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Offline Deziner

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I believe
« on: December 04, 2014, 04:11:55 PM »
I believe Jennifer Aniston should be one of Baskin Robbins' 31 flavors
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Offline Deziner

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Re: I believe
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2014, 04:22:45 PM »
I believe that we should get rid of the IRS and have a federal sales tax on a sliding scale.
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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Re: I believe
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2014, 12:33:08 AM »
"I believe I'll have another drink".   
                W.C. Fields
A life undreamed is a waste.  A dream unlived is a sin.

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Re: I believe
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2014, 04:01:38 AM »
I believe I'll drink to that!
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Offline tweeter55

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Re: I believe
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2014, 04:49:56 AM »
I believe...you're drunk. :chugbeer:
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Re: I believe
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2014, 05:25:22 AM »
IS there anything that Jim doesn't drink to?
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Re: I believe
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2014, 05:50:52 AM »
I don't believe so.....
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Re: I believe
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 05:52:52 AM »
Steve Martin:

Oh sure, it's easy to stand out here and jump around and try and be a...
wild and crazy guy. I think there's more to entertaining than that, and
that's why right now, I would like to talk about [voice deepens
melodramatically, emphasizing each word] what I believe.


[Gentle string music begins to play and continues in background;
imagine any one of a number of TV shows or movies where a character
begins to make an impassioned but completely phony speech while his
cohorts begin to hum "America the Beautiful" and you have the idea.]

What I believe:

I believe in rainbows, and puppy dogs and fairy tales. And I believe
in the family: Mom, and Dad, and Grandma, and Uncle Todd, who waves
his penis.

And I believe in 8 of the Ten Commandments, and I believe in going to
church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and
natural things that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs",
"jugs", "winnebagos", or "golden bozos". And you should only refer to
them as "hooters".

And I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so
you can look up her dress.

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone, no matter how stupid
they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots
are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story, one-bedroom
apartment.

And I believe that the "Battle of the Network Stars" should be fought
with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once
was: an arctic region, covered with ice.

And I believe the United States should all foreigners in this country,
provided they can speak our native language: Apache.

And lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you are listening to right now.
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Re: I believe
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 06:14:22 AM »
Steve Martin:

And lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is
nothing worse than the music you are listening to right now.

Tell that to the voices in my head..

I believe...you're drunk. :chugbeer:

Possibly, but it's early yet.

IS there anything that Jim doesn't drink to?

No.
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Re: I believe
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2014, 06:23:13 AM »
I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.

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Re: I believe
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2014, 06:42:17 AM »
ESA?
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Re: I believe
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 06:55:46 AM »
ESA?
electronic suspension adjustment

I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.
Do you believe in unicorns too?

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Re: I believe
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2014, 08:39:41 AM »
I believe "resentment is like drinking poison and wishing your enemy would die"   ;D

 - (per Nelson Mandela)
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Re: I believe
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2014, 08:44:40 AM »
How can you Believe... if in the middle of the word Believe, is the word "lie"?  :o
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Re: I believe
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2014, 10:10:01 AM »
How can you Believe... if in the middle of the word Believe, is the word "lie"?  :o

all...righty then...... let's spell it:  beeleave ;D
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Re: I believe
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2014, 10:30:27 AM »
If "believe"  doesn't work for you, how about "Of the opinion"  ?  I.E.  I am of the opinion there are far too many stupid people creating stupid children. 
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Re: I believe
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2014, 01:05:58 PM »
electronic suspension adjustment
Do you believe in unicorns too?

As a matter of fact I do. Why?   ;D

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Re: I believe
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2014, 09:25:58 PM »

 I believe if I stated my thoughts on what I really believe, this topic would either be locked or head straight to the arena! :-X
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Re: I believe
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2014, 09:39:35 PM »
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Re: I believe
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2014, 12:19:20 AM »
I believe someday Kawasaki will put throttle by wire, cruise control and ESA on the Concourse.

AY don't forget the heated seat! =)
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