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Offline Conrad

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The Irish Blonde
« on: January 25, 2013, 02:34:26 PM »
A very attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a  little intoxicated and wanted to bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely  nude."

With that, she stripped nude, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a  stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I  won!"

She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them  asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know  - I thought you were  watching."

MORAL OF THE  STORY

Not all Irish are  drunks, not all blondes are  dumb.....
But all men...Are  men!
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 03:01:01 PM »
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 03:21:14 PM »
Probably one of my relatives ;)

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 04:00:30 PM »
Small island. Welcome Starboy.

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 04:19:16 PM »
Small island. Welcome Starboy.

Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 04:33:46 PM »
Don't think so. A few from across the channel from you though.

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 04:36:30 PM »
Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?

Only my good half.

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 04:43:25 PM »
 :rotflmao:
 
Good one C!  :chugbeer:

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2013, 04:46:25 PM »
So I could be the first...wow ;D

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2013, 04:56:27 PM »
So I could be the first...wow ;D
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2013, 05:01:22 PM »

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2013, 05:05:10 PM »
Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2013, 05:12:41 PM »
Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2013, 05:25:01 PM »
Any law in Ireland making you keep the potato launcher?
Yeh poverty :D,sourcing a can is a bit of a problem as not many 14s here

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2013, 05:57:12 PM »
 I understand that poverty thing. So many mods, so little money.

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2013, 05:44:54 AM »
So I could be the first...wow ;D

I think that there was/is another but I can't remember the name. I checked the member map, no joy there either.
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2013, 02:16:19 PM »
Ireland, one of the most beautiful Countries I visited...  :D
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2013, 04:07:01 PM »
Thanks,been meaning to join for a long time...any other Irish here?

Welcome!   I'm sure there's a few Irish around here...some English as well...a few Americans, a couple of Italians, at least one Venezuelan, plenty of Canadians, some from the Far East, some from the near East, in fact we have all types here...
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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2013, 05:15:17 PM »
Welcome!   I'm sure there's a few Irish around here...some English as well...a few Americans, a couple of Italians, at least one Venezuelan, plenty of Canadians, some from the Far East, some from the near East, in fact we have all types here...
Thanks for the welcome, for a small country we get around

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Re: The Irish Blonde
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2013, 05:19:27 PM »
Ireland, one of the most beautiful Countries I visited...  :D
Welcome!
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