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Title: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: B.D.F. on November 01, 2012, 04:16:03 PM

I usually don't post stuff like this but today is turning out to be a rich news day, at least as far as humor goes.

It seems that Georgie Smith swallowed a toothbrush but doctors can't find it. I could suggest where to start looking but that isn't the interesting part of this happening, at least to me: it seems that Ms. Smith has no gag reflex and therefore is at risk of swallowing all kinds of stuff all the time (easy boys!). That fact immediately brought up seven thoughts, four questions and the ironic thought that she might be homosexual. The mind boggles....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/georgie-smith-british-student-swallows-toothbrush-doctors-cant-find-it_n_2051962.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/georgie-smith-british-student-swallows-toothbrush-doctors-cant-find-it_n_2051962.html)

Brian

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: gPink on November 01, 2012, 05:57:55 PM

First you raise our hopes then dash them at the end.

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 06, 2012, 04:51:13 AM

How the heck can you swallow a toothbrush, gag reflex or not?  Don't make sense.

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: twowheeladdict on November 06, 2012, 05:56:51 AM

I agree with one of the comments to the story that she may be bulimic.  The story mention a couple other women who had the same thing happen.  Using the toothbrush to induce vomiting and pushed it too far because the gag reflex is worn out.

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 06, 2012, 06:54:37 AM

Oh my....

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: Conrad on November 06, 2012, 08:51:00 AM

That makes me gag.

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: gPink on November 06, 2012, 08:56:07 AM

Funny, that's what she should have said.

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: B.D.F. on November 06, 2012, 01:14:16 PM

I wonder if she found the toothbrush.... yet?  When she does find it, it will need a serious cleaning before she uses it again.

Brian

Title: Re: And she doesn't know where it went....
Post by: Walker18 on November 06, 2012, 11:19:57 PM

Quote from: B.D.F. on November 06, 2012, 01:14:16 PM

I wonder if she found the toothbrush.... yet?  When she does find it, it will need a serious cleaning before she uses it again.

Brian

Well, if she doesn't clean it, I'll bet her gag reflex rebounds...