@ZG: +1^10,000! that's GREAT! not only is it funny, but it's so true. how many times do we men have to suffer through what's described above? sheesh! (no, not talking about the bike not starting)
@VJ: my wife would say that too...wondering where i would go all day while riding...then she'd ask silly questions like 'how do you know all of these backroads/ways to get home?' i'm like, 'what the F do you think i do while riding? i ain't going to church that's for sure!'