A wise man once said

[JP]

"Don't pee into an empty beer bottle"

[DC Concours]

Why not? Do some people have a tendency to blindly chug from any open beer bottles they come across? If so they deserve to get a mouth full of pee.

[maxtog]

Eeeeeew

[Conrad]

Why not? Do some people have a tendency to blindly chug from any open beer bottles they come across? If so they deserve to get a mouth full of pee.

So it would seem...

[lather]

So it would seem...

Eeeeeew

[zgirl]

Says the one that drinks from random beer bottles... "Wisdom pursues me, but I am faster". 

[tweeter55]

Tis’ better to be pee’d off than pee’d on.

[George R. Young]

"It's easier to pee into an empty beer bottle than a full one".

[VirginiaJim]

"It's easier to pee into an empty beer bottle than a full one".

Any port in a storm...

[JP]

"Never show them all you have, just enough to win the turkey"

Never tried Coors light but looks like something I would drink to sober up 

[lather]

Coors is brewed with Rocky Mountain Spring water. And not much else as far as I can tell.

[Rick Hall]

Coors is brewed with Rocky Mountain Spring water. And not much else as far as I can tell.

Meh, not exactly. It's brewed with Rocky Mountain water, a spring isn't really in the mix. Last I knew the brewery drew water from Clear Creek with a 'dip tube' (pipe) located miles upstream from the plant in Golden.

5% ABV if anyone curious.

Rick

[Boomer]

A friend of mine is a long distance trucker and often used to pee in a plastic bottle to avoid having to stop.
Then he had a fairly major crash, from which he emerged relatively unscathed (cuts & bruises), but covered in his own pee after a couple of bottles split.
He now stops when he needs to go. 

[Conrad]

A friend of mine is a long distance trucker and often used to pee in a plastic bottle to avoid having to stop.
Then he had a fairly major crash, from which he emerged relatively unscathed (cuts & bruises), but covered in his own pee after a couple of bottles split.
He now stops when he needs to go. 

I'm very glad to hear that your friend doesn't just toss those bottles out of the window like so many American truckers do.

[Conrad]

"It's easier to pee into an empty beer bottle than a full one".

Not that I have ever tried either but I'd have to say that it's equally easy to pee in an empty or a full bottle. The mess afterwards with the full bottle would be the determining factor...

YMMV (your mess may very)

[Strawboss]

containers on the side of the road filled with questionable fluids is nothing new, at least around here, NE OH. Truckers, field workers, kids, astronauts not wearing astronaut diapers, etc... NO MATTER WHAT, YOU NEVER EVER TOUCH A CONTAINER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.