Maybe that's why everyone there thought Chet was my dad... So do I make Chet look old or does Chet make me look young??
Seriously....who's the kid?
Time for another cocktail Mr Jim. That is Jay, he just looks tiny and young compared to a normal sized man. IIRC he is right around 40 but doesn't look a day over 13.
Did somebody say beer?
Put some air in the tires, check the oil and make sure to replace the hefty sack in the window. She's also out of fuel, only takes 30 gallons of diesel and she should be good for a coupla hundred miles. Oh, dont forget to bring your milk crate, the drivers side crate broke the last time you used it and the passenger side is being used for the chickens, which BTW are starting to lay some really nice eggs. Almost forgot, DON't forget your goggles, remember the last time you got a ticket for driving without eye protection? That shoulda teached ya not to go breaking windshields What time you figuring you'll be here, I'll add 2 hours since I'm sure you still ride that slow black bike, but after reading about some of your riding stunts that may be a good thing
I can't help it guys, it aint easy being pretty and looking young...
I know how you feel J, it's a curse that some of us have to bear. (sigh)
Chet (call sign here "Son of Pappy") checks out ZG's junk in his little trunk...
You guys are all just jealous of my good looks and know that I could steal your women away from you with just a wink...
You can have my ex; she's all yours...
[Best Lee Corso impersonation] Not so fast Jay!If you tried to sweep my wife off her feet she would [literally] leg sweep you. And my wife is a little lady at 5'3'' 115 lbs. I bet she has at least 10 pounds and an inch on you. I only step in with a guy that is bothering her when she starts flashing her ring and looks annoyed. I would just smile if I saw her work a little guy over.
You guys and all your short jokes.... I'll have you know that I would TOWER over Max...
