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Title: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 31, 2014, 04:01:09 pm
Such as:

Seen on the back of a very slow dump trump climbing a long hill...."I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."  (rather liked that one)

Seen at a funeral parlor locally...

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.  It is only difficult for others.  It is the same when you are stupid.

Note (lets keep this political and religion neutral please)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: rhhall on January 31, 2014, 04:56:31 pm
hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit  :pukeface:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on January 31, 2014, 04:58:10 pm
Honk if you want to see my finger
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: rhhall on January 31, 2014, 05:42:47 pm
bumper sticker seen on a new 'vette driven by a pretty lady
"Was His" :doh:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Pokey on January 31, 2014, 07:16:49 pm
Beat up car with a sticker that said "rust experiment".  I have a sticker on my car that says "0.0 I don't run"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Son of Pappy on January 31, 2014, 09:36:48 pm
"Hope and Change" ;) :rotflmao:

Jim, I find it both funny AND witty in a country boy kinda way :)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Jaxter on January 31, 2014, 11:32:45 pm
Saw one that said "You can measure my concern in Micro-Give-A-Shits"...this has become one of my favorite statements
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Outback_Jon on February 01, 2014, 10:35:12 am
I have a sticker on my car that says "0.0 I don't run"

Along those lines, I saw one the other day that said something like "27.4 - I got lost"  :rotflmao:



(http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/50-Fat-Diabetic-Ahead-of-You-375x500.jpg)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Makz58 on February 01, 2014, 11:23:41 am
On a guy's t-shirt. Are your boobs looking at my eyes. lol
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Makz58 on February 01, 2014, 11:25:25 am
On a motorhome. If this motorhome is rockin don't be knockin.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Wrinkled Wrider on February 02, 2014, 06:09:34 am
2 come to mind: "Don't believe everything you think" and a license plate I saw years ago on a Saab that read SNAAB.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on February 02, 2014, 06:14:22 am
magnetic car ribbon.

(http://www.northernsun.com/images/imagethumb/9956.jpg)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: sherob on February 02, 2014, 01:04:03 pm
I had one on my 91 Toyota Truck that someone slapped on when I was at the Velvet Elvis for a few beers...

Ugly Strikes One Out Of Three.

I put one on my 02 Dodge QC that I thought was pretty amusing...

If you were agoraphobic, you would be home by now.

One I saw the other day that cracked me up... huge sticker...

(http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/i-love-crack-whores-bumper-sticker-300x250.jpg)
 
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on February 02, 2014, 01:14:17 pm
I've found coke whores to be a better class of people.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 02, 2014, 02:43:35 pm
Marvelous....keep them coming!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Son of Pappy on February 02, 2014, 02:44:55 pm
Seen on my GS "Really?  BMW makes cars?"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: sherob on February 02, 2014, 03:02:24 pm
On my 05 ST1300...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-8X1pLTnOUME/S85IQnvfeWI/AAAAAAAAApg/V6Q52XWHra4/w957-h636-no/Mooshine+008.JPG)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Outback_Jon on February 03, 2014, 09:25:08 am
 :o

(http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/albums/Funpics/ask_me_about_anal_fisting.jpg?m=1257591224)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: ZG on February 03, 2014, 09:57:27 am
:o



 :o :o
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on February 03, 2014, 11:36:13 am
:o

([url]http://funpics.classicfun.ws/var/albums/Funpics/ask_me_about_anal_fisting.jpg?m=1257591224[/url])


Inquiring minds do NOT want to know...    :pukeface:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Gumby on February 03, 2014, 01:56:16 pm
(http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll112/tomdvaughan/emoticons/HEADSHAKEFAST.gif) (http://s286.photobucket.com/user/tomdvaughan/media/emoticons/HEADSHAKEFAST.gif.html)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 03, 2014, 04:37:54 pm
Let's kinda keep these sayings on the witty (funny) ones, please.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: AZ-ZG on February 03, 2014, 08:49:20 pm
Mazda pickup, tailgate literally covered with stickers. The one that catches my eye?  It's a beautiful day. Please do your best not to f#%$ it up!   :)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on February 04, 2014, 09:37:16 am
An old classic but I still like it:  Visualize Whorled Peas
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: jimmymac on February 05, 2014, 07:40:33 am
Saw a good lookin' chick with the license plate IYQ2.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Cholla on February 06, 2014, 08:55:49 am
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on February 06, 2014, 09:17:52 am
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".

 :rotflmao: Good ones!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on February 06, 2014, 11:24:49 am
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
  :hail:   Heated gear - best invention since the woman!  :hail:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on February 06, 2014, 11:44:36 am
Just read on this forum in Shoe's signature:

Eat Corn, Drill for Oil
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: UncleEd on February 06, 2014, 12:10:44 pm
I can't be an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings... I go to parties!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Strawboss on February 06, 2014, 01:21:26 pm
Bumper sticker- photo of Obama with the saying "Does this ass make my car look bigger"?
Bumper sticker on right side of semi-trailer-"El Paso-El Cruncho"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 06, 2014, 02:29:03 pm
Guys, the intention of this thread was to stay out of the political stuff.  Let's keep it that way, please.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: ZG on February 06, 2014, 05:02:57 pm
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
  :hail:   Heated gear - best invention since the woman!  :hail:


 ;D :thumbs: :chugbeer:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Son of Pappy on February 06, 2014, 05:08:39 pm
Or, as seen on the 'net, "Kinda like sex, only good" ;)

If that aint witty, I aint Jack (of all trades) ;)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: GeeBeav on February 16, 2014, 07:01:34 pm
Born to ride . . . forced to work.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Son of Pappy on February 16, 2014, 10:40:05 pm
Seen on BDFs snow blower.  "Bring on the global warming, man made or mama nature made, just hurry up."
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rick Hall on February 16, 2014, 11:29:56 pm
"Hang up and drive"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: OCK913 on February 17, 2014, 12:03:22 am
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: T Cro ® on February 17, 2014, 04:44:38 am
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on February 17, 2014, 08:29:50 am
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"

 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 17, 2014, 09:14:09 am
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....

I like that one!  I know some that I could apply it to.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: pb on February 19, 2014, 10:09:09 am
on back of a local sewage/septic pumper truck.
     "We take crap off everybody."

Local plumber truck.
      "A full house beats a royal flush."
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: GeeBeav on February 19, 2014, 10:30:28 am
...
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Pilgrim on February 19, 2014, 11:26:04 am

Bumper sticker on the back of a POS rusty Suburban,

  This is NOT an
abandoned vehicle
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Arata on February 19, 2014, 12:11:45 pm
When the red river is flowing,

Take the dirt road home.......
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Stephen.G.Fiddes on February 25, 2014, 06:53:43 am
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 25, 2014, 07:48:29 am
Yes.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on February 25, 2014, 08:41:11 am
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Stephen.G.Fiddes on February 25, 2014, 08:59:25 am
That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thumbs:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: jirod on February 25, 2014, 12:31:53 pm
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE

On my neighbor's daughter's Jeep windshield

          SILLY BOYS, JEEPS ARE FOR GIRLS

kind of resent that one!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: GeeBeav on February 25, 2014, 12:45:10 pm
....
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Outback_Jon on February 25, 2014, 01:46:56 pm
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE
I've seen that one, but more often with "H2" instead of Suzuki.

And this one, too:   ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on February 25, 2014, 02:22:46 pm
Saw this at a family restaurant.
Good food.
Good service.
Good prices.
Pick any two.

Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on February 26, 2014, 04:34:53 am
....

 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Boxer on March 19, 2014, 01:20:51 pm
Guaranteed to **** someone off in every protesting group.


Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on January 07, 2015, 11:03:35 am
Thought I'd try to resurrect this thread...Always drink upstream from the herd.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Walker18 on January 07, 2015, 12:18:30 pm
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!




(https://dgmtxa.bn1302.livefilestore.com/y2p2-YFPoeH6WsbJkrbenuEH8M5M1FhxazQjkwCa1Msoqx4rUu6rN-suboWft1wFYf5ho2Z1sFxctH5GfXe4xgP8fOdZmivDdqLzyXCEUt5GBDTr3ltiolcuj1tvDxbWHZDPZea1ihOVIZB4l4JBT5d1g/Forecast%20sign.jpg?psid=1)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 07, 2015, 01:50:52 pm
.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: bbroj on January 07, 2015, 04:04:13 pm
Saw a license plate that said "hydrogen". My daughter didn't get it, I pointed out the car was an Element!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: DeansZG on January 07, 2015, 04:28:29 pm
   This saying is an actual business:

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/5WrJX5zg8bmHiN8m72mXN7EA-Qaihm2UqJ3Xj7GGBhI=w320-h207-p-no)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on January 07, 2015, 04:37:32 pm
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

Corollary: If a tree falls in the forest, and kills a mime, does anyone care?
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Nosmo on January 07, 2015, 07:33:11 pm
Recently seen bumper sticker:

"I'm so f***ing happy I could s**t rainbows."

From me:

"If I was smart enough to work here, I'd be smart enough to NOT work here."

Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: George R. Young on January 07, 2015, 07:59:36 pm
War brings mortars and pestilence.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: fartymarty on January 08, 2015, 12:48:24 am
Local plumber truck.
      "A full house beats a royal flush."

Huh? ...Either you misquoted that, or it's a bad plumber.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 08, 2015, 03:35:36 am
For 500 bucks you too can be royally flushed by that plumber.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: stevewfl on January 08, 2015, 03:48:17 am
For 500 bucks you too can be royally flushed by that plumber.

551 for the same service if its a union plumber, although expect a longer project timeline.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on January 08, 2015, 05:15:17 am
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

Corollary: If a tree falls in the forest, and kills a mime, does anyone care?

Why just the one?    ???
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on January 08, 2015, 05:20:41 am
(http://www.zggtr.org/MGalleryItem.php?id=666)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 08, 2015, 05:35:38 am
Here's a few:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 08, 2015, 05:40:38 am
And a few more:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on January 08, 2015, 06:53:30 am
Some excellent stuff here, keep them coming!  :D
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 08, 2015, 07:20:40 am
Never lick a gifted horse on the mouth
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Strawboss on January 08, 2015, 10:24:24 am
"Ever try huskin' corn for a livin?"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on January 08, 2015, 10:36:00 am
When I was younger, and shot tournement archery, all the shirts I wore had a 3" x5" square on the back of my left shoulder with the words
"DOES THE NOISE IN MY HEAD BOTHER YOU?" In flourescent green letters...

Amazing how little things like that can make a normally superior archer flub... when they read that 60 times during a match...
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: B.D.F. on January 08, 2015, 05:17:18 pm
I think my all- time favorite was 'I know the voices in my head are not real but man, do they have some great ideas!'. Saw it on the 'Net somewhere, just like all the other good stuff in life....

A lot of people seem to really like my saying "It's like sex..... only good." Well not my wife but most people.

Brian
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 08, 2015, 06:10:04 pm
A favorite toast:

"Here's to our wives and our girlfriends. May they never meet."
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on January 08, 2015, 06:56:31 pm
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, some people abuse the privilege.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 09, 2015, 04:45:00 am
Funny product slogans:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Rhino on January 09, 2015, 08:12:54 am
Sorry, didn't get a pic but seen on my way home last night, an old classic sign about 2' by 3' on the back of a van:

"If is aint a Harley, it aint $hit"

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: fartymarty on January 09, 2015, 10:41:26 am
Sorry, didn't get a pic but seen on my way home last night, an old classic sign about 2' by 3' on the back of a van:

"If is it ain't a Harley, it ain't $hit"

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"
FIFY

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"
Yes, I believe that is what he is implying, however there could be additional conditions,
such as: If it is a Harley, but it still has the oem mufflers, and it's rider wears a helmet, then it ain't $h!+.
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"Ever try huskin' corn for a livin?"

Now this is witty interesting. FTFM
http://youtu.be/dpVdkHZsOW8 (http://youtu.be/dpVdkHZsOW8)

OOPS, I took this in a different direction...OK. sorry, now back to witticisms.

------------------------------------------------   

"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

                                              - Steven Wright

Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: billhook on January 09, 2015, 11:35:12 am
"This one time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken".
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on January 09, 2015, 02:51:45 pm
" REMEMBER THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER?"

Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on January 09, 2015, 02:54:22 pm
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”


― Will Rogers


CLASSIC.

Marty... awesome vid... just awsome... 8)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 09, 2015, 07:27:35 pm
.....Cheap whores make expensive wives.....
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Nosmo on January 09, 2015, 07:39:47 pm
That's about as useless as **** on a typewriter.

You don't put a five dollar hat on a two dollar whore.

She's got a three-horsepower brain driving a five-horsepower mouth.

I never was the man I used to be.

Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 09, 2015, 07:43:16 pm
That fits like socks on a rooster
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 10, 2015, 07:02:42 am
Always keep your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 10, 2015, 07:10:08 am
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 10, 2015, 07:25:33 am
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.

Trust me, if I get damaged to the point of ER folks needing to cut off my underwear,  they probably won't be clean anyway.    :-[
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on January 10, 2015, 07:47:52 am
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.
Yes, mother.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Jim H on January 10, 2015, 07:56:51 am
  don't know if this has been said....but it is on many forums...

"Pics or it didn't happen"    LOL
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 10, 2015, 09:14:45 am
Yes, mother.
:-*
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: DeansZG on January 10, 2015, 09:38:08 am
 
 "Don't...make me stop this car!" ;D

   which would usually get my brother & me to stop the horseplay for a half-hour or so...... ::)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: rhhall on January 11, 2015, 12:29:55 am
"wilder than a peach orchard hog"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 11, 2015, 09:24:25 am
Yep
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: DeansZG on January 11, 2015, 06:28:21 pm
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/DPNwwVXboq4VqZkoDSj386o4HbKPmjWwwZV3ksfKt7I=w291-h212-p-no)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: DeansZG on January 11, 2015, 06:32:47 pm
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/oaRhyNIflKNRFBsjDGw54Pzpt38cNUBWNG7JoU8Q9HA=w489-h207-p-no)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Walker18 on January 11, 2015, 07:20:10 pm
(https://fvacaq.bn1302.livefilestore.com/y2pYppXQUcgLWcq7-zRsCVLByrdrISsyASYDyxZN9lZ4aB7pP0vcmeoPDb8ncUCLnzOvTxB7kpXYeK7BBvomiyf79LNNMy5otyOVSpwZ-wKfbmR6A3GKjnBwXyXUyjazBRdHEKP9mLwI9FvJJtnwWh8QQ/Ironic+moments1.bmp)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: udoggie on January 11, 2015, 10:24:41 pm
No-cost home security system.

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front  yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the  center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on January 12, 2015, 04:50:13 am
 ;)

(http://halffull.org/images/canada.jpg)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 12, 2015, 07:17:11 am
Reply to the post above:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 12, 2015, 07:22:30 am
And a few more:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on January 12, 2015, 09:52:37 am
The rock paper scissors above cracked me up.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: mr t on January 12, 2015, 03:47:22 pm
   "The older I get, the faster I was"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 13, 2015, 04:25:38 am
still more;
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: stevewfl on January 15, 2015, 03:37:12 pm
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10940992_560520234084369_6769464314810066538_n.jpg?oh=8ed9f400eb4fb6b80836cb8e8723852c&oe=5536C224&__gda__=1428873976_39a872bd88af92e473f496a93332b164)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 15, 2015, 03:41:19 pm
^^^^ True dat!!!
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: B.D.F. on January 15, 2015, 04:45:14 pm
You have not had enough passengers yet.....  :(

Brian

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Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: stevewfl on January 15, 2015, 05:03:49 pm
^^^^when i have an undesirable yappy passenger, I'll run SOLO!  ;D

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Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Deziner on January 15, 2015, 05:26:54 pm
Just about the time I shift in to 5th gear, I can't remember a thing she said.... 8)
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 15, 2015, 05:37:43 pm
Just about the time I shift in to 5th gear, I can't remember a thing she said.... 8)
You've got a long memory.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 16, 2015, 04:01:51 am
You have not had enough passengers yet.....  :(

Brian

+1
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: rhhall on January 16, 2015, 05:45:12 pm
they look like they've "been beat outta h**l with a soot bag" :yikes:
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: wahrsuul on January 20, 2015, 05:07:56 am
Hmmmm
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 23, 2015, 01:44:56 pm
Saw this one at my friends office...

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.  It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: bbroj on January 24, 2015, 04:42:04 am
If common sense is as common as the name implies, why does there always seem to be such a lack of it?
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 24, 2015, 07:55:13 am
That does seem to be an oxymoron..now that I think about it.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: tweeter55 on January 24, 2015, 07:58:04 am

That does seem to be an oxymoron..now that I think about it.
That might be a good idea for a new thread Jim...Oxymorons
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: VirginiaJim on January 24, 2015, 08:06:31 am
I'm game.  Go ahead and start one.
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Jim H on January 24, 2015, 12:52:04 pm
  saw this on a jeep

"Silly Boy, Jeeps are for girls"


gotta love a women in a jeep.....
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Outback_Jon on January 24, 2015, 10:29:46 pm
  saw this on a jeep

"Silly Boy, Jeeps are for girls"


gotta love a women in a jeep.....
I've always liked this one on a Jeep:  ɹəʌo əɯ dılɟ 'sıɥʇ pɐəɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

Or: "H2 Recovery Team"
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: gPink on January 25, 2015, 06:26:55 am
I've always liked this one on a Jeep:  ɹəʌo əɯ dılɟ 'sıɥʇ pɐəɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

Or: "H2 Recovery Team"
Did you have to hold the keyboard upside down to type that?
Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Conrad on January 25, 2015, 06:46:16 am
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Title: Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
Post by: Outback_Jon on January 25, 2015, 07:40:35 am
Did you have to hold the keyboard upside down to type that?

Yep.  (OK, I cheated:  http://www.sunnyneo.com/upsidedowntext.php (http://www.sunnyneo.com/upsidedowntext.php) )

([url]http://www.zggtr.org/MGalleryItem.php?id=227[/url])

I need a bunch of those at work.