Author Topic: Tom Swifties  (Read 2006 times)

Offline George R. Young

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Tom Swifties
« on: May 20, 2011, 09:21:26 PM »
Adverbial humour:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swifty
with a hint of motorcycle involvement.

"My girlfriend fell off the back of the motorcycle" said Tom ruthlessly.

"The back tire is shot" said Tom tirelessly.

"How could such a fat woman get pregnant?" asked Tom inconceivably.
65 CB160 (67-69), 69 350GTR (69-72), 72 R5, 73 RD350 (73-84), 82 XZ550 Vision (84-03), 01 Concours C10 (03-19), 89 EX250 (11-14), 00 SV650S (14-16), 03 SV650S (19-)