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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2011, 10:36:45 PM »
Nice. We did eventually get showers. My record was 21 days. Four months of fricken bird baths, man...

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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 10:58:25 PM »
oh man i beat that. after the ground war had ended, they left us in place for over 30 days, so that 30 plus at least another 30 waiting for the ground war to start (after about a week or so from the start of the air war, they moved us into our jump-off positions and then left us there for quite a bit of time), and you have a lot of rank people. sometimes we would get a water buffalo sent to us so that we could get a plastic bowl of water to wash, but mainly, we used a lot of wet wipes...and we only had two uniforms!

ugh.

i remember when we got back and had to turn in all of that desert gear, i washed those uniforms several times and never once did the water get sudsy because of all of the dirt! the water was always brown and never cleared.
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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2011, 11:03:59 PM »
Ewww...

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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2011, 04:49:13 AM »
Ewww...

+1 
I am always humbled when I hear stories like this.  My record was only a week.  I can't imagine 2 months. 

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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2011, 07:14:31 AM »
2 months..... wow!  I thought I was in bad shape when I had to go 13 days with nothing but two packs of baby wipes.  But I had one uniform since a one day mission turned into two, then three........  I was ready for a shower after that one.
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2011, 07:15:02 AM »
One thing that annoys me r.e. Iron Eagle, Top Gun, Wings Of The Apache, etc. is when they try to pass off F-5's, Drakens, etc. as Migs... totally ruins it for me!

Don't forget the Mirages.  Probably the most common "Mig".
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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2011, 08:43:34 AM »
i think i erred...i don't think it was 60 days but more like 45+. honestly, back then, we didn't have access to media back then like they do now, and we're under information blackouts and sh1t. hell, they were even taking away our gameboys and walkman's (and had stopped our mail). we didn't even know about these smart bombs/missiles until AFTER the war! the only phones we had were MARS (if we were lucky) and only had snail mail. when we got back to CEII, at&t had setup about 100 phone booths under a large tent, so that was nice.

when the ground war was over and they left us out there in the middle of iraq (where- i still don't know), they basically disarmed us (rifles kept a few mags, belt-fed weapons kept one belt of ammo, grenades, missiles, etc, were all collected). we were left to our devices and basically hung around in our skivvies and boots, tanning and playing frisbee. it was really strange. still, those uniforms were nasty as hell.
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« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2011, 12:04:46 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2011, 04:42:55 PM »
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« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2011, 08:27:37 PM »
i don't think i've seen the sequels to the DD...but the original was good.
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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2016, 05:35:40 PM »
Well, certainly not the worst movie I have EVER seen, but "Anomalisa" last night is thrown into the major reject pile.  http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Anomalisa/80080269

Netflix even warned me I probably wouldn't like it....  and it is usually right.... but I thought it still sounded interesting after some of the reviews.  My bad.

Strange initial twists, but slow as molasses, boring, stupid, even disturbing.  I kept thinking there was some point to it all and kept on watching.  Nope.
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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2016, 07:58:00 PM »
Oops, I obviously posted to the wrong thread.  I didn't see the word "military" in the subject!  Oh well.
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« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2016, 10:47:29 PM »
Also a good example of what happens when one resurrects a five year old thread.
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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2016, 05:10:10 AM »
Well, certainly not the worst movie I have EVER seen, but "Anomalisa" last night is thrown into the major reject pile.  http://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Anomalisa/80080269

Netflix even warned me I probably wouldn't like it....  and it is usually right.... but I thought it still sounded interesting after some of the reviews.  My bad.

Strange initial twists, but slow as molasses, boring, stupid, even disturbing.  I kept thinking there was some point to it all and kept on watching.  Nope.

IMDB gave it a 7.4 but you can't always count on them to get it right. I've seen many movies rated highly there that sucked.
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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2016, 08:18:57 AM »
I just saw this thread and haven't gone back through it so forgive me if it has already been covered but the 2001 Pearl Harbor with Ben Affleck has got to be one of the worst. Also "Red Tails". That was a subject that deserved a "Tora Tora Tora" (one of the best IMHO) treatment but got the aforementioned "Pearl Harbor" treatment.

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Re: Worst Military Movie Ever Made
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2016, 09:08:31 AM »
Also a good example of what happens when one resurrects a five year old thread.

No it is not.  It is only example of resurrecting the WRONG thread.... which is still a million times preferable to having dozens and dozens of the same thread created over and over and over again with information scattered everywhere and impossible to follow.

I will add that it is a mistake I think I have made only once in all the years and many thousands of postings I have made.
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