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Offline Conrad

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I think my dog is a member of Congress...
« on: September 13, 2011, 08:58:24 AM »
 It's just dawned on me !!

 My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
 He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
 His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
 For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
 He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
 If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
 He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
 He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
 All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
 I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......
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Offline Outback_Jon

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Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2011, 09:06:43 AM »
But, unlike Congresscritters, your dog probably listens to you once in a while.   ;D
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Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2011, 09:32:33 AM »
ya but your dog will lick your face and congress only licks



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Re: I think my dog is a member of Congress...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2011, 08:31:18 AM »
And with all that, you still have to clean up his S*it.
What a Country we live in.
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