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Offline BackInTheSaddle

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Shortest books
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:03:02 PM »
World's Shortest Books
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreward by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all.......................
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 09:42:18 AM »
Actually the shortest book in the world was written by a group of scientists at M.I.T.  It has a cover and title but no words:

"The Real Teaching of Christ"
Yes, they're real...and they is sensational...

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 08:14:10 AM »
Learn to swim.  By Rodney King.

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 09:31:00 AM »
How To Dominate WSBK and MotoGP by William G. Davidson
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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 11:07:59 AM »
How to win the World Series by the Chicago Cubs.
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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 06:31:00 PM »
How to win the World Series by the Chicago Cubs.

 :o  Ouch!  :rotflmao:

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 07:37:35 PM »
Learn to swim.  By Rodney King.

Too Soon????;D ;D ;D
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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 09:03:10 PM »
Too Soon? ???;D ;D ;D

 
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Ok, I can't hold it in anymore...  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2012, 09:43:36 PM »
Great motorcycle websites I know.

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2012, 09:56:04 PM »
The Complete Guide to Manly Dances

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Re: Shortest books
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 05:59:42 AM »
Dancing (the right kind of dancing) is an easy recipe to panty removal....  Just saying.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
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