(this one may make you say 'Ewwwww')
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..... for an annual exam. The doctor checks the guy over and at the end says that he is in very good shape for somone his age. Then the doctor says "So, all I need now is a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample for the lab and we're all done." The old guys says "Gee Doc, I am in kind of a hurry, can I just leave my shorts?"

......and the during the exam the doctor notices the mans "junk" is a weird orange color. The doctor asks the man "Sir have you been doing anything out of the ordinary lately", to which the man replies, "other than watching porn and eating Cheetos not really" !!

I hope they wern't the Flaming Hot Cheetos

Eeeewwww!