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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #100 on: November 07, 2011, 01:47:11 PM »
This is reply # 100!
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #101 on: November 07, 2011, 01:59:59 PM »
A chemist goes into a bar with a friend. He orders H2O. The friend says "I'll have H2O too". When the drinks arrive the chemist's thirst is quenched but the friend takes a big swig of his drink and starts to gag. Why?

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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #102 on: November 07, 2011, 02:13:12 PM »
He drank Hydrogen Peroxide.
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #103 on: November 07, 2011, 02:19:56 PM »
Probably should have ordered an H20 also :-)

It is amazing where that stuff has turned up (hydrogen peroxide)- it has been used as a propellant in some really interesting things like rockets and submarines. The stuff is highly reactive and exothermic though and tough to handle, transport and store. Every now and then a container of high purity H2O2 springs a leak and that almost always gets out of control. That is also why the stuff we buy in drug stores is only a 3% hydrogen peroxide solution and is always sold in an opaque bottle (usually dark brown); it reacts to light too.

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A chemist goes into a bar with a friend. He orders H2O. The friend says "I'll have H2O too". When the drinks arrive the chemist's thirst is quenched but the friend takes a big swig of his drink and starts to gag. Why?
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #104 on: November 07, 2011, 02:26:20 PM »
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "we don't serve your kind in this bar". The mushroom replys "but I'm a fun guy". (fungi) ;D
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #105 on: November 07, 2011, 02:47:21 PM »
If I was to decide to reply to this then I would probably reply with nothing at all....
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #106 on: November 07, 2011, 03:19:45 PM »
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #107 on: November 07, 2011, 03:35:15 PM »
I loaded 7 USMC Small Field Refrigeration Units, onto a 48' flatbed trailer, for a total weight of 24,640 lbs, today, and I'm not a forklift driver. Only 207 more to go.
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #108 on: November 07, 2011, 03:50:52 PM »
I loaded 7 USMC Small Field Refrigeration Units, onto a 48' flatbed trailer, for a total weight of 24,640 lbs, today, and I'm not a forklift driver. Only 207 more to go.

Leave it to the Marines to need to refrigerate a small field.  Especially since winter is approaching.   ;D
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #109 on: November 07, 2011, 03:53:50 PM »
I just fired a new hire today(2 days) and he just couldn't understand why I thought not returning customers goods was unacceptable behavior. The person he replaced quit after 2 days saying she could make more on unemployment.

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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #110 on: November 07, 2011, 04:01:56 PM »
The person he replaced quit after 2 days saying she could make more on unemployment.

:O Report that she had a job and was in good standing and that will be enough of her living off our taxes.
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #111 on: November 07, 2011, 04:04:31 PM »
Did. Unem. office said she did not have to take a job for less money.

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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #112 on: November 08, 2011, 08:36:20 AM »
I'm listening to the Beatles 'Martha my dear' on 93XRT....
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #113 on: November 08, 2011, 08:45:49 AM »
I'm listening to the Beatles 'Martha my dear' on 93XRT....


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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #114 on: November 08, 2011, 08:55:58 AM »
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #115 on: November 08, 2011, 09:03:19 AM »
guess the nothing.

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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #116 on: November 08, 2011, 10:09:10 AM »
is it bigger than a bread box?
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #117 on: November 08, 2011, 10:42:01 AM »
guess the nothing.



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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #118 on: November 08, 2011, 10:43:50 AM »
I saw my doctor yesterday and had a physical. It was all good news, had my blood tested the week before.

She gave me a prostate exam. I was laying on the table and she had me roll over on my left side and pull my right leg up to my chest.

She says, "now you're going to feel a little pressure".

Holy ****! That's what you call a little pressure?    :o
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Re: A thread about nothing at all....
« Reply #119 on: November 08, 2011, 11:02:28 AM »
Rutabaga is the common American and Canadian term for the plant. It comes from the old Swedish word Rotabagge, meaning simply "root bag". "Swede" is the preferred term used in England, Wales, Australia, New Zealand and many other parts of the world that use British English as a standard.  In the U.S., the plant is also known as "Swedish turnip" or "yellow turnip", while in Ireland, it is referred to as "turnip". The name turnip is also used in parts of Northern and Midland England, Ontario and Atlantic Canada. In Scots, it is either "tumshie" or "neep", and Brassica rapa var. rapa, termed a "turnip" in southern English usage, instead is called a "white turnip" as in Ireland. Scots will refer to both types by the generic term "neep" (from Old English næp, Latin napus). Some will also refer to both types as just "turnip" (the word is also derived from næp). In North-East England, turnips and swedes are colloquially called "snaggers" (archaic). They should not be confused with the large beet known as a mangelwurzel.

Its common name in Sweden is kålrot (literally "cabbage root"), similarly in Denmark it is known as kålroe, while in Norway it has usurped the name of kålrabi in addition to being known as kålrot. The Finnish term is lanttu, of the same root as English "to plant", since it is usually planted from pre-grown saplings.
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