A....shapely BLONDE female awaits the doctor in an exam room.
The doctor enters and asks; "what is the problem young lady?"
The blonde answers; "I hurt all over, every where I touch"
"Here, ouch, here, ouch, here, ouch" as she touches herself all over w/ her left index finger.
"Fine" says the doc, "now let's wrap up that broken finger in a cast & all will be better!".....