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Offline Gumby

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2014, 01:56:16 PM »

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2014, 04:37:54 PM »
Let's kinda keep these sayings on the witty (funny) ones, please.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2014, 08:49:20 PM »
Mazda pickup, tailgate literally covered with stickers. The one that catches my eye?  It's a beautiful day. Please do your best not to f#%$ it up!   :)
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2014, 09:37:16 AM »
An old classic but I still like it:  Visualize Whorled Peas

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2014, 07:40:33 AM »
Saw a good lookin' chick with the license plate IYQ2.
The grass isn't always greener.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2014, 08:55:49 AM »
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2014, 09:17:52 AM »
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2014, 11:44:36 AM »
Just read on this forum in Shoe's signature:

Eat Corn, Drill for Oil

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2014, 12:10:44 PM »
I can't be an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings... I go to parties!

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2014, 01:21:26 PM »
Bumper sticker- photo of Obama with the saying "Does this ass make my car look bigger"?
Bumper sticker on right side of semi-trailer-"El Paso-El Cruncho"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2014, 02:29:03 PM »
Guys, the intention of this thread was to stay out of the political stuff.  Let's keep it that way, please.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2014, 05:02:57 PM »
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
  :hail:   Heated gear - best invention since the woman!  :hail:


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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2014, 05:08:39 PM »
Or, as seen on the 'net, "Kinda like sex, only good" ;)

If that aint witty, I aint Jack (of all trades) ;)

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2014, 07:01:34 PM »
Born to ride . . . forced to work.
In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2014, 10:40:05 PM »
Seen on BDFs snow blower.  "Bring on the global warming, man made or mama nature made, just hurry up."

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2014, 11:29:56 PM »
"Hang up and drive"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2014, 12:03:22 AM »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2014, 04:44:38 AM »
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2014, 08:29:50 AM »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"

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