Special Nerve

[BackInTheSaddle]

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?
 
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shi**y outlook on life.
 
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your a$$ and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eyes.
 
My public service is done for the day!
 

[snarf]

That little nerve could save countless lives and loss of limbs/appendages.  If you work around fast moving or heavy machinery you will quickly realize that little nerve is the Anal OH SH!T nerve. It can sense danger before it even happens. Dont believe me?? Try it out...brush up against a motor coupling spinning at 3500rpm; that nerve will send an impulse to your brain, your brain will send an impulse telling your butt to clench, all this happens before you even have a chance to say "oh sh!t"
A buddy and I talked about making a rectal Emergengy-stop switch. It sounded good, the problem was that neither of us wanted to install them or work on them after the fact.  The dream quickly died