A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out too late."
The officer then asks with a smirk, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, "That would be my wife...."
