Identify the movie the quote appeared in and who said it (actor's name, character's name, or even just what charachter) and then throw the next one out.
Because I think of this as a PG or so forum, let's try to clean up some of the more harsh quotes with punctuation marks or underscores for some letters while retaining the actual words. If that is OK with the moderators of course.
An easy one to start off:
"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****ing car.
Brian