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Offline Rick Hall

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Sunburn
« on: July 10, 2016, 09:23:28 PM »
Taking Viagra for my sunburn.
Doesn't cure it, but keeps the sheets off my legs.
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Offline Deziner

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2016, 11:08:31 PM »
 :rotflmao:
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM »
An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM
An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?

You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2016, 06:58:00 AM »
Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM
You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick
The only problem with that is you might shoot yourself in the head
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2016, 07:13:43 AM »
Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM
You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

But do you still have to get out of bed first?
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2016, 10:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Rick Hall on July 16, 2016, 01:38:44 AM
You can take +/- 1/4 of a pill so you have something to grab on to. In addition to eliminating dribbles on your slippers when nature calls at 3AM :-/

Rick

Gives your pillion an extra handhold.
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2016, 11:07:14 PM »
Quote from: Ron Dawg on July 16, 2016, 10:19:53 AM
Gives your pillion an extra handhold.

That's to say IF she can find it.....
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2016, 01:21:38 PM »
 :rotflmao:
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2016, 03:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Hooligan on July 18, 2016, 11:07:14 PM
That's to say IF she can find it.....

Sounds like a personal problem to me... :banana
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Offline Walker18

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2016, 09:00:37 PM »
I guess I read that wrong, I thought Hooligan was pointing out a South African problem.. Haven't heard of it in the states.. 
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 11:10:54 PM »
Quote from: Walker18 on July 19, 2016, 09:00:37 PM
I guess I read that wrong, I thought Hooligan was pointing out a South African problem.. Haven't heard of it in the states.. 
Quote from: Ron Dawg on July 19, 2016, 03:38:49 PM
Sounds like a personal problem to me... :banana

Nah guys, you have it all wrong..... It doesn't get cold enough here to have that problem...

However, here they need to use both hands.... :rotflmao:
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2016, 04:07:56 AM »
Quote from: Hooligan on July 19, 2016, 11:10:54 PM
Nah guys, you have it all wrong..... It doesn't get cold enough here to have that problem...

However, here they need to use both hands.... :rotflmao:

Using one of these will free up both of those hands to help in the search...

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2016, 06:32:08 AM »
Quote from: Conrad on July 20, 2016, 04:07:56 AM
Using one of these will free up both of those hands to help in the search...



Here you go, Hooligan, now you're all set.

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2016, 06:45:38 AM »
If you need more help....
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2016, 07:45:26 AM »
ouch
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2016, 10:59:00 PM »
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Nice try guys....
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Offline Conrad

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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2016, 04:21:53 AM »
 :)
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2016, 05:55:51 AM »
That's some funny stuff. You guys are cracked! (...and I like it!)
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Re: Sunburn
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2016, 06:42:33 PM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2016, 04:07:43 AM
An interesting non FDA approved and tested usage for the drug..  I wonder what else it can do?

1) Makes lawyers taller.
2) Keeps old guys at the rest home from rolling out of bed.
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