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Offline B.D.F.

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A woman goes to a surgeon......
« on: December 19, 2017, 03:55:13 am »
And gets a vaginoplasty. (look it up) When she wakes up after the procedure, there are some things on her tray....

The first is a bouquet of flowers from her husband, with a card telling her how happy he is that she came through the procedure so successfully and telling her how much he loves her.

The second is a card, from her surgeon, congratulating her on a successful procedure, saying that all went well and wishing her well in life.

The third is a huge bouquet of flowers. The card reads "From Jimmy in the burn unit- thanks for the new ears".

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Re: A woman goes to a surgeon......
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2017, 04:04:47 am »
jimmy
Thank God for good men willing to do extreme violence.

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Re: A woman goes to a surgeon......
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2017, 04:19:24 am »
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