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Offline ZG

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motorcycle fail top 10
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2012, 09:36:08 PM »
So few brains, so little need for helmets.

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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 10:21:38 PM »
I can think of a couple more, thank gawd nobody had a moo-vee camera at the time.

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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2012, 02:31:48 AM »
For me #7 is THE #1!
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Too classic...
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2012, 05:54:20 AM »
It takes a special kind of stupid...
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2012, 06:28:34 AM »

No jacket, no shirt, no helmet, no brains = Stupid is as Stupid Does (Mr, Gumps' mother!)

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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2012, 09:23:49 AM »
That stuff is funny. I'm glad my stupids haven't been immortalized in video. I did the "panic - don't pull in clutch - open throttle wide - flip bike on top of me" thingy. Luckily my enabler insisted on me wearing a helmet. Scratched the lid, saved my head but didn't help prevent the muffler burn on my ankle. (shorts, sneakers, no socks) Fortunately, I realized early in my life that I was allergic to pain so I found that using thought as a prophylactic worked most of the time.

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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2012, 03:59:45 PM »
Now, do you understand why Selective Breeding is so important ?
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2012, 10:40:38 AM »
I like 3 more than 7, but they're essentially the same thing.  I get a kick out of 4 because of the "I knew that was going to happen" thing being said in the background.  LOL
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2012, 06:39:43 PM »
it appears that ther are way too many folks that have more money than brains
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Re: motorcycle fail top 10
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2012, 06:23:09 AM »
it appears that ther are way too many folks that have more money than brains

For some folks $10 will do it.
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