Post any that you got. Here's one from my misspent youth:
One night in the mid-80's I rode my 1982 Kawasaki GPz750 to a keg party held in a back parking lot. After an hour or so the beer ran out so a collection was taken for a run down to the late night beer depot. I had fired up the bike to follow the pickup when this drunk guy came up and asked if he could ride on the back. He was rather short and thin so I thought "why not" and motioned with my helmeted head to jump on.
The route passed through my favorite freeway intersection, nicely cambered running down then up to the merge. Fully neglecting the guy.on back I dropped a gear to pass the truck and cranked in full throttle. As the front wheel came up I felt a THUNK under both armpits. Looking down I saw the tips of two cowboy boots!! In a panic I chopped throttle while grabbing front brake...THUNK his head then smacked the back of my helmet.
When we pulled in to the beer joint the guys in the truck were laughing as they described the guy spread eagle with his head behind the taillight. I think his cowboy boots saved his life (and me a trip to jail)
