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Title: toilet paper wanted
Post by: gPink on March 22, 2020, 02:59:43 PM: https://youtu.be/q0PBg_3iVBw
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: Rick Hall on March 22, 2020, 08:50:33 PM: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Y'all need to go over to Fakebook, yes I know some of you don't/won't. You don't need an account, though FB will try to force you. It's a public group, and funny as F. Search for "Northern Colorado TP Finder", or:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/587922875135528/?ref=group_header (https://www.facebook.com/groups/587922875135528/?ref=group_header)

Rick
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: gPink on March 23, 2020, 03:52:28 PM: good stuff,Rick
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on March 24, 2020, 06:44:31 PM: I used to go to sites to find "good gas", gave that up... but T/P locators are just not right.. when I was last at Harbor Freight, I did pick up a couple boxes of those "blue" paper shop rags.. the mega size boxed rolls.. man, when you wet them with warm water, they are super soft, and really nice to wipe with... not kidding, a single sheet, will remove all the "Klingons" no problemo... they are better than anything I've ever dragged across my old butt... can't flush them tho, because I have a septic system, which works great, if not "messed up"... but... I have a bazillion plastic shopping bags, from the years, that were outlawed in January here in Ohio.. nice.... so, I can just toss them in da' bag, and into the rubbish... and smile with a really clean baby butt...

Oh, and I did shave my face really clean and smooth, makes it much easier to "wash"... I might just do the same to my butt.... (but, I ain't using MY razor... I'll use my wife's....) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

how many times did I say "but"..?
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: MtnRider on March 24, 2020, 09:19:56 PM: DON'T shave it MOB!!! :yikes:

Had to shave mine a few years ago for a medical procedure. Those hairs are like whiskers as they grow out and they are ALL aimed at the opposite cheek. You'll have a much better understanding why your wife complains when you rub your bristly face against her tender skin. And you CANNOT get away from it.... UGH! :censored: :banghead:

;D
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: B.D.F. on March 25, 2020, 12:44:54 PM: Grabbed 4 rolls of the cheapest, nastiest stuff you have ever seen this AM, only because it was available (first time I have seen T.P. on any shelf since this hoarding started). Now we have the never- ending dilemma of trying to decide if using that stuff is any better than just using the regular (read: good quality) stuff.... again. A choice between two bad methods.

:-(

Brian
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 26, 2020, 07:08:25 AM: I'm tied in to the county alert system and one came over asking people not to flush baby wipes in the sewage system as it was clogging everything up. Heaven forbid what it would do to a septic system.
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: gPink on March 26, 2020, 02:56:11 PM: ...but it says 'flushible' right there on the package...I just don't know what to believe any more... :-\
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 27, 2020, 04:24:48 AM: We're all in that boat floating on a sea of baby wipes.
Title: Re: toilet paper wanted
Post by: qman on December 17, 2020, 04:50:30 AM: Did not anyone notice he was eating a donut?