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Offline Conrad

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2015, 04:43:51 AM »
...because we elect them to public office...

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Oh wait,    :'(
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2015, 06:54:51 AM »
A gator filled moat around Capitol Hill?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2015, 08:13:48 AM »
With bags of money tied around the gators.

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2015, 08:33:38 AM »
Quote: "I wonder if alcohol was involved?"    :o

Probably not, I don't think 'gators drink. ;)

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2015, 11:03:53 AM »
A gator filled moat around Capitol Hill?

Can we fill the moat with politicians before we dump in the 'gators?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2015, 12:04:12 PM »
Can we fill the moat with politicians before we dump in the 'gators?

Ok.  I'm good with that.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2015, 12:19:22 PM »
We are so PC in this country, we are trying to hard to save every dimwhit there is.
"No smoking while pumping gas"
Why not, it would help the gene pool.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #27 on: July 08, 2015, 12:22:43 PM »
We are so PC in this country, we are trying to hard to save every dimwhit there is.
"No smoking while pumping gas"
Why not, it would help the gene pool.

But they may take out some of the rest of us. Seat belt and helmet laws could be done away with. That would help the gene pool.

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #28 on: July 08, 2015, 12:23:06 PM »
We are so PC in this country, we are trying to hard to save every dimwhit there is.
"No smoking while pumping gas"
Why not, it would help the gene pool.

The explosion may also injure nearby quality, beneficial, innocent folks.

Like myself  8)

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2015, 12:38:50 PM »
We are so PC in this country, we are trying to hard to save every dimwhit there is.
"No smoking while pumping gas"
Why not, it would help the gene pool.

Hey, I haven't blown up yet!

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2015, 12:40:58 PM »
Still plenty of time...
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2015, 01:15:52 PM »
What could go wrong?

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2015, 03:04:29 PM »
When I was a kid, I worked at a high volume gas station as a pump jockey. We always pumped over 5000 gallons of gas in an 8 hour shift. And we all smoked. All the time. Never gave it a second thought. But at the time, we also painted cars with lacquer and never used a mask. And cleaned lots of parts with carbon tet. Relined more asbestos brakes than I care to think about. I ride my motorcycle way to fast to worry about most other health concerns....
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2015, 03:46:15 PM »
I'm with you with that...
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2015, 04:01:55 PM »
Yes and I played with lawn darts, and lit firecrackers in my hands. And survived. :)
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2015, 04:20:13 PM »
Yes and I played with lawn darts, and lit firecrackers in my hands. And survived. :)

I still have a set of real lawn jarts out in the garage. Once in a while when I want to live dangerously I get 'em out.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2015, 08:31:15 PM »
And of course his mom can't accept that he was responsible for his own fate, wants stricter laws:

http://www.guns.com/2015/07/07/man-dies-after-lighting-firework-atop-head-mother-calls-for-fireworks-control/

Once again, blame the system or society or anybody except the guy who's really at fault.  I have no children, so I don't understand, how is it that parents can't see that they raised an idiot?  Some sort of reproductive blindness?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #37 on: July 08, 2015, 08:36:05 PM »
I've maintained for decades that an intelligence test should be given in 8th grade. Failed test = immediate sterilization.

I'm not suggesting a master race, but stupid people have stupid children.
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Offline Conrad

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2015, 04:56:00 AM »
I've maintained for decades that an intelligence test should be given in 8th grade. Failed test = immediate sterilization.

I'm not suggesting a master race, but stupid people have stupid children.

Maybe at some far point in the future they'll be able to scan one's DNA before birth and actually fix stupid before it's released on the world.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2015, 05:08:28 AM »
You can't fix stupid.
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