At least he pronounces the name correctly. Beyond that, he is a dork.
Wrong about the linked brakes, it is not a setting you need to mess with, the two modes are remembered across restarts.
Wrong about the windscreen- it remembers its position (if you choose) and if you don't want to adjust it, then don't. Requires no interaction.
He is wrong about GPS- not included, has nothing do to with the bike at all.
Wrong about heated grips, you can choose to not mess with them at all or just leave them off. Oh, and the setting is remembered.
He doesn't like ABS, because, oh, I guess he is just too cool/expert for that type of thing. Again, nothing distracting, nothing to change or control.
Wrong about vent- no need to mess with it unless you WANT to.
OMG, he has the OPTION to adjust headlights!! Again, why does that interfere with starting a ride? Oh yeah- settings remembered, of course.
Wow- he doesn't want to know what the ambient temp is- THEN DON'T LOOK AT IT.
So, his conclusion- because a sport tourer has lots of nice features [that can be used or ignored], they distract from the "purity" of the "ride". So, I guess one has to be suffering, uncomfortable, and be made inconvenient to be "really" enjoying the ride. He can't control his own desire to make a ride nicer, so the sport-tourer sucks. He is a "real" biker.... a "real man."