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Offline VirginiaJim

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Funny headlines
« on: November 01, 2016, 05:30:25 PM »
This was in my newspaper 'Freelance Star' yesterday...  I still can't stop laughing every time I read it.

'Probe gives Weiner new exposure'

My 12 year old mind just can't get around those words without laughing my butt off..
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2016, 04:43:47 AM »
I worry about you Jim.......................funny tho'  :rotflmao:   
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2016, 06:14:40 AM »
Still  :rotflmao: .    Where's Beavis and Butt-head when you need them?
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2016, 07:26:30 AM »
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2016, 07:32:06 AM »
Thanks, Gary!  :rotflmao:
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2016, 07:48:46 AM »
We aim to please...
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2016, 09:54:24 AM »
Any news paper editor with a sense of humor will not be able to resist the multiple double entendres with this story.  ;D
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2016, 03:33:16 PM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 06:14:40 AM
Still  :rotflmao: .    Where's Beavis and Butt-head when you need them?

It's almost election day man, they're both out campaigning. I forget, is Butt-head the guy with the funny hair?
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2016, 08:15:06 PM »
If you mean by blonde, then yes.  But both of them have funny hair.
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2016, 04:33:33 AM »
This headline was in Tuesday's paper..

Trump eyes woman, gay man for top jobs..

I actually did a double take on that one.  Got as far as Trump eyes woman, gay man...   And I say to myself WTF, he's started already?   And then finish reading it and say to myself.....nevermind.
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2016, 04:01:59 AM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on November 02, 2016, 08:15:06 PM
If you mean by blonde, then yes.  But both of them have funny hair.

When will Donald meet Boris (our brilliant foreign secretary)  I wonder  :rotflmao:   

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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2016, 05:22:14 AM »
Boris....that's a nice English name.
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2016, 05:54:30 AM »
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Re: Funny headlines
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2016, 05:58:13 AM »
Hopefully he's not bad enough to cause issues.
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