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Offline tweeter55

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I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:11:35 AM »
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 02:22:42 PM »
Ahahahahahahhahahhahh What morons! what they don't tell you is that you can get the same effect by leaning forward! Duh!
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2014, 03:14:46 PM »
Wow, that was informative.. I can see it now, toilet farkles. The saddle seat, complete with horn and reclining stirrups.. Poop like a cowboy, 'lil buckaroo!
Ok, going back in the garage now..
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 05:37:08 PM »
No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/ 

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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 09:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Ron Dawg on September 13, 2014, 05:37:08 PM
No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/ 


  :rotflmao: They have T-shirts!!  :rotflmao:
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2014, 10:17:46 PM »
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2014, 01:16:26 AM »
Quote from: Ron Dawg on September 13, 2014, 05:37:08 PM
No, No, NO! THIS is the way you go.....http://bumperdumper.com/

(281) Houston area code... LOL!!!!
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 09:00:49 PM »
But how do you keep the newspaper on your lap while you read the sports section?
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 12:43:38 PM »
I happen to use a Squatty Potty. after years of hemi trouble and colon issues, the SP has helped my problems a lot! it is NOT just like leaning forward, it elevates your legs and is very much like the method used in Asian countries in their public facilities.

please don't rag on something you know nothing about.

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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 04:03:38 PM »
Hey tweeter, I guess this non pc crap's not funny any more. Lot of this going around lately.
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 07:15:10 PM »
It all comes out in the end ::)
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 08:02:26 PM »
Quote from: gPink on September 17, 2014, 04:03:38 PM
Hey tweeter, I guess this non pc crap's not funny any more. Lot of this going around lately.
I thought I put it in the funny pages. What does one expect!
I just lost my wife to medical issues 4 weeks ago, so I'm not immune to the seriousness of medical problems, but, people, we've got to lighten up here.
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 08:18:30 PM »
Quote from: leisyman on September 17, 2014, 12:43:38 PM
after years of hemi trouble


That's why I stick with Ford.  ;) ;D
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 10:06:23 PM »
regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?

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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 10:24:02 PM »
Quote from: leisyman on September 17, 2014, 10:06:23 PM
regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?


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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 11:24:39 PM »
Quote from: leisyman on September 17, 2014, 10:06:23 PM
regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?
Dude, we all have problems, some more serious than others.  If you cant laugh about it, it's gonna eat you alive, adjust, and move on.  Chastising will only send the wrong message.  If we don't meet your criteria I politely suggest another forum.  I boldly recommend the COG forum.  If you can see through some of our childish humor I think you will see we are genuine folks here to help each other.  I could discuss my roids, but I would just as soon keep that private. 

Not meant to chase you away, but if that is the way you take it, it was meant to be.

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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2014, 05:17:13 AM »
Quote from: leisyman on September 17, 2014, 10:06:23 PM
regardless of my hemi issues, i fail to see what is funny about human defecation habits.
this smacks of something my 4 year old grandson might think funny.
are the folks here grownups?

In thinking seriously about the issue at hand......no.  We're all 12 year olds or younger. :)
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2014, 05:44:53 AM »
Quote from: VirginiaJim on September 18, 2014, 05:17:13 AM
In thinking seriously about the issue at hand......no.  We're all 12 year olds or younger. :)
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2014, 06:33:42 AM »
Now you sound like me talking to that guy who could do 938 MPH backwards on the front wheel for a mile! And this is the part where you would say 'Wait, I want to hear what this new guy is going to do with his bike (colon) and you guy ran him off.'

hehehehehehheheheheh

As Kirby would say, Humans is funny.

But back ONTOPIC: This new- fangled "pooposture" as I would call it is not new. All the toilets in that monstrosity called "Falling Water" are about 8" off the floor; the building was built in the 1930's and there was a health idea around at the time that we were all 'evacuating' incorrectly by sitting down. The F.L.W. house put the toilets in such a position that one had to basically stick his / her legs about straight out to.... well, 'drop the duce'.

Isn't it inscribed on the Stature of Liberty something like: Give us your poor, huddled, constipated masses and we will allow them the freedom to 'express' themselves in all kinds of new ways. ?

But you guize, with you breath fresheners ('Roids) and trucks (hemis) are really spurring me on. Now I want to do more than just sit on my motorcycle..... MUCH more! Take that you Airhawk cushion!

Brian

Quote from: SOP on September 17, 2014, 11:24:39 PM
Dude, we all have problems, some more serious than others.  If you cant laugh about it, it's gonna eat you alive, adjust, and move on.  Chastising will only send the wrong message.  If we don't meet your criteria I politely suggest another forum.  I boldly recommend the COG forum.  If you can see through some of our childish humor I think you will see we are genuine folks here to help each other.  I could discuss my roids, but I would just as soon keep that private. 

Not meant to chase you away, but if that is the way you take it, it was meant to be.

Chet
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Re: I didn't know there was a better way to poop.
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2014, 06:43:16 AM »
nope
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