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Offline stevewfl

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C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« on: January 18, 2013, 01:02:47 PM »
I'll start-

Is it fast?


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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 01:09:01 PM »
Is it heavy?
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 01:22:15 PM »
Is that a BMW?
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 01:25:47 PM »
Do you know how fast you were going?

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 01:45:40 PM »
Is that a scooter?    :o
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 01:46:50 PM »
How fast have you gotten it up to?

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 02:21:29 PM »
Do you know how fast you were going?

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2013, 02:22:02 PM »
Do you need help picking that up?
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2013, 02:25:24 PM »
Is that a scooter?    :o

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Yeap I got that... "Man !!!  that's a huge ass scooter..."

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2013, 02:38:04 PM »
Where did you get that jacket? It's absurd to expect a person wearing a full face helmet to answer any question imho.

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2013, 02:57:02 PM »
Do you know how fast you were going?

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Winner for me too, I was asked that 4 or 5 times this year.

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2013, 03:17:56 PM »
I'll start-

Is it fast?

That is the winner.  Got asked that several times, to which I reply "oh yes".

The second most question is "what is that?"  Which makes me smile

What gets said the most that is neither stupid nor a question is "that is nice looking!"
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2013, 03:22:28 PM »
The women ask... "Are you married?"  ;) ;D

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 03:51:58 PM »
You should buy American and get a Harley.
Sure once Harley can make one of these.
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 04:16:51 PM »
The women ask... "Are you married?"  ;) ;D

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2013, 05:34:39 PM »
The women ask... "Are you married?"  ;) ;D

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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2013, 06:27:03 PM »
Women at red light...I could hardly hear her hay, hay excuse me....I look at her...she points to my boots and asks where did you get those neat boots from. Yes I have big feet. ;D
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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2013, 06:29:18 PM »
Why are you in such a rush?

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Re: C14- Most stupid things people ask when stopped?
« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2013, 07:56:05 PM »
How can you reach forward and bend over like that?
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