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Offline Strawboss

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2015, 01:34:10 PM »
Maybe a test before getting pregnant and if failed chemically sterilized until intelligence is found or returned, then fertility restored. Stupid animals die. Lawyers protect stupid people, and if they die, its payday for their family.   
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #41 on: July 09, 2015, 02:29:51 PM »
My theory is everyone gets birth control, put it in the water or whatever.  When you want to have a kid, take classes, pass tests, etc.  Then you get the antidote for the birth control.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #42 on: July 09, 2015, 02:37:09 PM »
I've never thought of that before.
That's quite brilliant.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #43 on: July 09, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »
... and then there'd be a black market for the anti-dote....     :o

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #44 on: July 09, 2015, 03:17:55 PM »
A bad thing: too many stupid people procreating

A worse thing: the government controlling who gets to procreate
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2015, 03:39:08 PM »
+1  The second part would be even scarier.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2015, 03:41:47 PM »
Yeah, Gov't controlling procreation isn't good. Hey, lets contract it out, I mean they contract everything else out, why not who has kids?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2015, 03:48:22 PM »
If I go to my wife and suggest outsourcing sex.....what could go wrong?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2015, 04:50:11 PM »
Tell her its for the good of all mankind.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2015, 04:59:39 PM »
Well, she might not come back after..... oh wait, did you mean outsourcing for YOU?

:-)

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2015, 05:03:20 PM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on July 09, 2015, 04:59:39 PM
Well, she might not come back after..... oh wait, did you mean outsourcing for YOU?

:-)

Brian

Excellent!  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2015, 05:12:46 PM »
Quote from: B.D.F. on July 09, 2015, 04:59:39 PM
Well, she might not come back after..... oh wait, did you mean outsourcing for YOU?

:-)

Brian

At my age it could go either way.  :-\
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2015, 05:52:55 PM »
In the spirit of teamwork and saving mankind. By the time this type of thing happens, physical activity in the manner we now know will not take place to produce offspring so the whole ick factor for some has totally been removed.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2015, 04:43:13 AM »
Quote from: gPink on July 09, 2015, 03:48:22 PM
If I go to my wife and suggest outsourcing sex.....what could go wrong?

What ever you do, don't have a list of names in hand...
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2015, 04:44:21 AM »
Quote from: Strawboss on July 09, 2015, 05:52:55 PM
In the spirit of teamwork and saving mankind. By the time this type of thing happens, physical activity in the manner we now know will not take place to produce offspring so the whole ick factor for some has totally been removed.

That would take almost all the fun out of it right there!
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2015, 05:10:57 AM »
Quote from: Conrad on July 10, 2015, 04:43:13 AM
What ever you do, don't have a list of names in hand...
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2015, 10:37:53 PM »
Actually, I'm a great fan of messy.
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