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Title: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: B.D.F. on July 01, 2017, 01:31:25 pm
But today, I think a particularly amusing one might be:
"A bear walks into a liquor store....." But instead of the usual words that would follow, such as 'and he asks for a bottle of.....' and so forth, I am going to this one a little differently:

This link shows "A bear walking into a liquor store....."

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40465703/bear-walks-into-a-liquor-shop (http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/40465703/bear-walks-into-a-liquor-shop)

But it turns out that the liquor store does not serve 'his kind'. I smell a discrimination lawsuit coming on.....
 :rotflmao:

Brian
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: jimmymac on July 12, 2017, 06:40:29 am
In Missouri we check out through the back door. See ya! :o
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: Rhino on July 12, 2017, 10:31:19 am
Does a bear drink in the woods?
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 12, 2017, 12:05:43 pm
If he finds a moonshine still, he does.
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: Rhino on July 12, 2017, 04:08:51 pm
If he finds a moonshine still, he does.

So your saying a black bear drinks white lightning. What does a polar bear drink?
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: jimmymac on July 12, 2017, 04:25:40 pm
Anything he wants!
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: Hooligan on July 13, 2017, 12:05:50 am
Anything he wants!

On the rocks that is.......
Title: Re: Some really good jokes start off like.... A guy walks into a bar.....
Post by: Tree on July 13, 2017, 11:10:56 am
He thought Grey Goose was on sale.  Probably would have settled for some Wild Turkey.