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Offline Conrad

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You guys are not gonna believe this one
« on: March 08, 2013, 12:55:39 PM »
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 01:00:03 PM »
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 01:45:44 PM »
Years ago one of my employees told me his wife was in Jail , I later found oout the reason , I guess the two of them went out of town to score some Pot , well I guess she was in a hurry to smoke it because the FL highway patrol got her 85mph in a 70 , when the cop walked up to her she had a joint behind her left ear ::) took her to jail and she bailed out , they never found the oz she had on her all the while :o ,
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 01:52:30 PM »
It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded fire arm ya say?  :rotflmao:

Don't knock it til ya try it..... Now that's even funnier.
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 01:58:03 PM »
Would you use an oil or silicone based lubricant on that thing?
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 02:05:49 PM »
Quote from: connie1 on March 08, 2013, 01:58:03 PM
Would you use an oil or silicone based lubricant on that thing?

Which 'thing' are you asking about?    ;)
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 02:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Cuda on March 08, 2013, 01:45:44 PM
Years ago one of my employees told me his wife was in Jail , I later found oout the reason , I guess the two of them went out of town to score some Pot , well I guess she was in a hurry to smoke it because the FL highway patrol got her 85mph in a 70 , when the cop walked up to her she had a joint behind her left ear ::) took her to jail and she bailed out , they never found the oz she had on her all the while :o ,

I hope that your employee was smarter than his wife?
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 02:42:48 PM »
Quote from: connie1 on March 08, 2013, 01:58:03 PM
Would you use an oil or silicone based lubricant on that thing?

Maybe we'll start seeing KY on the shelf next to Rem Oil ;)
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 02:50:30 PM »
If we're talking about the "holster", I would use a disinfectant first  :o :o :o
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 02:55:03 PM »
Quote from: Cuda on March 08, 2013, 01:45:44 PM
Years ago one of my employees told me his wife was in Jail , I later found oout the reason , I guess the two of them went out of town to score some Pot , well I guess she was in a hurry to smoke it because the FL highway patrol got her 85mph in a 70 , when the cop walked up to her she had a joint behind her left ear ::) took her to jail and she bailed out , they never found the oz she had on her all the while :o ,

Was she a red head by chance? The good stuff always has some red hair in it...  ;D
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 03:30:01 PM »
With the gun loaded, she could be double-banged.
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 05:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Conrad on March 08, 2013, 02:06:49 PM
I hope that your employee was smarter than his wife?



He did not last very long , when I found out what happen , I said to him that is why they call it DOPE, he got mad and said you'll say anything to anybody  ::) 
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 05:13:29 AM »
I bet she goes off with a bang.
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 05:36:59 AM »
Quote from: quickwilly on March 08, 2013, 02:50:30 PM
If we're talking about the "holster", I would use a disinfectant first  :o :o :o

There ain't enough disinfectant on this planet!
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2013, 09:57:13 AM »
Quote from: Conrad on March 09, 2013, 05:36:59 AM
There ain't enough disinfectant on this planet!

+1 Even an industrial strength solvent wouldn't do it for me.
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2013, 03:44:36 PM »
I wonder if it was a Ruger LCPee..... :rotflmao:
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2013, 05:04:19 PM »
It was a mouse gun, everyone knows the best kittys are mousers ;D
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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2013, 05:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Rhino on March 08, 2013, 02:42:48 PM
Maybe we'll start seeing KY on the shelf next to Rem Oil ;)

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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2013, 07:44:38 PM »
In the second clip, he actually said there at the end, "I know some women that could hide a machine gun in there!"

Now THAT should get a  :o or two!! ....and a  ;D....
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Offline Conrad

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Re: You guys are not gonna believe this one
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2013, 06:47:11 AM »
Quote from: timmerz on March 09, 2013, 07:44:38 PM
In the second clip, he actually said there at the end, "I know some women that could hide a machine gun in there!"

Now THAT should get a  :o or two!! ....and a  ;D....

 :o   :o

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