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Offline billhook

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2015, 11:35:12 AM »
"This one time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken".

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2015, 02:51:45 PM »
" REMEMBER THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER?"


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« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2015, 02:54:22 PM »
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”


― Will Rogers


CLASSIC.

Marty... awesome vid... just awsome... 8)

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2015, 07:27:35 PM »
.....Cheap whores make expensive wives.....
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2015, 07:39:47 PM »
That's about as useless as **** on a typewriter.

You don't put a five dollar hat on a two dollar whore.

She's got a three-horsepower brain driving a five-horsepower mouth.

I never was the man I used to be.

A life undreamed is a waste.  A dream unlived is a sin.

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« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2015, 07:43:16 PM »
That fits like socks on a rooster
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2015, 07:02:42 AM »
Always keep your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2015, 07:10:08 AM »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2015, 07:25:33 AM »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.

Trust me, if I get damaged to the point of ER folks needing to cut off my underwear,  they probably won't be clean anyway.    :-[
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2015, 07:47:52 AM »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.
Yes, mother.
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« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2015, 07:56:51 AM »
  don't know if this has been said....but it is on many forums...

"Pics or it didn't happen"    LOL

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2015, 09:14:45 AM »

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:08 AM »
 
 "Don't...make me stop this car!" ;D

   which would usually get my brother & me to stop the horseplay for a half-hour or so...... ::)
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #93 on: January 11, 2015, 12:29:55 AM »
"wilder than a peach orchard hog"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #94 on: January 11, 2015, 09:24:25 AM »
Yep
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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« Reply #95 on: January 11, 2015, 06:28:21 PM »
'99 C10 "MissTriss" *sold*
'04 ZZR1200 "Sweet heart" *sold*
'81 GL1100 Interstate "Puttz"*sold*
'00 K12LT..."Battleship Galactica".....

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« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2015, 06:32:47 PM »
'99 C10 "MissTriss" *sold*
'04 ZZR1200 "Sweet heart" *sold*
'81 GL1100 Interstate "Puttz"*sold*
'00 K12LT..."Battleship Galactica".....

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2015, 07:20:10 PM »
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #98 on: January 11, 2015, 10:24:41 PM »
No-cost home security system.

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front  yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the  center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #99 on: January 12, 2015, 04:50:13 AM »
 ;)

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