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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2014, 09:14:09 AM »
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....

I like that one!  I know some that I could apply it to.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2014, 10:09:09 AM »
on back of a local sewage/septic pumper truck.
     "We take crap off everybody."

Local plumber truck.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2014, 10:30:28 AM »
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In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2014, 11:26:04 AM »

Bumper sticker on the back of a POS rusty Suburban,

  This is NOT an
abandoned vehicle

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« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2014, 12:11:45 PM »
When the red river is flowing,

Take the dirt road home.......
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2014, 06:53:43 AM »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2014, 07:48:29 AM »
Yes.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2014, 08:41:11 AM »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
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« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2014, 08:59:25 AM »
That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2014, 12:31:53 PM »
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE

On my neighbor's daughter's Jeep windshield

          SILLY BOYS, JEEPS ARE FOR GIRLS

kind of resent that one!

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« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2014, 12:45:10 PM »
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In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2014, 01:46:56 PM »
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE
I've seen that one, but more often with "H2" instead of Suzuki.

And this one, too:   ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2014, 02:22:46 PM »
Saw this at a family restaurant.
Good food.
Good service.
Good prices.
Pick any two.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2014, 04:34:53 AM »
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« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2014, 01:20:51 PM »
Guaranteed to **** someone off in every protesting group.


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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2015, 11:03:35 AM »
Thought I'd try to resurrect this thread...Always drink upstream from the herd.
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« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2015, 12:18:30 PM »
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!




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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2015, 01:50:52 PM »
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« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2015, 04:04:13 PM »
Saw a license plate that said "hydrogen". My daughter didn't get it, I pointed out the car was an Element!
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« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2015, 04:28:29 PM »
   This saying is an actual business:

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