IN A CROWDED CITY AT A
BUS STOP…….an attractive
woman wearing a tight
leather skirt was waiting.
As the bus stopped, a line
formed. When it was her
turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too
tight to allow her to make
the step up to get on.
Slightly embarrassed, and
with a quick smile to the
bus driver, she reached behind
her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking this would
provide enough slack to allow
her to raise her leg and
board the bus.
Again she tried to make the
step but could not. So now,
even more embarrassed,
she once again reached behind
to unzip her skirt a little
bit more.
For a third time, she attempted
to reach the step
but failed. Once again she
smiled at the driver, and
reached behind to unzip her
skirt a little more, only to
once again be unable to
reach the step.
About this time, a large
Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and
placed her gently on the step of
the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to
the would be Samaritan and
screeched, “How dare you
touch my body! I don’t even
know you!”
The Texan smiled and with the
expected drawl said, “Maam, I
would normally agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly
three times, I kinda assumed we
was friends.”
