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Title: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: gPink on July 11, 2017, 11:06:08 am
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared, governor says

Nevada state officials declared a state of emergency after stores that sell recreational marijuana reported that their supply is running out just less than two weeks after the drug went on sale legally.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/11/nevada-marijuana-supply-running-low-state-emergency-declared-governor-says.html (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/11/nevada-marijuana-supply-running-low-state-emergency-declared-governor-says.html)
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: jimmymac on July 11, 2017, 11:29:56 am
America is getting great again! 8)
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 11, 2017, 01:19:11 pm
After two weeks of legal sales!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: B.D.F. on July 11, 2017, 03:41:40 pm
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Werd (I looked it up after you used it on me; I think this is the correct usage)

Brian


America is getting great again! 8)
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: jimmymac on July 11, 2017, 07:30:08 pm
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Werd (I looked it up after you used it on me; I think this is the correct usage)

Brian
Troof!
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: B.D.F. on July 11, 2017, 08:40:20 pm
 ;D

Kids. Why in my day, we had to..... well, you have heard them all, right?

For the rest of us in the age / social bracket that normally own a C-14: The Urban Dictionary:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban%20dictionary
Defines a whole lotta' stuff you may need and even more stuff you never wanted to know about.  ??? ;D

Brian

Troof!
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: tonedeaf1 on July 11, 2017, 09:22:48 pm
America is getting great again! 8)

Are you sure that isn't "America is greatting get arcane"?
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: B.D.F. on July 11, 2017, 10:20:03 pm
Long ago, in the wee early days of the C-14, there was a poster around here with the sig. line: 'There ain't much difference between 'The Masses and Them Asses'.

Personally, I am looking to move, eventually, to someplace with some space, someplace with some respect for the Constitution and with any luck at all, someplace that does not get too hot. That really does narrow it down a lot unfortunately. I am currently watching the Czech Republic closely. Not sure if they have CMP there or not but in general I have found, while there, that while Europeans may be as dumb as Americans. they do not have the same urge / compulsive need to wag their tongues to prove it.

Brian

Are you sure that isn't "America is greatting get arcane"?
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: jimmymac on July 12, 2017, 06:36:50 am
;D

Kids. Why in my day, we had to..... well, you have heard them all, right?

For the rest of us in the age / social bracket that normally own a C-14: The Urban Dictionary:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=urban%20dictionary
Defines a whole lotta' stuff you may need and even more stuff you never wanted to know about.  ??? ;D

Brian
I turn 50 this year... I just refuse to act normal. I'll pull out words and phrases that nobody uses, if I have to make them up myself! ;D
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: Rhino on July 12, 2017, 10:40:01 am
Long ago, in the wee early days of the C-14, there was a poster around here with the sig. line: 'There ain't much difference between 'The Masses and Them Asses'.

Personally, I am looking to move, eventually, to someplace with some space, someplace with some respect for the Constitution and with any luck at all, someplace that does not get too hot. That really does narrow it down a lot unfortunately. I am currently watching the Czech Republic closely. Not sure if they have CMP there or not but in general I have found, while there, that while Europeans may be as dumb as Americans. they do not have the same urge / compulsive need to wag their tongues to prove it.

Brian

Someone is going to have to splain to the slower people on the forum like me what this "CMP" stands for.

Canadian Mounted Police?       (they might have Czech Mounted Police but doubt they have Dudley)
Civil Marksmanship Program?  (we don't even have that any more)
Command Module Pilot?          (unless one of the Apollo astronauts moved to the Czech Republic)
Certified Medical Professional   This must be it since I'm sure the Czech Republic has these...
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: gPink on July 12, 2017, 11:25:10 am
 :rotflmao:

Do you know the secret handshake?
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: Conrad on July 14, 2017, 08:14:27 am
Someone is going to have to splain to the slower people on the forum like me what this "CMP" stands for.

Canadian Mounted Police?       (they might have Czech Mounted Police but doubt they have Dudley)
Civil Marksmanship Program?  (we don't even have that any more)
Command Module Pilot?          (unless one of the Apollo astronauts moved to the Czech Republic)
Certified Medical Professional   This must be it since I'm sure the Czech Republic has these...


 :rotflmao:

Start your search for knowledge here grasshopper

http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=22610.0 (http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=22610.0)
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: Rhino on July 14, 2017, 09:04:26 am
:rotflmao:

Start your search for knowledge here grasshopper

[url]http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=22610.0[/url] ([url]http://www.zggtr.org/index.php?topic=22610.0[/url])


 :rotflmao: I even commented on that thread! And it was the impetus for my post here in that I saw a later reference to CMP but didn't go back and find the post where Brian introduced the acronym. I love it and intend to incorporate that into daily conversations. "What's CMP you ask..."
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: jimmymac on July 14, 2017, 09:52:16 am
You guys really need some help... :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Headlines I never thought I'd see...
Post by: B.D.F. on July 14, 2017, 11:26:24 am
Would it not be more like "What is that you ask, CMP" in daily conversations?

Brian

:rotflmao: I even commented on that thread! And it was the impetus for my post here in that I saw a later reference to CMP but didn't go back and find the post where Brian introduced the acronym. I love it and intend to incorporate that into daily conversations. "What's CMP you ask..."