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Offline Conrad

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What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« on: September 23, 2016, 05:14:16 AM »
from the other site but still good for a laugh...



http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mcdonalds-employee-accused-of-smuggling-80-lbs-of-mcnuggets-in-his-anal-cavity/

McDonald’s employee accused of smuggling 80 lbs of McNuggets in his anal cavity



An employee of a McDonald’s restaurant in Canada was accused of stealing more than 80 lbs of chicken Mcnuggets from his employer, allegedly hiding them in his rectum to smuggle them out of his workplace.

31-year old Andy Brown was arrested this morning by the Ottawa Police, after a cavity search revealed four condoms filled with frozen chicken nuggets hidden in his rectum.

According to McDonald’s spokesman David Knoxx, Mr Brown’s employer had suspected him of stealing food for some time and had already searched him on five occasions, but they never seemed to find anything on him.

“The store manager noticed six months ago that large quantities of nuggets were missing,” Mr. Knoxx told reporters. “We installed additional security cameras at various strategic locations throughout the restaurant, and we were finally able to identify the problem. We were extremely shocked when we saw him going inside the freezer with his hands full of condoms and lubricant!”

A search of Mr Brown’s locker revealed a large jar of Vaseline and dozens of unused condoms.

Mr Brown now faces five charges of petty theft and two charges of possession of stolen property, after allegedly stealing more than 80 lbs of McNuggets between the month of December 2015 and September 2016.

Investigators posited that he used a little ingenuity and some Vaseline, inserting the nuggets in condoms and hiding them in his anal cavity to smuggle them out of his workplace.

He has been released on a promise to appear in court on October 12 for the beginning of his trial.
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2016, 06:39:02 AM »
Ah, makes me proud to be a Canadian.
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2016, 07:23:24 AM »
Never ever, for any reason ever will I ever buy a chicken mcnugget again. I will now always have a mental image of it being in a condom in this guys butt.
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2016, 08:34:47 AM »
Quote from: George R. Young on September 23, 2016, 06:39:02 AM
Ah, makes me proud to be a Canadian.

Take heart George. By the looks of his sweet mullet, I'd say that he was an immigrant from south of the border.    :o
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2016, 10:17:08 AM »
A true butt nugget!
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2016, 03:03:08 PM »
For some strange reason, I don't think this dorf was doing it because he needed food... I think he just enjoyed it...
With that said, he should have been using that McD's special sauce as a lube... everyone in the world knows that Vasoline will deteriorate a condome in like 2 minutes..
Don't they?
I dunno, but as a stud muffin from the 70's, forced to figure out the condom thing, id have to assume so,
Its a scarey thought, looking at some hot chick, after the performance, and realizing all you are wearing is a rubber band...was it good for you?   Have a cig and run...


Ahh the essence of being young...


Hey you Hosers, you better hope he don't get a job at Tony Horten's when he gets outta jail, eh....oh....what a knob...  koooo loooookoookoooo  kooooo loookukooo

Hey... get offfa me, yer crushin' my smokes , eh..

Just Kidding George, please don't take offense, but I'm sure you see the humor in that...
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2016, 03:11:57 PM »

Think he washed his hands before going back to work?
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2016, 08:40:41 PM »
How in the world did he fit 80 pounds of McNuggets up his butt? That is a SIGNIFICANT amount of chicken, bones or not!!! And all in 4 condoms? They must have been the Magnum brand....
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2016, 04:40:13 AM »
He didn't shove all 80lbs up his ass at one time. It was over a period of 6 months or so.    :o
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2016, 08:13:40 AM »
Eeew! McNuggets up his butt for 6 months!!!???? Even a few hours is DISGUSTING!
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2016, 09:14:47 AM »
Quote from: Deziner on September 26, 2016, 08:13:40 AM
Eeew! McNuggets up his butt for 6 months!!!???? Even a few hours nano-seconds is DISGUSTING!

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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2016, 10:30:53 AM »
I REALLY hope that the Hamburglar used a different MO than the McbuttNugget thief!!!

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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2016, 04:43:59 AM »
I posted this little nugget of humor over at the VW Jetta TDI forum and the mods removed it without a word to me. Wouldn't you think that if they had an issue with it, so much so that they felt the need to remove it, that someone would say something to me about it in private?  :o

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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2016, 05:07:54 AM »
I wonder if someone was feeling guilty.
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2016, 05:14:29 AM »
Quote from: gPink on September 27, 2016, 05:07:54 AM
I wonder if someone was feeling guilty.

Well, that VW site is Canadian based...
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2016, 07:09:20 AM »
Maybe there is a considerable "Brown Market" for McNuggets in Canada and the admins are part of it.  ???
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2016, 07:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Conrad on September 27, 2016, 04:43:59 AM
I posted this little nugget of humor over at the VW Jetta TDI forum and the mods removed it without a word to me. Wouldn't you think that if they had an issue with it, so much so that they felt the need to remove it, that someone would say something to me about it in private?  :o

Nazis!

Hmmm, seems I'm a slacker..  I'll put on my Ent hat and think some thoughts on what to do with this thread.  It might take awhile, though.  On the positive side, I will let you know if I'm going to remove it..........................................................maybe. :rotflmao:   Well it must be good luck for you as I'm drinking tonight and feel benevolent.
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2016, 07:50:39 PM »
If you dump it, will there be paperwork?   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2016, 08:46:01 PM »
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Re: What kind of sauce you want with those McNuggets?
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2016, 04:52:00 AM »
Quote from: Deziner on September 27, 2016, 07:09:20 AM
Maybe there is a considerable "Brown Market" for McNuggets in Canada and the admins are part of it.  ???

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