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Title: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on March 26, 2018, 06:47:59 am
RE,Receive Bank Transfer To Your Account
Abudullah otibba <abuudullaahhh@outlook.com>
Sat 3/24, 8:36 AM
Good Day;;

My name is Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba, a Senior Managing Director of
Group Head of Global Retail & Commercial for National Bank of Abu Dhabi
(NBAD) I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation
to carry out this business opportunity in my department.

An American/ Foreign Oil Consultant /Contractor with the Chevron Petroleum
Corporation Company, made a numbered time (fixed) deposit
 Valued at US$16,5Million 000,000.00  in my
branch upon maturity. I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply.After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
contract employers, the Petroleum Corporation that  Mr. Richard Brokav, died
in the plane crash On October 31, 1999,
I will like you to provide me with the following details:

1) Your Full name...............

2) Your Mobile number...........

3) Your Country origin...........

4) Your Office addresses.............

5) Your Passport Copy or ID...........

Guarantee 100% Risk free.

Mr. Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba
Senior management,Branch Manager,
National Bank of Abu Dhabi (NBAD)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on March 26, 2018, 07:00:35 am
 go for it....

https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=43533140&privcapId=9087052 (https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/people/person.asp?personId=43533140&privcapId=9087052)

Background*
Mr. Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al-Otaiba served as General Manager of the Corporate Banking Group (UAE) at National Bank of Abu Dhabi since April 2007. Mr. Al-Otaiba joined National Bank of Abu Dhabi in 2003, during the course of ( 8) years career with NBAD, he joined Domestic Bank Division as Deputy General Director and he also Deputizes for Senior General Manager, Corporate & Investment Banking Division. Mr. Al-Otaiba serves as the Chairman of Abu Dhabi National Islamic Finance ...
Read Full Background
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on March 26, 2018, 09:37:24 am
Congrats Tweeter! You know it's legit because it says right in the email "Guarantee 100% Risk free."
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 26, 2018, 10:40:23 am
I had the identical thought. Normally these are scams but with a guarantee like that, how can one go wrong?

Hey, any chance I can get in on a little of that action? I would normally never risk my retirement accounts but with a guarantee like that, it makes perfect sense!

Brian (getting passport now.....)

Congrats Tweeter! You know it's legit because it says right in the email "Guarantee 100% Risk free."
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 27, 2018, 05:03:13 am
My name is Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba, a Senior Managing Director of
Group Head
of Global Retail & Commercial for National Bank of Abu Dhabi
(NBAD) I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation
to carry out this business opportunity in my department.

'Senior Managing Director of Group Head'

Say what?   :-X
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on March 27, 2018, 05:32:20 am
My name is Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba, a Senior Managing Director of
Group Head
of Global Retail & Commercial for National Bank of Abu Dhabi
(NBAD) I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation
to carry out this business opportunity in my department.

'Senior Managing Director of Group Head'

Say what?   :-X
I’m going with Rhino and Brian on this one.....I’M GOING TO BE RICH!!!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 27, 2018, 07:01:56 am
This guy is going to make us wealthy and you are picking on a speeeling mistake? I think in a short time you will see the error of your ways Conrad.

Just about got everything together, even went to Left hand Louie from down the road to borrow an extra $100,000, just to sweeten the deal. The interest is a little high at 25% per week but with that guarantee, how can we go wrong?

Bwaaah haaaa haaaa haaaa......

Brian

My name is Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba, a Senior Managing Director of
Group Head
of Global Retail & Commercial for National Bank of Abu Dhabi
(NBAD) I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation
to carry out this business opportunity in my department.

'Senior Managing Director of Group Head'

Say what?   :-X
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on March 27, 2018, 07:22:14 am
My name is Abdulla Bin Khalaf Al Otaiba, a Senior Managing Director of
Group Head
of Global Retail & Commercial for National Bank of Abu Dhabi
(NBAD) I am writing this letter to ask for your support and co-operation
to carry out this business opportunity in my department.

'Senior Managing Director of Group Head'

Say what?   :-X

If you google 'group head' (easy boys) you'll find that this guy is in charge of the coffee machine.

What is the group head?
A grouphead (or group head) is the receiver for the removable portafilter (or group handle). A typical consumer espresso machine normally has only one grouphead, while popular professional machines, such as those used at commercial coffee shops, can contain anywhere from one to seven.


I'm afraid this might be a scam.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Eupher on March 27, 2018, 11:16:49 am
It's too late.

I've already bought my lottery ticket for this week. I don't need no stinkin' group head.  :yikes:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 28, 2018, 04:59:12 am
If you google 'group head' (easy boys) you'll find that this guy is in charge of the coffee machine.

What is the group head?
A grouphead (or group head) is the receiver for the removable portafilter (or group handle). A typical consumer espresso machine normally has only one grouphead, while popular professional machines, such as those used at commercial coffee shops, can contain anywhere from one to seven.


I'm afraid this might be a scam.

I really should get my mind out of the gutter.  :o

But, what my mind imagined was so much more fun than coffee machine parts.    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on March 28, 2018, 09:46:14 am
Second thoughts here. I'm not so sure I want to pay all the taxes on what I am about to receive. So...here's the deal. Anyone interested in splitting the profits of this business opportunity, this is all I need:

1) Your Full name...............

2) Your Mobile number...........

3) Your Country origin...........

4) Your Office addresses.............

5) Your Passport Copy or ID...........

Guarantee 100% Risk free.

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 28, 2018, 10:33:02 am
Hey, no problem from me with that.... Want me to just post all that stuff here? Normally I would be wary but with that guarantee, how can anything go wrong?

Brian

Second thoughts here. I'm not so sure I want to pay all the taxes on what I am about to receive. So...here's the deal. Anyone interested in splitting the profits of this business opportunity, this is all I need:

1) Your Full name...............

2) Your Mobile number...........

3) Your Country origin...........

4) Your Office addresses.............

5) Your Passport Copy or ID...........

Guarantee 100% Risk free.

 ;) ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 28, 2018, 01:48:48 pm
Be sure to add your outside IP address...makes it easier.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on March 28, 2018, 01:52:54 pm
Be sure to add your outside IP address...makes it easier.

You forgot your bank account # and online password. He's going to need that to be able to transfer the $16 million.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 28, 2018, 02:08:13 pm
Well that one is easy- my password is 'password' because it is easy to remember and I do not think anyone would ever guess that one.

OFFTOPIC: I remember when Davo was running in the IBA and had set up a Spotwalla account before the IBA decided that doing that was against the rules. So he password protected it and the IBA was fine with that. Then someone posted that the password he used was one of the handful that we are told NEVER to use as passwords.... I tried 'password' but that was not it. It only took two or three tries though and I was in along with about a gazillion other "private, invited" viewers.  ;D  Now the IBA has not only allowed the use of Spotwalla but sets up a page for each IBA rally.

Brian

You forgot your bank account # and online password. He's going to need that to be able to transfer the $16 million.  ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on March 28, 2018, 03:19:33 pm
You forgot your bank account # and online password. He's going to need that to be able to transfer the $16 million.  ;)

That's $16,5Million 000,000.00
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 29, 2018, 04:05:15 am
You forgot your bank account # and online password. He's going to need that to be able to transfer the $16 million.  ;)

Don't forget to add your mother's maiden name.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: sanmo on March 29, 2018, 06:55:17 am
You forgot your bank account # and online password. He's going to need that to be able to transfer the $16 million.  ;)

To anticipate any more security checks and avoid further delays in mega-million riches, need to send info on first pet's name, place of meeting spouse, first grade teacher's name, place of honeymoon, etc. An even better idea is to publish a very detailed autobiography on the Web.  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on March 29, 2018, 03:12:01 pm
To anticipate any more security checks and avoid further delays in mega-million riches, need to send info on first pet's name, place of meeting spouse, first grade teacher's name, place of honeymoon, etc. An even better idea is to publish a very detailed autobiography on the Web.  ;D

 :thumbs: We have that! It's called Facebook
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: sanmo on March 30, 2018, 05:59:10 am
:thumbs: We have that! It's called Facebook

 :rotflmao: aka Oversharing Central.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 09, 2018, 05:08:39 am
It looks like I'll be joining you rich folk very soon!

Hello,

Compliments of the day to you. By way of introduction, I am Mr.Kenneth Robertson of ABSA Bank of South Africa. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I have a business proposal which I believe would be of interest to you. It concerns a deceased client and an estate he left behind, without naming a beneficiary to the funds left behind.

There is Fifty Eight Million Three Hundred and Seventy Thousand United State Dollars ($58,370,000.00) deposited and I alone have the deposit details and the bank will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. I alone know of the existence of this deposit for as far as my Bank is concerned. The transaction with our deceased customer ended when the bank could not locate the next of kin as none was stated when he set up the secret account. I have carefully moved the funds to the transfer department in a special account pending when I will find a trusted person that will receive the funds on my behalf overseas.

They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that comes forward with the documents which I will provide for you. This is the situation. This bank has spent great amounts of money trying to track this man's family; they have investigated for months and have found no family. The investigation has come to an end.

My proposal; I am prepared to place you in a position to give instruction for the release of the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation since you are a foreigner like he was. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 60/40.

I want to invest my own share with your help in your country/company if you assist me to the the funds out to your account. I have never been a business man and don't know anything about it so I am depending on you for assistance in investing the funds in any profitable business.

If its in your interest to proceed with the transaction, please respond to this email account with your contact number and I will give you a more detailed information of the source and origin of the estate as well as the transaction proper. I anticipate your cooperation while I also expect you to keep the content of this letter very confidential.

Regards,
Kenneth Robertson.

"I am prepared to share the money with you in half. That is: I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 60/40."   :o

Wait a minute! I smell a rat. 60/40 ain't sharing in half now is it? This could be fake...



Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 09, 2018, 05:20:31 am
https://youtu.be/UJOjTNuuEVw
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conniesaki on April 09, 2018, 08:11:31 am
...

Wait a minute! I smell a rat. 60/40 ain't sharing in half now is it? This could be fake...

Yep, your spidey senses are in good working order  :thumbs: At this point the best thing to do is to respond to him pointing out the mathematical discrepancy and request full clarification on the shared percentage, before sending your bank acct #, oh and social security number.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 09, 2018, 08:49:48 am
Yep, your spidey senses are in good working order  :thumbs: At this point the best thing to do is to respond to him pointing out the mathematical discrepancy and request full clarification on the shared percentage, before sending your bank acct #, oh and social security number.

That's right! I'll get the details in order beforehand. I'll make sure that I get my fair share.    ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 27, 2018, 07:46:05 am
It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office. You have to pay the money through our
service MONEY_GRAM to the information given below and as soon as the
payment of $65usd is confirmed, we shall release your first $5000.00usd to
enable you pick it up at any of our service close to you. This will continue
till the total fund is made to you.

Make sure you send us YOUR full information along with the service charge of
$65usd  to release the full transfer details on how to pick up your online
first payment. You have to treat this message with urgency by reconfirming
your full information to us immediately you receive this massage to enable
us start the process of your first and second payment.

This message is valid for 2 weeks as we have been authorized to release your
total fund within the period.

1.Your Full Name...
2.Your Address...
3.Your Tel Number....
4.Occupation.......
5.Country....
6.City.........
7.Age..........

Fill the above information correctly and hurry to any MONEY_GRAM to make
the payment. Don't forget that you have to first settle the transfer charge
before we can give the full information of your first payment of
$5000.00usd. We awaits to receive the above information and the fee of
$65usd because this is the only delay to your first payment now. Kindly use
this information below to send the transfer charge.

Receiver Name: Peter Oso
Country: Benin Republic
City: Porto Novo
Test Question: When.
Test Answer: Now.
Amount to send: $65
Senders Name:.....?
Mtcn Number:......?

We look forward to receive the transfer charge together with your full
information to enable us release this first $5000.00usd to you to pick it up
and get back to us for the second payment OK. Call OR text +229 62418915
LISTEN VERY ATTENTIVELY,DO NOT REPLY THIS MESSAGE IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO
PAY THE REQUIRED FEE.

Yours in Service

Dr.Prince  Raymond.
Financial Consultant
MONEY_GRAM TRANSFER,
Benin Republic.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on May 27, 2018, 10:53:26 am
Conrad, you and I are going to be 2 of the richest guys on this forum!!!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 28, 2018, 07:26:23 am
Conrad, you and I are going to be 2 of the richest guys on this forum!!!

I'm tellin ya!

Good lookin and rich, what more can we ask for?   8)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on May 28, 2018, 12:14:50 pm



Good lookin and rich, what more can we ask for?   8)

Maybe some dancin' nanas?
 :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana :banana
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on May 28, 2018, 01:52:20 pm
OK, I can see that we are starting to compete with each other for the same monies. Fine, I will simply double the 'service charges' and send them $130 to get on top of the list! I will show you guize!

Brian

It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office......

<snip>

Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: maxtog on May 28, 2018, 02:09:42 pm
I suddenly started getting tons of spam on my Cox account (I have 5 accounts, each from different providers/systems, used for different purposes) about 3 months ago.  Apparently Cox's spam filtering is 100 times worse than the others.  I finally got so pissed, I wrote a filter that moves all messages that aren't addressed to me (either TO or CC) directly into the spam folder without delivery, from Cox.  Amazingly, it stopped 100% of it for the last two days since I started.  It seems that most spammers, for whatever reason, love to address the messages to something other than the actual Email address.  The only problem would be messages in which someone BCC (blind carbon copies) me.  I suppose a legit automated Email could be similar without BCC, but I have yet to encounter one.  Otherwise, it is so rare, I am not sure I care right now.

Cox (pre-change): 5% blocked
Hotmail: 90% blocked
Gmail: 95% blocked
Work (Linux/self): 98% blocked
Club (Linux/self): 99% blocked
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 29, 2018, 07:24:30 am
OK, I can see that we are starting to compete with each other for the same monies. Fine, I will simply double the 'service charges' and send them $130 to get on top of the list! I will show you guize!

Brian

That's not playing fair!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 01, 2018, 07:29:30 am
It must be my lucky day!

As soon as I get millions the hearing aids are on me fellas!


ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

We wish to inform you that the Bank of America and the United Nations
Organizations Benin Republic Zonal Office have released the fund worth of
$7,8 million US dollars issued on your name. The money was deposited with us
as MTCN credit card 2 weeks ago. We apologize for the delay and wish to
process your first payment today. We shall be sending you  $5000.00usd
everyday until we complete paying you the total fund via online money
transfer.

For the Benefit of Doubt,we shall send the fund released order approved and
signed by the United Nations Secretary in the person of Ban Ki Moon.

Note that your first payment of $5000.00usd has been issued and endorsed for
transfer, but bare it in mind that you do not yet have full access to the
$5000.00usd as authorized except you pay the transfer service charges which
is $65usd only to this office. You have to pay the money through our
service MONEY_GRAM to the information given below and as soon as the
payment of $65usd is confirmed, we shall release your first $5000.00usd to
enable you pick it up at any of our service close to you. This will continue
till the total fund is made to you.

Make sure you send us YOUR full information along with the service charge of
$65usd  to release the full transfer details on how to pick up your online
first payment. You have to treat this message with urgency by reconfirming
your full information to us immediately you receive this massage to enable
us start the process of your first and second payment.

This message is valid for 2 weeks as we have been authorized to release your
total fund within the period.

1.Your Full Name...
2.Your Address...
3.Your Tel Number....
4.Occupation.......
5.Country....
6.City.........
7.Age..........

Fill the above information correctly and hurry to any MONEY_GRAM to make
the payment. Don't forget that you have to first settle the transfer charge
before we can give the full information of your first payment of
$5000.00usd. We awaits to receive the above information and the fee of
$65usd because this is the only delay to your first payment now. Kindly use
this information below to send the transfer charge.

Receiver Name: Peter Oso
Country: Benin Republic
City: Porto Novo
Test Question: When.
Test Answer: Now.
Amount to send: $65
Senders Name:.....?
Mtcn Number:......?

We look forward to receive the transfer charge together with your full
information to enable us release this first $5000.00usd to you to pick it up
and get back to us for the second payment OK. Call OR text +229 62418915
LISTEN VERY ATTENTIVELY,DO NOT REPLY THIS MESSAGE IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD TO
PAY THE REQUIRED FEE.

Yours in Service

Dr.Prince  Raymond.
Financial Consultant
MONEY_GRAM TRANSFER,
Benin Republic.


Surprise! It seems that the above may not totally be on the up and up. I just received another e-mail to clarify what's really going on.


UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA BENIN
AGBOKOU STREET, COTONOU
P.M.B. 0127, AGBOKOU, COTONOU

ATTN DEAR BENEFICIARY,

I AM MATHEW JOHNSON, DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT,UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
[UBA] THE ONLY BANK APPOINTED BY THE A.U MEMBERS LED BY PRESIDENT IDRISS
ITNO.

BECAUSE OF THE FRAUD GOING ON IN WEST AFRICA COUNTRIES WHERE SOME INNOCENT
BENEFICIARIES WERE ASK TO PAY IN ADVANCE BEFORE RECEIVE THE MONEY OWED TO
THEM. THE ABOVE AFRICA UNION HELD MEETING IN BENIN REPUBLIC AND RESOLVE TO
PAY ALL BENEFICIARIES IN CASH THROUGH MEANS OF DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE.WE
RECEIVE YOUR FILES FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(I.M.F) AS ONE OF THE
BENEFICIARIES.

TAKE NOTE; TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS (US$10,000) HAVE BEEN MAPPED
OUT FOR ALL EXPENSES IN SENDING THE MONEY TO YOU THROUGH GENUINE DIPLOMATIC
COURIER SERVICE AND HOW IT WAS SPENT WILL BEDETAILS TO YOU. THEREFORE, I
WANT YOU TO BEAR IT IN MIND THAT YOUR TOTAL FUND WILL BE NO MORE THREE
MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS ($3,500,000.00) BUT THREE
MILLION FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS
($3,490,000.00)IF ANY BODY TELLS YOU THAT HE IS PAYING YOU IN BANK DRAFT OR
TELE-GRAPHIC MONEY TRANSFER BOTH WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM, DO NOT LISTEN
TO HIM OR HER BECAUSE DUE TO THIS FRAUD NO INTERNATIONAL BANK HON OURS OUR
REMITTANCE INSTRUCTION ANY MORE. THAT IS WHY WE SETTLED TO PAY IN CASH
THROUGH COURIER.

WE ALSO RECEIVED A SECURITY REPORT THAT YOU PAID THE FRAUDSTERS WHO HAVE
BEEN DECEIVING YOU, TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SEND THIS MONEY TO
YOU. DEAR, AS A SENIOR BANKER, CONTROLLING THIS CASH PAYMENT NOW, I ADVISE
YOU NOT TO WASTE YOUR MONEY BY PAYING ANY BODY IN ADVANCE AGAIN, AND IF YOU
JUST FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION, YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR MONEY IN THREE DAYS
TIME.YOUR FUND WILL NOW PACKAGE IN BOX AND TAKE TO THE DIPLOMATIC COURIER
SERVICE FOR IMMEDIATE SHIPMENT, I WILL ALSO SEND THE PICTURE OF THE BOX BY
ATTACHMENT TO YOU TO SEE HOW THE MONEY IS PACKED, I WILL SEND YOU MORE MAILS
TO GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION WITH MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR YOU TO KNOW
THE GENUINE OF  THIS TRANSACTION.

THEREFORE, DO FORWARD YOUR HOME ADDRESS AND DIRECT PHONE NUMBER TO ME FOR
QUICK DELIVERY BECAUSE TIME IS NOT IN OUR SIDE.ALL THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE
SENT TO YOU IF I AM ASSURED THAT YOU HAVE STOPPED SENDING MONEY TO THOSE
FRAUDSTERS. BUT GOD WILL SURELY JUDGE ALL OF THEM WHO LIVES BY CHEATING. MY
BIBLE SAYS WHAT DOES IT PROFIT A MAN IF YOU GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD BUT LOOSE
YOUR SOUL, WHICH IS NOTHING.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE REQUIRED INFORMATION OF YOURS.

MR.MATHEW JOHNSON.
DIRECTOR CASH PROCESSING UNIT
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA
Email::::::mathewjohson55@yahoo.com
Phone:::::+229 6145_6761)

I have to wonder though, how is it that they don't even know my name?


 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on June 01, 2018, 07:54:48 am
Congrats Conrad! I'm sure it's legit because they are going to pay you through "GENUINE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE". What could go wrong?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 01, 2018, 08:23:26 am
Congrats Conrad! I'm sure it's legit because they are going to pay you through "GENUINE DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE". What could go wrong?

I know right! Heck, he's even going to take a picture of the package containing all my dough. That money is as good and mine already man!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Nosmo on June 01, 2018, 09:57:17 pm
United Bank for Africa - ??

I wasn't aware that there is a country called Africa.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on June 02, 2018, 04:21:27 am
Conrad, I found the flaw in the offer you were sent. Nowhere does it say it’s 100% risk free. Mine does. My letter has to be legit.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 02, 2018, 07:52:04 am
Conrad, I found the flaw in the offer you were sent. Nowhere does it say it’s 100% risk free. Mine does. My letter has to be legit.

Dammit! Thanks for raining on my parade. I wish you would have said something sooner, now that I maxed out all my credit cards...   
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on June 02, 2018, 08:49:49 am
Dammit! Thanks for raining on my parade. I wish you would have said something sooner, now that I maxed out all my credit cards...   
That's OK. I'll share mine with you only because I know you would do the same.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: CRocker on June 02, 2018, 10:53:54 am
Wow...just wow!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 03, 2018, 08:22:47 am
That's OK. I'll share mine with you only because I know you would do the same.

 :)

 :chugbeer:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on June 03, 2018, 09:29:19 am
United Bank for Africa - ??

I wasn't aware that there is a country called Africa.

Technically one could say the same for Bank of America(not referring to your awareness, but rather a county name.  :) )
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Personally C, I think you should just go to Benin and get the money directly, it looks to be a happinin' place! ..and two wheeled friendly as well (if you like 110 cc Chinese engines).
How's your French?
(https://i2.wp.com/www.environewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Cotonou-Benin-e1491846797272.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 03, 2018, 09:41:04 am
Technically one could say the same for Bank of America(not referring to your awareness, but rather a county name.  :) )
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Personally C, I think you should just go to Benin and get the money directly, it looks to be a happinin' place! ..and two wheeled friendly as well (if you like 110 cc Chinese engines).
How's your French?
(https://i2.wp.com/www.environewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Cotonou-Benin-e1491846797272.jpg)

Not a bad idea. I could get a head start on my globe trotting now that I'll be a member of the jet set with my new found wealth.    :)

As for my French? Not so good. The only French term that I know is, Ménage à trois. Will that be enough you think?    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on June 03, 2018, 10:45:57 am
The only French term that I know is, Ménage à trois. Will that be enough you think?    :P


Oui! Oui!

(http://www.thequadspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/French-emoji-300x251.png)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on June 03, 2018, 11:25:45 am
Yes, speak that term in all situations, starting with the first cop who pulls you over.....

Brian


<snip>

As for my French? Not so good. The only French term that I know is, Ménage à trois. Will that be enough you think?    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: maxtog on June 03, 2018, 02:09:56 pm
Technically one could say the same for Bank of America.  (not referring to your awareness, but rather a county name.  :) )

There are big differences among:

1) America (which is The United States of America)
2) North America (the continent that contains USA, Canada, Mexico, etc)
3) The Americas (the continents of both North and South America, AKA "the new world")

"Bank of America" = "Bank of the United States of America", if it covered more than that country, it would be "Bank of the Americas" or "Bank of North America."  "Africa" is only a continent.  So, no, there is no technicality involved :)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on June 03, 2018, 10:55:40 pm

FIFY
There are big differences among:

1) America (which is a nick name of The United States of America)
2) North America (the continent that contains USA, Canada, Mexico, etc)
3) The Americas (the continents of both North and South America, AKA "the new world") aka America.

"Bank of America" = "Bank of the United States of America", if it covered more than that country, it would be "Bank of the Americas" or "Bank of North America." 
I think the above would all be news to B of A.

Quote from: B of A website

We have a long-term commitment to helping communities thrive and prosper—both economically and socially—with operations in more than 35 countries throughout Europe, the Middle East and Africa, Asia Pacific and the Americas.

"Africa" is only a continent.  So, no, there is no technicality involved :)
  ???

 


Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 04, 2018, 03:47:21 am
Yes, speak that term in all situations, starting with the first cop who pulls you over.....

Brian

If it's an attractive female cop I may give that a try.    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on June 04, 2018, 06:02:17 am
Yep, and then you might get to meet her big, burly husband / boyfriend.

 :rotflmao:

Brian

If it's an attractive female cop I may give that a try.    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on June 04, 2018, 08:30:28 pm
Yes, but did it say 100% guaranteed? You guys are fools for following for that scam. Meanwhile, I’m patiently waiting to hear back from my man.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 05, 2018, 04:10:37 am
Yep, and then you might get to meet her big, burly husband / boyfriend.

 :rotflmao:

Brian

Perhaps that may be the cop's idea of a Ménage à trois but it's not what I had in mind...    :P
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on June 07, 2018, 01:10:30 pm
I just trumped (the verb, not the noun) all youse guize: in addition to getting that money from Africa twice, because I gave them twice the asked- for amount, as of today I have been compensated by a woman who had many questions about my bone stimulator! That's right, she asked, I answered and the money is on its way.....!

The company that makes the bone stimulator I have wanted me to participate in a study (yeah, imagine the scenarios that ran through my head..... would I have to show them my 'bone', would they want to watch me stimulate it, what if I mistakenly over- stimulated it in front of her (or them).... worse yet, what if they told me I had been doing it incorrectly all along....) and that I would be compensated for it. What? Stimulate my bone and get paid to do it? Of course I said 'yes' and was anxious to begin. Well it finally happened today but turned out to be a telephone medical survey. Very disappointing. But still, my compensation is on the way and once is get that African money twice, and now add this whopping $35 to it, I will be ahead of all of you!

BTW, whatever you may happen to read regarding published data on bone stimulators, beware: I know what information they have, where it comes from and it is simply worthless; not wrong or fraudulent, merely useless- they asked me all about my stimulator use and overall recovery for their 'study'. But without any other data from both myself (such as how well the bone has healed in XX weeks, etc.) as well as comparative data of identical or nearly so fractures allowed to heal without a stimulator, no conclusions or even tendencies can be drawn.

Brian

Yes, but did it say 100% guaranteed? You guys are fools for following for that scam. Meanwhile, I’m patiently waiting to hear back from my man.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on June 07, 2018, 01:55:23 pm
But still, my compensation is on the way and once is get that African money twice, and now add this whopping $35 to it, I will be ahead of all of you!


By my figuring, you will be $35.00 ahead to be exact.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on June 07, 2018, 04:35:05 pm
........ because I gave them twice the asked- for amount....
By my figuring, you will be $35.00 ahead to be exact.

Must be the new math.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on June 07, 2018, 05:11:05 pm
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

No time to talk, off looking at houses; tonight, The Breakers. http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers (http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers)

Brian

Must be the new math.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on June 08, 2018, 07:27:50 am
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

No time to talk, off looking at houses; tonight, The Breakers. [url]http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers[/url] ([url]http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers[/url])

Brian


In terms of just a place to live, I would rather live in my current home than that. Would be interesting to see and take a tour but to live? No I think not. However I could turn that great room into an awesome garage/workshop!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on June 08, 2018, 08:07:45 am
Yeah, 'cause $16 million + 16 million +$35 should work out to $32,000,035. Minus taxes and of course, the initial fee to start the process.

No time to talk, off looking at houses; tonight, The Breakers. [url]http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers[/url] ([url]http://www.newportmansions.org/explore/the-breakers[/url])

Brian


Be sure to let us know where to send the house warming gifts.

(http://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/46/7e/a8467edb5f0ddca4b6cd4889c3cf8312.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on June 08, 2018, 10:27:42 am
Well, if we are being realistic then yeah, it would be impractical to live there. What would end up happening would be a small (relatively) section of living quarters; that thing is geared up for cooking in the far corner and servants bringing the food to a gigantic dining room. If a 'normal' family were to live there, the walk to get something from the refrigerator would take a golf cart....  And on top of all of that, it is in the middle of Newport and beyond the noise and constant activity in the summer, one would need a helicopter go go anywhere as the average street traffic speed is about 0.5 MPH.

I was merely using it as an illustration of extreme excess, at least a local version. World- wide, I would probably pick the Hermitage in St. Petersburg.

Don't tell me that rapier- sharp wit of yours is slipping Rhino......

 ;)

Brian

In terms of just a place to live, I would rather live in my current home than that. Would be interesting to see and take a tour but to live? No I think not. However I could turn that great room into an awesome garage/workshop!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on June 08, 2018, 10:43:15 am
Well, if we are being realistic then yeah, it would be impractical to live there. What would end up happening would be a small (relatively) section of living quarters; that thing is geared up for cooking in the far corner and servants bringing the food to a gigantic dining room. If a 'normal' family were to live there, the walk to get something from the refrigerator would take a golf cart....  And on top of all of that, it is in the middle of Newport and beyond the noise and constant activity in the summer, one would need a helicopter go go anywhere as the average street traffic speed is about 0.5 MPH.

I was merely using it as an illustration of extreme excess, at least a local version. World- wide, I would probably pick the Hermitage in St. Petersburg.

Don't tell me that rapier- sharp wit of yours is slipping Rhino......

 ;)

Brian

Yes of course I knew that. Was just making an observation of my own. And that rapier wit of mine is actually just a smudge in the rearview mirror  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Mettler1 on June 30, 2018, 09:47:40 pm
   WHAT!!! You didn't tell me about this!!! >:(  I want in on this bonanza!!! Guess you guys wanted it all for yourselves!! BASTARDS!!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on July 01, 2018, 06:41:56 am
I think we can all agree this email I just received is looking VERY PROMISING!

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

I AM REV,DR.JOHN H.WILLIAMS,THE AUDITOR GENERAL OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AND I WISH TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THE SCAN COPY OF YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT IN THE AMOUNT OF $10,5MUSD WHICH I SENT TO YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS YESTERDAY AND THIS APPROVED DRAFT INCLUDES YOUR FUND INTEREST AMOUNT FOR THIS YEARS AWAITING,SO CALL ME NOW TO CONFIRM IT OKAY:-+234-8132902282

NOTE THAT WE ARE PAYING YOU THROUGH OUR OIL RESERVE BANK ACCOUNT WITH THE JP MORGAN CHASE BANK NEW YORK,USA AND THEY WILL CREDIT YOUR FUND ONCE YOU HAVE THE ORIGINAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT HARD COPY AND DEPOSIT IT TO ANY BANK OF YOUR CHOICE IN THE WORLD.

YOU ARE HEREBY ADVICE TO TAKE THE SCAN COPY OF YOUR CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT TO YOUR LOCAL BANK AND CONFIRM IT BEFORE WE CAN SEND YOU THE ORIGINAL HARD COPY OR YOU CAN COME DOWN FOR THE COLLECTION HERE OKAY.

I AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

YOURS,

REV,DR.JOHN H.WILLIAMS.

I mean, come on! The guy is a reverend  :thumbs: a doctor  :thumbs: AND an auditor!!  :thumbs:

Yes, yes, I agree. This looks VERY promising indeed! You're on your way man! You lucky AND special SOB!!!

You did receive the scanned copy of the CERTIFIED bank draft in your email right? Did you take it down to your bank for confirmation? If not, as the good doctor said, you can come on down and collect it yourself.

What could go wrong at this point?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 01, 2018, 06:44:31 am
Forward it to Mettler1 and let him handle it. I trust he will share it with the rest of us.  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Mettler1 on July 01, 2018, 11:06:12 pm
Forward it to Mettler1 and let him handle it. I trust he will share it with the rest of us.  ;D


   I don't think I know any of you!!! Wish I could help you out> ::)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 09, 2018, 11:39:27 am
Not only lucky once, now I can be super rich lucky for the 2nd time:


Dear Valuable Customer,

 We have been expecting you to contact us for your long existing Package that
was registered with us for shipment to your residential location. We thought that the
UK National lottery board gave you our contact details to contact us, it may interest
you to note that a letter was also added to your FedEx package, however we cannot
read the full content to you via email for privacy/security reasons we understand that
the package itself is a winning bank Cashier cheque which worth over $1,500.000.00
USD {ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR} As you
may know the FedEx Delivery Express Service world-wide do not ship money in CASH
but Bank Drafts/winning cheques are shippable. The package is registered with us for
mailing by the UK National Lottery Promotion Board, We are sending you this email
because your package is been registered on a Special delivery Order on our desk by
(U.K NLB). What you have to do now is to contact our Delivery Department for
immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address in your country.
Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information's it will only take
two working days (48hours) for your package to arrive your designated address. For
your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as the Insurance fees have been
paid by the UK National Lottery Board, before your package was registered. Note that
the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, is to
certify that the winning cheque is not for Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it a
fund to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query
from the Monetary Authority of your country. Note that you will have to pay total
Security fees of $321 USD to the FedEx Security Company India being full payment for
the Security Keeping Fee of your package as stated in our privacy terms & conditions
page.
Also be informed that the UK National Lottery Promotion Company wishes you to pay
for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payment just like that
considering the fact that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time
limitation and we cannot accept payment that is not known to us, so you are to send us
your full detail so we can furnish you with our own payment procedures for
the security keeping fee of your parcel containing $1,500,000.00 USD.
Kindly note that the lottery promotion did not leave us with any further information
we hope that you respond to this mail as urgent as possible because if you fail to
respond until the expiry date of this package, we may refer the package to the British
Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.
Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post Office India) with the
details given below:
FULL NAMES:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX (M/F):
AGE:
STATE OF ORIGIN:
Delivery Post Contact Person: Mr. Bright Wilson
Call INDIA Office Tel: +917-0 42-210-995
...
This is mandatory to confirm your Postal address and telephone number before we can
commence on your delivery.
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary
payment procedure so that you can remit the payment for the Security Keeping Fees.
As soon as your payment of $321 USD for the security keeping fees is received and
confirmed, our delivery team will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the
attached letter to your residential address. It usually takes 48 hours being an over
nights delivery service. Get back immediately with your information’s so we can
proceed with this mission.
Regards
Mr. George Ramnnut
General Manager
FedEx Online Team Management

FedEx no less. Who'd a thunk it?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on July 10, 2018, 06:47:04 am
Not only lucky once, now I can be super rich lucky for the 2nd time:


Dear Valuable Customer,

 We have been expecting you to contact us for your long existing Package that
was registered with us for shipment to your residential location. We thought that the
UK National lottery board gave you our contact details to contact us, it may interest
you to note that a letter was also added to your FedEx package, however we cannot
read the full content to you via email for privacy/security reasons we understand that
the package itself is a winning bank Cashier cheque which worth over $1,500.000.00
USD {ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR} As you
may know the FedEx Delivery Express Service world-wide do not ship money in CASH
but Bank Drafts/winning cheques are shippable. The package is registered with us for
mailing by the UK National Lottery Promotion Board, We are sending you this email
because your package is been registered on a Special delivery Order on our desk by
(U.K NLB). What you have to do now is to contact our Delivery Department for
immediate dispatch of your package to your residential address in your country.
Note that as soon as our Delivery Team confirm your information's it will only take
two working days (48hours) for your package to arrive your designated address. For
your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as the Insurance fees have been
paid by the UK National Lottery Board, before your package was registered. Note that
the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, is to
certify that the winning cheque is not for Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it a
fund to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query
from the Monetary Authority of your country. Note that you will have to pay total
Security fees of $321 USD to the FedEx Security Company India being full payment for
the Security Keeping Fee of your package as stated in our privacy terms & conditions
page.
Also be informed that the UK National Lottery Promotion Company wishes you to pay
for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payment just like that
considering the fact that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time
limitation and we cannot accept payment that is not known to us, so you are to send us
your full detail so we can furnish you with our own payment procedures for
the security keeping fee of your parcel containing $1,500,000.00 USD.
Kindly note that the lottery promotion did not leave us with any further information
we hope that you respond to this mail as urgent as possible because if you fail to
respond until the expiry date of this package, we may refer the package to the British
Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address.
Kindly contact the delivery department (FedEx Delivery Post Office India) with the
details given below:
FULL NAMES:
CONTACT ADDRESS:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX (M/F):
AGE:
STATE OF ORIGIN:
Delivery Post Contact Person: Mr. Bright Wilson
Call INDIA Office Tel: +917-0 42-210-995
...
This is mandatory to confirm your Postal address and telephone number before we can
commence on your delivery.
As soon as your details are received, our delivery team will give you the necessary
payment procedure so that you can remit the payment for the Security Keeping Fees.
As soon as your payment of $321 USD for the security keeping fees is received and
confirmed, our delivery team will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the
attached letter to your residential address. It usually takes 48 hours being an over
nights delivery service. Get back immediately with your information’s so we can
proceed with this mission.
Regards
Mr. George Ramnnut
General Manager
FedEx Online Team Management

FedEx no less. Who'd a thunk it?

And it's only gonna cost you $321 USD! You have already paid this right?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 10, 2018, 10:23:24 am
And it's only gonna cost you $321 USD! You have already paid this right?
Do you think I would have divulged this information before I consummated  (easy boys) the deal?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conniesaki on July 10, 2018, 11:58:57 am
Do you think I would have divulged this information before I consummated  (easy boys) the deal?

You are very wise  :thumbs:

While I myself have already entered into a similar agreement (see above) and therefore do not need any extra money, this forum has many, many unscrupulous characters just waiting to pounce at the chance to snag a fantastic, sure-thing deal away from its rightful holder.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 10, 2018, 01:17:23 pm
You are very wise  :thumbs:

While I myself have already entered into a similar agreement (see above) and therefore do not need any extra money, this forum has many, many unscrupulous characters just waiting to pounce at the chance to snag a fantastic, sure-thing deal away from its rightful holder.

But, I’m not against sharing my windfall with another upstanding  individual such as myself. All they would need to do is PM me with their contact information, date of birth, address, Social Security number, etc., etc., etc.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on July 10, 2018, 06:31:54 pm
But, I’m not against sharing my windfall with another upstanding  individual such as myself. All they would need to do is PM me with their contact information, date of birth, address, Social Security number, etc., etc., etc.
....and $321 USD.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 10, 2018, 06:40:22 pm
....and $321 USD.
What do you think I am, greedy?  No, no, no...50% discount for any fellow Connie owners that wish to share in the profits.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on July 10, 2018, 06:43:17 pm
 :thumbs: In that case I'm in...pm me your bank info and I'll send you the money.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 10, 2018, 06:54:38 pm
:thumbs: In that case I'm in...pm me your bank info and I'll send you the money.
I'll get right on that. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 15, 2018, 12:15:12 pm
I'm so busy with all the offers I'm getting, I don't have time for this...any takers?

Good Day,

     We work as a Representative for Euroonet Oil & Gas. one of the largest Oil & Gas producers in Japan.  We are currently breaking 100 Percent into the North American Market and Contracting both companies and individuals to act as Representatives/Account Receivable in respective of their location. Good pay and commissions involved. Note: This is a part time offer and you do not need experience in the Oil & Gas sector to do this. Interested? Kindly email yukio.tsukahara@aol.com for more information.
 

Regards,
Rep for Euroonet
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on August 15, 2018, 01:06:09 pm
I got one that is brand new to me today: an offer to store some 'military trunk boxes', apparently containing money. It also has the very nice touch of being able to do something patriotic for my country as I get filthy rich, according to CAPT Rollins Stanley (that would play better as 'Rollins, Stanley' but hey, the spelling is better than the average solicitation from Nigeria.....).

"Good day Dear, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business. I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf. I am CAPT Rollins Stanley, an officer in the USA Army and also a Baylor Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force.
 
I really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of Two Military Trunk Boxes. I hope you can be trusted? Kindly view for your records: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7444083.stm. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7444083.stm.) If you can be trusted, I will explain further when i get a response from you for further clarification. Nevertheless, reconfirm the following: Your full name, Your Home Address, Telephone Number and Please ensure to reply via my private e-mail: rrollinsstan2@gmail.com
 
Thanks for your cooperation, God bless you and America!!
 
Sincerely,
CAPT Rollins Stanley"

Brian
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on August 15, 2018, 07:22:42 pm
I'm so busy with all the offers I'm getting, I don't have time for this...any takers?

Good Day,

     We work as a Representative for Euroonet Oil & Gas. one of the largest Oil & Gas producers in Japan.  We are currently breaking 100 Percent into the North American Market and Contracting both companies and individuals to act as Representatives/Account Receivable in respective of their location. Good pay and commissions involved. Note: This is a part time offer and you do not need experience in the Oil & Gas sector to do this. Interested? Kindly email yukio.tsukahara@aol.com for more information.
 

Regards,
Rep for Euroonet

 :)
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Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: turbojoe78 on August 16, 2018, 03:53:27 pm
2.6 million coming my way!!!

What do you guys think?

Our Ref: RTB /SNT/STB
To: Beneficiary

This is FBI special agents, David Jackson. I was delegated along side others by the United Nations to come over to Africa to investigate
fraudsters who had been in the business of swindling foreigners especially those that has one form of transaction/contracts and
another. Please be informed that in the course of our investigation, we detected that your name and details in our Scammed Monitoring
Network. We also found out that you were scammed of a huge sum of money by scammers via Western union and MoneyGram. Be informed here
that in a bid to alleviate the suffering of scammed victims, the United Nations initiated this compensation program and therefore, you
are entitled to the sum of Two Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,600,000.00 USD) for being a victim.

Note that the said fund will be transfer to you via the Citibank being the paying bank mandated by the United Nations officials.

However, we have to inform you that we have been able to arrest some of the swindlers who has been in this illicit business and will all be
prosecuted accordingly. Be informed as well that we have limited time to stay back here, so we will advice that you urgently respond to this
message ASAP. And do not inform any of the people that collected money from you before now about this new development to avoid jeopardizing
our investigation. All you need to do is to follow our instruction and receive your compensation accordingly as directed by the United
Nations.

We urgently wait to receive your response.

Reply to: davidjacksonok2017@gmail.com  ( OR )
agentdavidjacksonoffice1@gmail.com

Regards,
DAVID JACKSON
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
INVESTIGATION ON ALL ONLINE WIRE TRANSFER
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on August 16, 2018, 05:59:24 pm
It's about time law enforcement got involved to make sure we git scammed by honest scammers. Must be legit if the FBI is involved.  ::)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on August 16, 2018, 07:47:56 pm
I think you better lay low for a while now that you are in the dreaded S.C.M.!

And the grammar is suspect in that note too: Because of the plural (agents), I think it should read: "This are FBI special agents, David Jackson, et al. ."

 ;D

Brian

2.6 million coming my way!!!

What do you guys think?

Our Ref: RTB /SNT/STB
To: Beneficiary

This is FBI special agents, David Jackson. I was delegated along side others by the United Nations to come over to Africa to investigate
fraudsters who had been in the business of swindling foreigners especially those that has one form of transaction/contracts and
another. Please be informed that in the course of our investigation, we detected that your name and details in our Scammed Monitoring
Network. We also found out that you were scammed of a huge sum of money by scammers via Western union and MoneyGram. Be informed here
that in a bid to alleviate the suffering of scammed victims, the United Nations initiated this compensation program and therefore, you
are entitled to the sum of Two Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$2,600,000.00 USD) for being a victim.

Note that the said fund will be transfer to you via the Citibank being the paying bank mandated by the United Nations officials.

However, we have to inform you that we have been able to arrest some of the swindlers who has been in this illicit business and will all be
prosecuted accordingly. Be informed as well that we have limited time to stay back here, so we will advice that you urgently respond to this
message ASAP. And do not inform any of the people that collected money from you before now about this new development to avoid jeopardizing
our investigation. All you need to do is to follow our instruction and receive your compensation accordingly as directed by the United
Nations.

We urgently wait to receive your response.

Reply to: davidjacksonok2017@gmail.com  ( OR )
agentdavidjacksonoffice1@gmail.com

Regards,
DAVID JACKSON
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
INVESTIGATION ON ALL ONLINE WIRE TRANSFER
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on August 17, 2018, 06:30:42 am
From Barclays Bank Of England,
Head Office Address:
Two Churchill Place,
Canary Wharf, London, United Kingdom
Telephone: + 44 770 030 4856
 
Good Day,
 
This message is directed to inform you, Have you Received Your Payment.? Your Immediate Confirmation is needed with Your Full Information, If Really You Have Not Received Your Payment. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has directed us to pay you the sum of GBP£500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
 
As compensation to any company or individual affected with, if you have been involved in any fund related issue under contract, lottery awarded payment or other monetary issues which your payment have not been made to you from 1996 to 2018, urgently furnish us the following: Please contact our Agent in South Africa for your payment:
 
Contact Person:
Mr. Sakhile Kumalo
Please reply/directly to this agent email: (agentimf@yandex.com)
 
Please forward to them the following details below,
 
1. Your Full Name: ……………....
2. Contact Address:.....................
3. Contact Telephone Number:....
4. Country of Origin: …………......
5. Your Alternative Email:………...
 
Upon your response, you will be contacted with further details, thank you and have a nice day.
 
Truly Yours
Mr. Johnson Mike,
Telephone: + 44 770 030 4856
DIRECTOR –BARCLAYS BANK OF LONDON PLC.


500,000 Great Britain pounds? 500,000 pounds of what?   ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on August 19, 2018, 06:58:27 am
Just lucky I guess?

Dear,

This is to inform you about your approved transfer instructions as received through our afilaite offshore Bank.
My office have been mandated to transfer your pending claims to you as the beneficiary.

From the records of outstanding debts due for payment with the FGN/UN, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding beneficiaries whom their claims have been approved. We wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

Also note that from the record in my file your outstanding  claims of $5.5 M is still pending due to some misdirection and should now be directed to you through swift credit cards ATM transfer or telegraphic bank wire transfer respectively.

Please re-confirm  to me the followings thus: -
1) Your full name address, Banking Details/Contract#/Amount.
2) Profession, age and marital status.
3) Copy of int'l passport or  driver's license, or any valid ID card.

As soon as this information's are received with the attached form returned, your payment will be made by me through our crediting unit through direct swift credit cards ATM / Wire Transfer to your bank subject to confirmation within 72hrs.

Congratulations in anticipation of your prompt Response.

WE AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.Call +234-7055153876 for assistance and instructions.
BEST REGARDS,
Mr.Paul Danjuma
International Crediting Director
(ATM ISSUING CBN BANK )
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 23, 2018, 05:11:49 am
Here we go again:

satoru ochiai <satoruoch406@btconnect.com>
Thu 8/23/2018, 5:56 AM

Subject: Partnership request

 

A partnership deal worth $20M USD in my organization for you. reply if interested for more details

reply soonest

 

Best Regards.

Mr Satoru.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 27, 2018, 12:14:31 pm
Now I know what to do with the millions I have coming.

Evan Kachukwu <2@princeevan.com>
Mon 8/27/2018, 12:33 PM
My pleasure to communicate with you through this medium. I know you will be surprise reading my email message. However, it is my sincere pleasure at this moment to exhibit my total confidence bestowed on you in accordance of which I am fully convinced that you will really be of immense assistance as my future friend and business partner. Well, i hope my letter to you will be given proper attention despite the fact we have not known each other before. knowing fully well it take a minute, an hour or even a day to know somebody and also establish an everlasting relationship between your family and my family. My introduction is as follows.

I want to go into self investment in your country in your field or in your area of specialization or any lucrative business of your choice.  My main purpose of relating to you is to assist me establish, conduct and manage my investment project in your country, since i will not be present in day-to-day running of the business, do to my active function in certain Governmental activities.

With my position I urge you to keep the business confidential. The level of your confidentiality will determine the success of the project. For the sake of the investment you are required to create an avenue to trust one another. I want to know if we can convey the trust to each other without sabotage of contract and if you are eligible for handling such project so i can send you the full message and also let you know full details of the message.

I will be glad to get your positive response.

Best Regards,
Engr. Evans Kachuukwu
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on August 27, 2018, 01:52:07 pm
Yep, and we can tell this gentleman is trustworthy because he is an engraver apparently, and they are inherently trustworthy people. Who would trust an engraver with his / her valuable possessions in the first place just to have them engraved?

Brian

Now I know what to do with the millions I have coming.

Evan Kachukwu <2@princeevan.com>
Mon 8/27/2018, 12:33 PM

<snip>

Best Regards,
Engr. Evans Kachuukwu
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: turbojoe78 on September 11, 2018, 06:28:43 pm
Hello:
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
I am Mrs. Ruth Smith, A widow to Late Mr. John Smith, I am 73years old, and I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the ear. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live long according to my doctors.
This is because my cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My late husband was killed during the U.S raid, against terrorism in Afghanistan when he traveled to Afghanistan to monitor a Hospital/a Humanitarian Found at (HHF) he was setting up for the benefit of the Afghan masses as of then; whose majority and 99 percent of them are Muslims/ Islamic scholars and loyalists. During the period of our marriage we couldn’t produce any child.. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his businesses and wealth, and when I noticed that my condition is not improving rather it gets worsen by the day I decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to Charity and the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. I selected you after visiting the internet and I prayed over it. I am willing to donate the fund to you for charity, the less privileged, churches, orphanages and widows, Propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
I took this decision upon myself because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. Because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
Please I want you to note that this fund was deposited in a BANK for security purpose. And upon my instruction, my late husband’s lawyer will file application to the BANK for the release of the consignment to you. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family. Await Your Urgent Reply via this e-mail address:( ruthsmith2201@gmail.com ) any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church, another person or Christian individual for this same purpose.
Yours in Christ
Ruth Smith
Love & Prayers
Email: ruthsmith2201@gmail.com


What should I do?  She doesn't say how much I'm going to get, but she seems to think god directed her to me.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on September 11, 2018, 06:33:55 pm
See if she'll send it to your Go Fund Me page. You do have one don't you? All the kool kids have one.  8)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on September 12, 2018, 06:19:07 am
Hello:
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
I am Mrs. Ruth Smith, A widow to Late Mr. John Smith, I am 73years old, and I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the ear. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live long according to my doctors.
This is because my cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My late husband was killed during the U.S raid, against terrorism in Afghanistan when he traveled to Afghanistan to monitor a Hospital/a Humanitarian Found at (HHF) he was setting up for the benefit of the Afghan masses as of then; whose majority and 99 percent of them are Muslims/ Islamic scholars and loyalists. During the period of our marriage we couldn’t produce any child.. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his businesses and wealth, and when I noticed that my condition is not improving rather it gets worsen by the day I decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to Charity and the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. I selected you after visiting the internet and I prayed over it. I am willing to donate the fund to you for charity, the less privileged, churches, orphanages and widows, Propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
I took this decision upon myself because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. Because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
Please I want you to note that this fund was deposited in a BANK for security purpose. And upon my instruction, my late husband’s lawyer will file application to the BANK for the release of the consignment to you. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family. Await Your Urgent Reply via this e-mail address:( ruthsmith2201@gmail.com ) any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church, another person or Christian individual for this same purpose.
Yours in Christ
Ruth Smith
Love & Prayers
Email: ruthsmith2201@gmail.com


What should I do?  She doesn't say how much I'm going to get, but she seems to think god directed her to me.

She visited the internet, prayed over it, and God supplied her with your e-mail address. What should you do? What ever she asks of you of course!    :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on September 13, 2018, 09:39:54 am
Hello:
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
I am Mrs. Ruth Smith, A widow to Late Mr. John Smith, I am 73years old, and I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the ear. From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live long according to my doctors.
This is because my cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage. My late husband was killed during the U.S raid, against terrorism in Afghanistan when he traveled to Afghanistan to monitor a Hospital/a Humanitarian Found at (HHF) he was setting up for the benefit of the Afghan masses as of then; whose majority and 99 percent of them are Muslims/ Islamic scholars and loyalists. During the period of our marriage we couldn’t produce any child.. My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his businesses and wealth, and when I noticed that my condition is not improving rather it gets worsen by the day I decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to Charity and the development of the churches in Africa, America, Asia and Europe. I selected you after visiting the internet and I prayed over it. I am willing to donate the fund to you for charity, the less privileged, churches, orphanages and widows, Propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
I took this decision upon myself because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. Because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
Please I want you to note that this fund was deposited in a BANK for security purpose. And upon my instruction, my late husband’s lawyer will file application to the BANK for the release of the consignment to you. May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family. Await Your Urgent Reply via this e-mail address:( ruthsmith2201@gmail.com ) any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church, another person or Christian individual for this same purpose.
Yours in Christ
Ruth Smith
Love & Prayers
Email: ruthsmith2201@gmail.com


What should I do?  She doesn't say how much I'm going to get, but she seems to think god directed her to me.

Wow! A new twist on an old scam.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on October 16, 2018, 11:18:35 am
With this name, it has to be true!!!

Mr Obama Bassole <mrbassoleobama@gmail.com>
Tue 10/16/2018, 11:48 AM


Dear Friend,

I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am the Auditing and Accounting section manager with African Development Bank,
Ouagadougou Burkina faso. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the
mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of($39.5)million to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been
dormant for years in our Bank without claim.I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer late
George Granfre. who died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since 31st October 1999.

I don't want the money to go into government treasury as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason why I am contacting you so that the bank
can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as atop secret
and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the
above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.

I am expecting your urgent response as soon as you receive my message

Best Regard,

Mr Obama Bassole
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on October 17, 2018, 07:35:08 am
There sure seems to be a LOT of extra money laying around in Africa.  ;)

I'd love to has some of it but no worries, I have my Powerball and MegaMillions winning tickets right here.  8)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on November 04, 2018, 07:04:10 am
Ok, now we're getting somewhere!

This has to be legit, right? After all, it seems that someone got their thesaurus out and everything!


89.1.21.170
Dear Fund Beneficiary,

We have noticed with deep concern the fraudulent and corrupt practices by some officials of the Nigerian financial institutions and government agencies formerly designated with the duty to process and perform the remittances of various foreign contract/inheritance payments. These nefarious activities have put Nigeria in bad light among committee of nations, which have been very inimical to her economic growth and development. It is a fact that some beneficiaries while trying to realize their legitimate contract/inheritance payments have unsuspectingly fallen prey to schemes and grand designs of these bad elements in Nigeria who creates artificial impediments in the processing of foreign contract/inheritance payments as device to perpetrate fraud.

In need to restore and re-position the ailing Nigerian economy and status for improved direct foreign investments and economic growth, the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa (UN/ECA) was prevailed upon by the newly elected president of Nigeria to wade into the matter in partnership with the Nigerian government to grapple with the arduous task of restructuring for advancement the Nigerian economic and financial status, and to further effectiveness in foreign payment resolution.

In the course of verification of your payment file, it was discovered that you have satisfactorily completed all required legal and financial obligations in respect of your payment. In this vein, your fund has been ratified for immediate payment, and high power directives have been issued to newly restructured Central Bank of Nigeria to credit your bank account without further delay with the total sum of US$6,400,000.00 representing part payment of your outstanding fund, who under the present structure have taken over full responsibility on all outstanding foreign debts/payments..

You are hereby advised to contact and communicate your bank account information to the Managing Director, Payment System Directorate, Central Bank of Nigeria - CBN for crediting of US$6,400,000.00 into your bank account. While communicating the the Managing Director, Payments System Directorate - CBN, please quote: Ref No: UN-ECA/INHERITANCE-CONTRACT/#064001 for his reference.


The contact information of the Managing Director, Payments System Directorate – CBN is:

Contact Person:                 DR. DAVID GOLIBENACHI (Managing Director, Payments System Directorate – CBN)
Bank Address:                    Central Bank of Nigeria, Plot 33, Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Way, Abuja, Nigeria
Office Telephone No:        +234 9 2900062, +234 9 2900063
E-mail Address:                 cbnpayments001@gmail.com

 
Yours truly,

Mr. Dimitri Sanga
(Director UN/ECA Sub-Regional Office for West Africa)
UN Economic Commission for Africa
7, Alfred Rewane Street, Ikoyi, Lagos, Nigeria
Hotline: +234 7040700001
Email: uneca.1@yahoo.com
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on November 04, 2018, 08:27:28 am
 I would get right on that Conrad. That has legit spelled all over it.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on November 23, 2018, 04:55:18 am
I don't know what in the hell I'm going to do with all this money!

I love this one, check out the bolded section.    :)


Bank of America Financial Center
Metro Center Station 700 13th St NW,
Washington, DC 20005, United States
Office of Ms. Christine P. Katziff
Corporate General Auditor (BOA)
Wire Transfer & Audit Department
Direct Tell: +15023883540

Attention:

I am Ms. Christine P. Katziff, Corporate General Auditor, Bank of America. Be informed of the arrival and availability of your long awaiting inheritance fund Part Payment value, ($7, 000,000.00) only as received. This occurred on the march 21st 2018, through great effort by the USA Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC). But our Bank Board of Directors, refused to get you informed for reasons best known to them, which I believe, must be selfish interest.

I made my research in our Bank database and confirmed I can wire the fund to your choice of Bank account and have the wire tracer wiped out from the system, where the fund wire transfer cannot be traced to your Bank account by any Financial Authority. 

Therefore, I urge you to trust my skill and assure me the absolute confidentiality of this information, and I will have your fund wired via the fastest method of wire transfer, (MT202 Cov), If you agree or can trust my skill on this matter, reconfirm your details as listed bellow, and I will transfer your fund as you will confirm it in your Bank account same day.

If you have any doubt or negative thought about this, please, don't bother to reply this message, I cannot persuade you, I am only here to exercise my hatred on cheating and cheaters, using my perfect professional skill.

Be assured of a successful completion of this deal upon adhering to my directives by acting at the right time where necessary.

No INTERFERENCE from the Government or any Financial Authorities, no one will have the right to intervene on the transaction following my perfect plans to make it happen.

Reconfirm the following details to enable us commence on the process immediately.

Your Full Names:
Your Current Home Address:
Your Direct Cell:
Your Current Occupation:

Bank Names:
Bank Address:
Bank Account No:
Bank Account Names:
Swift No:
Routing No:

Christine P. Katziff 
Corporate General Auditor
Bank of America Financial Center
Your Payment, Confirm or Call Me: +15023883540
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 23, 2018, 05:57:56 am
The sad thing about this is that someone will respond to this...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on November 23, 2018, 05:58:12 am
The sad thing about this is that someone will respond to it...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on November 25, 2018, 06:50:30 am
The sad thing about this is that someone will respond to this...

What's the line from that song?

"A fool and his money will soon go separate ways"?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: MtnRider on December 11, 2018, 11:00:34 am
Now look at what you guys have gone & done...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on December 11, 2018, 01:36:28 pm
 :doh:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 01, 2019, 06:32:15 am
The sad thing is, someone will respond to those emails. 
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on February 10, 2019, 05:14:40 pm
Robert Kim. <info@lee.org>
Sun 2/10/2019 11:24 AM
Dear beneficiary,

We the BRITISH High Commission here in Abuja received a report of
 fraudulent acts against you and other British/US Citizens whom
in a  meeting held with the Government and the world high
commissions against  fraudulent activities by Citizens, You are
among those scammed, as  listed by the Financial Intelligent Unit
(NFIU). A re-compensation of  $1,000,000USD (one Million US
dollars) and has already been in  distribution to you as a Victim
as soon as you comply with required  information.  Sorry, for the
inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of
Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators in UK 
and other African countries some while ago. 

Your compensation was among those that was reported undelivered
as we  wish to advise you to follow the instructions of the
Committee to make  sure you receive your compensation payment
immediately. NFIU made a  concrete arrangement for the release of
your compensation payment once  the beneficiary meets up the
demand of the conveyance.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure they dispatch your
 recompense on time. You are assured of the safety compensation
payment,  also be advised that you should stop further contacts
with all the fake  lawyers and security companies who in
collaboration have a scam deal with you immediately to check if
the payment date will suits you.

Send the following information for verification and confirmation
of your  status.
1. Full Name
2. Location
3. Direct number
4. ID

Above information will enable my office to verify your
authenticity as the real beneficiary of the compensation payment.

Yours truly,

Sir. Robert Kim
+234912770780
Address: 19 Torrens Close,
Mississippi St, Maitama, Abuja

"fraudulent activities by Citizens"  Say it isn't so!!!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on February 11, 2019, 05:56:49 am
Robert Kim. <info@lee.org>
Sun 2/10/2019 11:24 AM
Dear beneficiary,

We the BRITISH High Commission here in Abuja received a report of
 fraudulent acts against you and other British/US Citizens whom
in a  meeting held with the Government and the world high
commissions against  fraudulent activities by Citizens, You are
among those scammed, as  listed by the Financial Intelligent Unit
(NFIU). A re-compensation of  $1,000,000USD (one Million US
dollars) and has already been in  distribution to you as a Victim
as soon as you comply with required  information.  Sorry, for the
inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of
Inheritance Payment transaction with some impersonators in UK 
and other African countries some while ago. 

Your compensation was among those that was reported undelivered
as we  wish to advise you to follow the instructions of the
Committee to make  sure you receive your compensation payment
immediately. NFIU made a  concrete arrangement for the release of
your compensation payment once  the beneficiary meets up the
demand of the conveyance.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure they dispatch your
 recompense on time. You are assured of the safety compensation
payment,  also be advised that you should stop further contacts
with all the fake  lawyers and security companies who in
collaboration have a scam deal with you immediately to check if
the payment date will suits you.

Send the following information for verification and confirmation
of your  status.
1. Full Name
2. Location
3. Direct number
4. ID

Above information will enable my office to verify your
authenticity as the real beneficiary of the compensation payment.

Yours truly,

Sir. Robert Kim
+234912770780
Address: 19 Torrens Close,
Mississippi St, Maitama, Abuja

"fraudulent activities by Citizens"  Say it isn't so!!!


You lucky dog!

With the BRITISH High Commission and the world high commissions against fraudulent activities by Citizens along with the Financial Intelligent Unit (NFIU) on your case, this has to be legit. You're a rich man for sure. 
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 11, 2019, 06:14:42 pm
We ought nuke em for using the word 'British'.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on February 11, 2019, 06:21:10 pm
We ought nuke em for using the word 'British'.

Would you prefer 'Limey'?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 11, 2019, 07:52:43 pm
Now where do you live again?  ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on February 14, 2019, 04:57:50 pm
Wow! Gotta be legit...She’s got God on her side.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 02, 2019, 07:02:46 am
Greetings to you and your family.

This is a very confidential email; I did my research about you before I decided to contact you with this proposal.

I will not go into full details until I am completely sure I can trust you, this is a very sensitive situation.

My Name is Mohammed Fakeih, Son of Adel Fakeih. You might be wondering who that is and what does any of this have to do with you.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/07/princes-top-officials-remain-jailed-saudi-arabia-report-180705160815801.html (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/07/princes-top-officials-remain-jailed-saudi-arabia-report-180705160815801.html) https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/disappeared-saudi-business-chiefs-languish-jail-mbs-chases-uk-deals (https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/disappeared-saudi-business-chiefs-languish-jail-mbs-chases-uk-deals) https://www.dailysabah.com/mideast/2018/11/06/dozens-of-saudi-elites-still-under-detention-a-year-after-roundup-report-says (https://www.dailysabah.com/mideast/2018/11/06/dozens-of-saudi-elites-still-under-detention-a-year-after-roundup-report-says)

You may read the above articles to be more enlightened.

My father was arrested by the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia and all our assets in Saudi Arabia are being seized, This is a desperate time for my family and after consultations with my family lawyers, it was advised I find a next of kin with no connection to my family who will assist us hide some of our family wealth.

This will be a legitimate transaction and there will be no risk to you whatsoever. It is 100% risk free for you!

The money is currently in an offshore account, once you accept this offer; I will put you in contact with my bankers to secure all documents making you the next of kin so the funds can be legitimately transferred to you.

Once the transaction has been completed, you will be entitled to 30% of the entire sum, we will contact you after our situation here has been settled to secure the funds.

If you accept my proposal, kindly get back to me and I will provide you further details.

If you do not accept my proposal, Kindly delete this email and you never read it.  <=======   :rotflmao:

Mo Fakieh
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Post by: tweeter55 on March 02, 2019, 07:16:13 am


I will not go into full details until I am completely sure I can trust you

Trust Conrad....come on. If you can't trust a hero member of the ZG/GTR fanatics forum, who can you trust?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 02, 2019, 07:36:26 am
Trust Conrad....come on. If you can't trust a hero member of the ZG/GTR fanatics forum, who can you trust?

 :)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 19, 2019, 05:16:13 pm
I am still going to be rich but now it looks like I will have to spend some of that money to stay out of jail, or even prison. Got this one today (about 6 times from various senders):

<begin quote>

Case #12895463
Distribution and storage of pornographic electronic materials involving underage children.
   
   
My name is Yessenia Lunsford and I am a technical collection officer working for Central Intelligence Agency.
   
It has come to my attention that your personal details including your email address (My E-mail Address was here) are listed in case #12895463.
   
The following details are listed in the document's attachment:
   
•   Your personal details,
•   Home address,
•   Work address,
•   List of relatives and their contact information.
   
   
Case #12895463 is part of a large international operation set to arrest more than 2000 individuals suspected of paedophilia in 27 countries.
   
The data which could be used to acquire your personal information:
   
•   Your ISP web browsing history,
•   DNS queries history and connection logs,
•   Deep web .onion browsing and/or connection sharing,
•   Online chat-room logs,
•   Social media activity log.
   
The first arrests are scheduled for April 8, 2019.
   
Why am I contacting you ?
   
I read the documentation and I know you are a wealthy person who may be concerned about reputation.
   
I am one of several people who have access to those documents and I have enough security clearance to amend and remove your details from this case. Here is my proposition.
   
Transfer exactly $10,000 USD (ten thousand dollars - about 2.5 BTC) through Bitcoin network to this special bitcoin address:
   
34vAbfG1T6npAxUEzTs3BBDXzx9dhmwnbn
   
You can transfer funds with online bitcoin exchanges such as Coinbase, Bitstamp or Coinmama. The deadline is March 27, 2019 (I need few days to access and edit the files).
   
Upon confirming your transfer I will take care of all the files linked to you and you can rest assured no one will bother you.
   
Please do not contact me. I will contact you and confirm only when I see the valid transfer.
   
Regards,
Yessenia Lunsford
   
Technical Collection Officer
Directorate of Science and Technology
Central Intelligence Agency

[the graphic did not copy but it was a photo of the CIA's emblem]
<end quote>

Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 20, 2019, 09:12:41 am
Wow, just wow!  One of these days, they are going to send that to the wrong person.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 20, 2019, 04:01:30 pm
Yeah, that first amendment can be a bi!ch. :-) 

I was at the state house running up the proverbial flag and the second one can be pesky too, at least to the two people who were there for 'Everytown for gun safety' (read: Michael Bloomberg would like to gather up all the 'loose' (read: privately owned) guns and throw them into the Hudson).

I have also been getting a threat that 'they' / 'he / she' will post pictures taken of me from my computer, apparently showing me doing certain things while visiting pornographic web sites. Same deal- send money or everyone in my contact list gets the video / photos. There was actually a pretty interesting Black Mirror episode about that very thing. But in my case, I doubt the resolution of whatever camera used has sufficient resolution to actually get me into trouble.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

There have always been schmucks in the world. It is just that now they have the power to annoy and vex far greater numbers of people at one time through mass media. Not much we can really do about it unfortunately.....

Brian


Wow, just wow!  One of these days, they are going to send that to the wrong person.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 20, 2019, 06:13:26 pm
First amendment got nothing to do with this, Brian.  There's ways of dealing with people like this and as it probably originated outside the country then all bets are off.  People can spout off and say crazy things all the time but there are consequences.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rick Hall on March 20, 2019, 11:20:46 pm
....   
I read the documentation and I know you are a wealthy person who may be concerned about reputation.
...

Umm...no comment.

Rick
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rick Hall on March 20, 2019, 11:24:12 pm
...
I have also been getting a threat that 'they' / 'he / she' will post pictures taken of me from my computer, apparently showing me doing certain things while visiting pornographic web sites. Same deal- send money or everyone in my contact list gets the video / photos. There was actually a pretty interesting Black Mirror episode about that very thing. But in my case, I doubt the resolution of whatever camera used has sufficient resolution to actually get me into trouble.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
...

I put a stip of tape over the camera years ago.

Rick
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 21, 2019, 01:23:07 pm
There is no camera attached to my monitor (or anywhere on / in my computer). These are empty 'threats', simply phishing for any response at all. I posted them merely for common amusements' sake.

Brian

I put a stip of tape over the camera years ago.

Rick
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conniesaki on March 21, 2019, 02:05:22 pm
I was in a band in the early 90's with a guy who was convinced the govt could watch you using your TV.






The band didn't last very long.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 21, 2019, 04:46:18 pm
This one time, in banned camp, I heard a rumor that the gov't sponsored converter boxes that allowed analog TV's to use the new digital signals included a camera and microphone to 'spy on Everyone'. I have to say, I never expected the outrage and overall reaction to such a rumor or I would never have started it in the first place.

 :rotflmao:  but at the same time    :'(  also.   No matter how big you think the Gummit might be, they just ain't big enough to watch everybody. And on a more realistic level, they are not even big enough to see what afterwards always appears to be pretty obvious signs of unstable personalities coupled with the intent of doing harm..... and if possible, great harm. So I always take the conspiratorial matters with a grain of salt.

But this has gotten way OFFTOPIC:  I still think my winnin's is gonna' WAY out- pace my losins' even after I pay all the ransom money. After all, my winnins' is going to be in the 10 to 11 digit range while my ransoms only total about 30K greenbacks. Overall, a gigantic win for me!

Brian (George if the Gummit is reading this trash)

I was in a band in the early 90's with a guy who was convinced the govt could watch you using your TV.






The band didn't last very long.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: MtnRider on March 21, 2019, 08:25:56 pm
But in my case, I doubt the resolution of whatever camera used has sufficient resolution to actually get me into trouble. 

Brian

Uuhhh, yeah.......   It's "the camera".     :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't hurt me too bad, I'm a satisfied fuel warning eliminator customer!     :rotflmao: :chugbeer:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 23, 2019, 05:00:16 am
:rotflmao:  but at the same time    :'(  also.   No matter how big you think the Gummit might be, they just ain't big enough to watch everybody. And on a more realistic level, they are not even big enough to see what afterwards always appears to be pretty obvious signs of unstable personalities coupled with the intent of doing harm..... and if possible, great harm. So I always take the conspiratorial matters with a grain of salt.


While the government does not look at every electronic communication in their entirety, they do have the capability to pull out key phrases or words especially when it comes to terrorism conversations (any media) that are in the 'clear'.  The digital age has made it so much easier to keep tabs on people and what they say to each other.  They don't need a warrant for that type of listening unless they get enough 'evidence' to tap all the conversations.  Any communications that travel over the broadband, air waves or cellular physical transports can be monitored and are.


They won't send you an email if you are noticed.  They will 'flag' you just like someone who highlights a page in a report.  Most of the time this goes nowhere but if you apply for something governmental requiring a clearance it may hinder the process.  Now if guys in suits knock on your door then you should worry....  Cause that's the way it will happen, not an email or phone call.


With that being said I also tape over the camera and disable the microphone if I have those capabilities.  Any newer electronic device can monitor especially those that use audio to control functions such as my Samsung Smart TV or Alexa or any of those devices.


I'm not being paranoid with this.  There's nothing going on in my life that would cause anyone to really look at what I say and do.  I'm just saying that if you think about how digital we are and especially with the power of current computing systems, nothing is impossible in the way of keeping tabs on anyone that uses digital devices.  And in a way, I'm glad they are doing this on some level.  The best way to stop terrorism events is to get ahead of those before they happen.


In order to get away from Big Brother, you need to go off the grid but we have satellites now that can see you even then.  The age of privacy is basically gone especially with all the hacked companies we hear about.


My normal email was compromised a month ago.  Within a few days someone was trying to get in to ebay using my account credentials.  It didn't work and I knew it was happening after I checked my phone and saw a bazillion messages with codes.  Thank goodness I turned on two step authentication with ebay.  I've turned it on with all my accounts that use it.  It's a few seconds more but I feel a lot better using it.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 24, 2019, 03:03:30 pm
Nah, no harm, no foul. What I originally wrote about the camera not having enough resolution meant that it would not even 'see' small things, so I had nothing to worry about  ;D

Like Ricky Gervais said (paraphrasing): I have a tiny penis. But I also have small hands, so it looks bigger when I hold it..... and mostly, I hold it.

 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Brian

Uuhhh, yeah.......   It's "the camera".     :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Don't hurt me too bad, I'm a satisfied fuel warning eliminator customer!     :rotflmao: :chugbeer:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on March 24, 2019, 03:12:24 pm
I do not want to go too far down this (serious) road but we are walking the razor's edge of violating not only our own Constitution and laws but the very basic ideas that were used to form the US. We are starting to remove peoples's rights BEFORE they have done anything at all. All done with the best of intentions, and perhaps not without some validity but still, taking peoples's property away IF they are SUSPECTED but not even charged, let alone convicted, of certain crimes, or these new 'Red Flag' laws that are supposed to read the intent of a person and again remove rights and / or property are just too dangerous to implement. We are effectively trying to trade freedom for safety and that simply will not work but we will certainly lose the freedom without any certainty or even high likelihood of safety. But as far as random, general (not directed at anyone) 'screening', that would appear to be legal. Reacting to what may be found without any type of due process or recognizing and respecting the individual's rights is not, at least as I am able to understand our 'owner's manual'.

Brian (who used to be able to thing and <mostly> say whatever he wanted but now can only do so with some, maybe a lot, of personal risk. 'Luke, you gotta' get your mind right!'. )


While the government does not look at every electronic communication in their entirety, they do have the capability to pull out key phrases or words especially when it comes to terrorism conversations (any media) that are in the 'clear'.  The digital age has made it so much easier to keep tabs on people and what they say to each other.  They don't need a warrant for that type of listening unless they get enough 'evidence' to tap all the conversations.  Any communications that travel over the broadband, air waves or cellular physical transports can be monitored and are.

<snip>

Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 24, 2019, 03:14:51 pm
You know, it's kinda like the eye of Sauron.  It finds something interesting and turns that way.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on March 24, 2019, 06:23:58 pm
Property rights have been gone for a long time.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 27, 2019, 01:02:24 pm
I never get any of these emails....
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on March 27, 2019, 06:07:07 pm
I never get any of these emails....
Give me your email address and I will make sure to forward mine to you.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on March 28, 2019, 04:15:57 am
Second hand don't count...LOL
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rhino on March 28, 2019, 09:41:32 am
I never get any of these emails....

I don't get these very often either but every few years one seems to show up and I think: "really?? They are still doing this?"
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 10, 2019, 06:40:38 am
Here's a new one...

<postmaster@ventureoak.com>


I won the $1.5 Billion Mega Millions jackpot, I have decided to pay it forward to a few random people, Get back to me with your name and address for further details.

http://time.com/5543493/winner-claims-lottery-jackpot-south-carolina/ (http://time.com/5543493/winner-claims-lottery-jackpot-south-carolina/)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 10, 2019, 06:58:17 am
You're so lucky, C!  :thumbs:   Don't spend it all in one place.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 11, 2019, 07:36:27 am
You're so lucky, C!  :thumbs:   Don't spend it all in one place.

Do you need some cash? I have so much now that I could never spend it all!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 11, 2019, 08:28:40 pm
I'm thinking if I wanted the cash, then I would need to wire you money first, correct?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 12, 2019, 06:25:25 am
HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Mr.Patrick Joseph <mrpatrickjo09@gmail.com>
Thu 4/11/2019 10:11 PM
Dear Sir/Madam,

Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have never met
before. I am Mr.Patrick Joseph, a Banker and Head of Operations with
Bank here in Burkina Faso West Africa, there is the sum of
$8.500,000.00 Million Dollars currently in my branch, there were no
beneficiary stated concerning these funds which means no one would
ever come to claim it.

That is why I ask that can we work together, I will be pleased to work
with you as trusted person and see that the fund is transferred out of
my Bank into another Bank Account, Once the funds have been
transferred to your nominated Bank account we shall then share it in
the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you.

If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer
will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail,
sending the below information

1. Full Name.
2: Your Private telephone and Fax numbers.
3. Occupations.
4. Date Of Birth
5. Country of Residence.
6.Your company's Name and Your full address.

Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.

Regards,
Mr.Patrick Joseph.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 12, 2019, 06:51:31 am
I'm thinking if I wanted the cash, then I would need to wire you money first, correct?

Now you're catching on!

I'll also be needing,

1. Full Name.
2: Your Private telephone and Fax numbers.
3. Occupations.
4. Date Of Birth
5. Country of Residence.
6. Your company's Name and Your full address.
7. Bank account numbers and passwords.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 12, 2019, 07:46:34 am
You forgot my social security number.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 12, 2019, 08:25:48 am
You forgot my social security number.

No need to ask for this as I already have it.    ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 12, 2019, 12:46:08 pm
Excellent!
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on April 12, 2019, 02:59:35 pm
Where do you guys go to sign up for all this free money? I don't get any of these offers.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 12, 2019, 06:41:51 pm
Exactly.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 13, 2019, 06:20:29 am
Where do you guys go to sign up for all this free money? I don't get any of these offers.

Beatle haters don't get perks such as these.     ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on April 13, 2019, 01:59:01 pm
Beatle haters don't get perks such as these.     ;)
:rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 13, 2019, 02:55:48 pm
What you got against insects, Gary?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on April 13, 2019, 03:43:21 pm
They're crappy musicians and can't sing for ****.  8)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Rick Hall on April 14, 2019, 01:51:26 am
Received an "won a billion bux' email the other day, Subject line had my full name and home phone number.

I'm about as private as you can get, my home phone number in a scam email scared the crap outta me.

Rick
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 22, 2019, 06:29:02 am
*sigh*

I hope this information meet you well as I know you will be curious to know why/how I selected you to receive a cash sum of $2,000,000 USD, our information below is 100% legitimate, please see the link below:  Link deleted by your's truly...Jim
 
My wife and I decided to donate the sum of $2,000,000 USD to you as part of our charity project to improve the lot of 10 lucky individuals all over the world from our $11.3 million Jackpot Lottery winning fund. We prayed and searched over the internet for assistance because i saw your profile on Microsoft email owners list and picked you. Violet my wife and i have decided to make sure this is put on the internet for the world to see. my wife has cancer and she died last year July 16 at colchester regional hospital in truro, my wife just didn't die but she was a great person and I miss her so much and this is why I have decided to do one thing i promised her forever. as you could see from the web page above, am not getting any younger and you can imagine having no kids at this age. although we won this lottery funds 2 years ago and we have helped some charity organizations from our winnings.
 
You see after taken care of the needs of our immediate family members, Before she died we decided to donate the remaining of the $11million to other individuals around the world in need, the local fire department, the red cross, Haiti, hospitals in truro where violet underwent her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that fight cancer, alzheimer's and diabetes and the bulk of the funds deposited with our payout bank of this charity donation. we have kept just 2% of the entire lottery sum to our self for the raining day.
 
To facilitate the payment process of the funds ($2,000,000 USD) which have been donated solely to you, you are to send us your full names for payment, your contact address and your personal telephone number, so that i can forward your payment information to you immediately. I am hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over there in your country. please have to do you part to also alleviate the level of poverty in your region, help as many you can help once you have this money in your personal account because that is the only objective of donating this money to you in the first place.
 
I like to re-assure you of the legitimacy of this services as we will not be involved in any fraudulent act and will never be, we only want to feel good by helping people this time of the year, this is the only thing that makes my wife happy too even now that she is not here with me anymore, we have too much to give away as I only have few years left on earth. I will advise as you as the prospective lucky winners to be calm not to loose this great opportunity which millions of people are trying to entangled but the chances just couldn't come for them because a lot of people are out there to discourage them as they don't know how it works, and have never seen such before. Kindly revert back to us for your claim through our direct private email address: allenlarge@writeme.com
 
Thank you for accepting our offer, we are indeed grateful.
God bless you
Allen and Violet Large
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 22, 2019, 07:54:05 am
I'm not sure what that link does but clicking on it may not be a wise move...In fact, it makes me so nervous, I'm going to delete it.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on April 22, 2019, 06:59:09 pm
What about the email address? Doesn't that bother you, MaryJane?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 23, 2019, 02:04:58 pm
No, Pinkerbelle, it doesn't. ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on April 23, 2019, 05:29:16 pm
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 09, 2019, 07:01:10 am
Good Day

I hope my email meets you well.

I wrote you on behalf of my Company a while ago with respect to a portfolio we have dedicated to growth set up exclusively for investing outside of the eurozone. I am writing to apologise for what seemed to be our inability to follow up with our earlier request to you.

My Co-signer on the all documentation related to the project fell sick again, his cancer relapsed so he was admitted back in hospital. We thought it would be for just 1 month or so but it went on for several months and it would be insensitive, if not inhumane to speak of business issues during such a trying time for his family.

He is better now and insists we go ahead with the project, hence my reaching out to you once more, please let us know if you still want to proceed or if you have changed your previous position.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincrely

Sig Runarsson
 
Director   
SC Metals OU
Jõe tn 5, Kesklinna district
Tallinn.


<< e-mail transmission>>

Good Day,
 
We are a european company in the process of shutting down our operations in the Baltics and as a member of the board, I have been given a mandate by the other directors to replace one of our Directors who lives in France.
 
We have a portfolio dedicated for growth even in areas outside of the eurozone and I have a mandate from the board to work with an individual or company that is able to provide a strategic vehicle to grow this portfolio under their professional expertise.
 
We are looking for suitable individuals/companies with proof of competence to provide a reasonable ROI; short term & long term scenarios are accommodated. Please contact me by email for more details.
 
Sincerely
 
Sig Runarsson
 
Director   
SC Metals OU
Jõe tn 5, Kesklinna district
Tallinn city, Harju county, 10151
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Post by: Conrad on May 14, 2019, 06:39:31 am
Greetings,

I am Jim Campbell a chief inspection officer at Heathrow international airport London. During our investigation last week, I discovered an abandoned luggage from a south African national whom I believe should be a politician because the luggage has ANC Tag on it and when scanned, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in the luggage weighing approximately 50kg. The luggage was abandoned because the content was not properly declared and the owner has refused to show up since April last year

The luggage will either be sent back to south Africa or confiscated by the airport authority. On my assumption, the luggage will contain about $4Million and it is still at the airport storage vault as I email you. I'm in position to arrange the shipment of the luggage to you as a south African through a courier diplomat for us to share the funds because the luggage will not be allowed to enter inside the United Kingdom.

All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can arrange and move the luggage out within 24hrs upon your acceptance and deploy the service of a courier diplomat to your address in south Africa for safe delivery but I must get assurance from you that you will not betray me and that we should share the funds 50/50 before I will proceed.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Boomer on May 16, 2019, 04:59:06 am
Damn Conrad, they sure do like you don't they? Mine all get caught by my spam filters so I never even see them.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 16, 2019, 07:04:56 am
Damn Conrad, they sure do like you don't they? Mine all get caught by my spam filters so I never even see them.

These gems all come from my spam folders. I like to look at what's been caught by the filters every once in a while, just for shits and giggles, ya know?  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on May 28, 2019, 06:42:43 am
Attn:
I am Richard Anthony - Senior Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer of Evercore's Private Funds Group. We have an unclaimed inheritance attached to your surname and i want us to work together and make claims to this inheritance, If you are interested kindly contact me via MrRichardAnthony1@gmail.com and reconfirm your name, Telephone number and address for
more details.

Best Regards,
Richard Anthony
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on May 31, 2019, 06:13:40 am
Hello Dear,
I am very sorry for this sudden contact. I got your email address through an online directory and I am contacting you personally because I seriously needed your help. My name is Miss Lilian Kevin. I am 19 years old girl and the only daughter of my parents whom where both assassinated during the political crises in my country Ivory Coast. My father worked for many years in an oil drilling company and he deposited some money (5,500,000.00 Euros) with my name in his bank before he died and I want you to help me transfer this money to your own bank account in your country and also help me come to your country to continue my education. This is because after the death of my parents, my wicked uncle wants to kill me and collect my inheritance money from me because I have no one to defend me. I have reported my uncle to the local police here in my country, but nothing has been done since then. I am writing this mail from a local hotel where I am presently hiding for my safety. I am willing to offer you 30% of the money as compensation for your help after the transfer. Please reply me urgently so that I will send you more details…
Lilian
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Post by: Conrad on May 31, 2019, 06:47:23 am
Hello Dear,
I am very sorry for this sudden contact. I got your email address through an online directory and I am contacting you personally because I seriously needed your help. My name is Miss Lilian Kevin. I am 19 years old girl and the only daughter of my parents whom where both assassinated during the political crises in my country Ivory Coast. My father worked for many years in an oil drilling company and he deposited some money (5,500,000.00 Euros) with my name in his bank before he died and I want you to help me transfer this money to your own bank account in your country and also help me come to your country to continue my education. This is because after the death of my parents, my wicked uncle wants to kill me and collect my inheritance money from me because I have no one to defend me. I have reported my uncle to the local police here in my country, but nothing has been done since then. I am writing this mail from a local hotel where I am presently hiding for my safety. I am willing to offer you 30% of the money as compensation for your help after the transfer. Please reply me urgently so that I will send you more details…
Lilian

Sounds legit to me, Dear.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on May 31, 2019, 10:58:25 am
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Yes Dear. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 01, 2019, 06:23:44 pm

Hello, I have sent mail to you previously ,maybe it didn't delivered. I am Naomi Noguchi By name. I am sorry for contacting you directly to your email. I will like to talk to you about something very important. Please acknowledge my email so I can provide you with details.


I await your response.
Best Regards,
Naomi Noguchi
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on August 02, 2019, 05:51:43 pm
I never get this stuff....

Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: gPink on August 02, 2019, 06:10:05 pm
What's your email address....we'll see that you get some.  ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on August 03, 2019, 01:15:07 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on August 14, 2019, 06:28:28 am
Hi Dear,


I must admit I really appreciated our little chat sometime ago on social media and i apologize for taking so long to respond, please allow me to formally introduce myself I'm Sgt. Sophie  Surface, I'm 35 years of age, A  member of the U.S Army with the active combat Soldiers in Afghanistan. I was born in the Switzerland but raised in Austin, TX by a single parent (My Mom) I've never get to meet my father.

I joined the U.S. Army in 2004 as a single Lady after death snatch away the only family I had, ever since I was recruited into the Military I've been living in north portion of Biggs Army Airfield - Fort Bliss - El Paso, TX.. I'm a young woman with very strong principle and always try to take my religion (Catholic Christian) long with me, wherever I go, whenever it is and with whoever I am. I respect different religion exist in this world because they hold similar teachings which brings peace to everyone and makes you a better person. I'm more on the quite side, It takes awhile for me to open up to people especially not in the U.S. Army. I almost never talk to civilians first, but if someone talks to me first, I do talk back. I'm a quiet lady that value privacy a lot because I treat people the way I wish to be treated. Never interfere in people way of life as I believe everyone has his or her own life to live.

I love to listen to Jazz, R&B blues, classical music, play volleyball at the beach and watch movies at my free time. It sounds a little boring though…well that’s how I'm, I guess I've not bored you with all these stuff about myself. #smiling! Anyway as I said, I'm single and looking forward to mingle in a serious friendship that could possibly lead into long term relationship because presently I have no partner. I've been unlucky in relationships back home that's why I'm looking forward to make a new friend especially now I will soon finish my mission here in Afghanistan.

Guess I have said so much about myself: would you be kind enough to share with me about your present relationship status in a reply email, in fact I want to get to know you if you don't mind and hopefully to make good friends.  I've attached picture of myself so you know whom you are speaking;)


My direct email:  sophiesurf3536@gmail.com


Warm Regards,
Sophie


Sound legit no?    :o
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: MtnRider on August 14, 2019, 08:48:57 am
Weeellllllll.....

Where the heck is her picture?!?     :doh:   :chugbeer:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on August 15, 2019, 07:37:50 am
Weeellllllll.....

Where the heck is her picture?!?     :doh:   :chugbeer:

Nuttin much to look at and the top of her head was cut off in the pic.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 15, 2019, 09:54:23 am
the top of her head was cut off in the pic.
Gee...imagine that.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on August 30, 2019, 06:09:52 pm
From: Mrs.Danny Johnson <dj9818361@gmail.com>
Sent: Friday, August 30, 2019 2:19 PM
Subject: It's my pleasure to contact you dear Friend,
 
It's my pleasure to contact you dear Friend,

     I am glad to know you, but god knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be surprise at all. My names are Mrs.Danny Johnson a widow, a citizen of (Canada) but presently based herein Spain since my life with my late husband and i have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease. At this moment i am about to end the race like this because the illness has gotten to a very bad stage, without any family members and no child. I hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to entrust on you for the mutual benefit of the orphans and the less privileges ones. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the total sum of Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Euro) deposited with the Ibercaja Bank Spain. Having known my present health status, I decided to entrust this fund to you believing that you will utilize it the way i am going to instruct herein

Therefore I need you to assist me and reclaim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages and gives justice and help to the poor, needy and to promote the words of God and the effort that the house of God will be maintained says The Lord. Jeremiah 22:15-16.

It will be my pleasure to compensate you with 35 % percent of the total Fund for your effort in handling the transaction, 5 % percent for any expenses that may occur during the international transfer process while 60% of the money will go to the charity project.

All I require from you is sincerity and ability to complete God task without any failure. It will be my pleasure to see that the bank has finally release and transfer the fund into your bank account therein country even before I die here in the hospital, because of my present health status everything need to be process rapidly as soon as possible. I am waiting for your immediate reply, if only you are interested for further details of the transaction and execution of this charitable project for the glory and honor of God.

Email: ma4635642@gmail.com
Kindest Regards.
Yours sincerely
Mrs.Danny Johnson
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Post by: gPink on August 30, 2019, 06:43:28 pm
'One of the largest cases of its kind': Feds indict 80 people in $6 million fraud, money laundering scheme

By MORGAN WINSORandALEX STONE Aug 23, 2019, 2:40 PM ET

U.S. federal prosecutors have announced a 252-count indictment charging 80 people, mostly Nigerian nationals, with being part of a widespread conspiracy to steal millions of dollars through a variety of scams and then launder the money.

The federal grand jury indictment was unsealed Thursday after authorities arrested 14 defendants across the United States, including 11 in the Los Angeles area, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Central District of California. Three other defendants were already in federal custody. Six defendants believed to be in the country are fugitives, while the dozens of remaining defendants live in other nations, mainly Nigeria.

https://abcnews.go.com/International/largest-cases-kind-feds-indict-80-people-10/story?id=65142255
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Post by: tweeter55 on September 27, 2019, 09:32:43 am
Mr Akain Karim <rev.isaiahmichael@gmail.com>
Fri 9/27/2019 8:47 AM
Compliment of the day,

I am Mr.Akain Karim,  I Have a Business Proposal of $10.5million For
You and I  was compelled to use this medium due to the nature of this
project,I have access to very vital information that can be used to
transfer this huge amount of money, which may culminate into the
investment of the said funds into your company or any lucrative
venture in your country,If you will like to assist me as a partner
then indicate your interest, after which we shall both discuss the
modalities and the sharing percentage.

Upon receipt of your reply on your expression of Interest I will give
you full details on how the business will be executed I am open for
negotiation.
Note you might receive this message in your inbox or spam or junk
folder, depends on your web host or server network.

Thanks for your anticipated cooperation.
Best Regards
Mr. Akain Karim

Ya Think? :nuts:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on October 18, 2019, 05:57:30 am
And so it continues:

Aisha Gaddafi <mr.musa.frank@gmail.com>
Fri 10/18/2019 3:31 AM
Hello Dear Very Confidential,



I am Aisha Gaddafi, Daughter of the former Libyan leader, Col. Muammar
Gaddafi. I am offering you a partnership proposal in a classified
monetary transaction, which involves the need to secretly relocate and
secures some of our family funds concealed in a special escrow dormant
holding with a financial services company in Africa. I am in a very
difficult situation and I must immediately relocate this fund for
safety and investments purposes.

More so, this must be done in such a way that it must not be tied to
me as a result of my father's death and politics circumstances. More
details of the transaction will be disclosed to you once you can
assure me that you can be trusted to handle this. Honesty and trust is
what I am in quest of, so therefore your assurance of confidentiality
and trust will be highly appreciated. For further clarification.

I look forward to your earliest response,

Thank you

Aisha  Gaddafi
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on October 22, 2019, 06:40:20 am
Gray Reachout <porto@acap.pt>
Mon 10/21/2019 12:50 PM


Warmest greeting to you,
 
I bring you this exciting message with great joy know that i am fulfilling what has been placed in my heart to do.
 
Briefly my name is Ms. Gray and i am the Jamaican that won the Jackpot on Friday the 11th of May 2018. I am convinced this came from God to me and that is why i decided to also spread this love to others and you happen to be one of the people that will be affected by this love i am spreading.
 
Do get back to me for better information and understanding
 
Peace to you
Gray's Outreach
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Post by: tweeter55 on October 22, 2019, 12:12:29 pm
Isn't it nice to know you're being loved, Conrad?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on October 23, 2019, 06:39:28 am
Isn't it nice to know you're being loved, Conrad?

It really is, it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling that lasts all day.    :-*
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on October 28, 2019, 01:37:26 pm
Miss Monica Dim Deng <monicadim45687@gmail.com>
Mon 10/28/2019 9:44 AM
Dear Friend,


Good day, I'm a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina
Faso. My names are Miss Monica Dim Deng I'm 25years old originated
from Sudan. I believe that it is better we know each other better
because I believe that any good relationship will only last if it is
build on trust and mutual understanding. my father Dr. Dominic Dim
Deng was the former minister of (SPLA) affaire and special adviser to
President SALVA KIIR of South Sudan.


My father Dr. Dominic Dim Deng and my mother including other top
military officers and also top government officials had been on board
when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008, you can read more about
the crash through the below website:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm)


listing to what happened After the burial of my father, my uncle
conspired and sold my father's properties and left nothing for me, on
a faithful morning I opened my lat father's room which I saw a
briefcase and I opened it there I found documents in which indicated
that my lat father deposited amount of money in one of the bank in
Burkina Faso in my name as his next of kin. I travelled to Burkina
Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take
care of myself.


On my arrival, the branch manager of the bank whom I met in person
told me that what my father's instruction to the bank was that the
money should release to me only when I am married or if I present a
trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I have chosen
to contact you and I believe that you will not betray my trust on you,
though you may wonder why I so soon revealed myself to you without
knowing you well, I am convince that you are the real person to help
me out.


I will disclose much to you if you can assist me to relocate to your
country because my wicked uncle has threatened to assassinate me. The
amount involved is $10.4 Million Dollars with some kilos of Gold and I
have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso where the Gold was
deposited. You will also help me to place the money in a more
profitable business venture in your country.


However you will help me by recommending a nice university in your
country so that I can complete my education, it is my intension to
compensate you with 30% from the total money for your noble assistance
and the balance shall be my capital for establishment after my school.
In receipt of your below information’s, I will summit a letter of
introduction to the bank immediately in your name as my trustee.

Please read this proposal as urgent and contact me with your
information’s below:


1. Name In full:...................
2. Address:..........................
3. Nationality:......................
4. Age:.................................
5. Sex..................................
6. Occupation: ....................
7. Marital Status:..................
8. Phone..............................


Yours Faithfully,

Miss Monica Dim Deng.

She's got documentation & everything. Has to be legit...right?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on October 28, 2019, 03:08:33 pm
Oh yeah, it certainly sounds legit. But given the e-mail address monicadim45687@gmail.com, it makes me think that maybe the previous time she reached out, using the e-mail monicadim123@gmail.com, may have already gotten the really big bucks

 ;D

Brian



Miss Monica Dim Deng <monicadim45687@gmail.com>
Mon 10/28/2019 9:44 AM
Dear Friend,

<snip>

Yours Faithfully,

Miss Monica Dim Deng.

She's got documentation & everything. Has to be legit...right?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on October 29, 2019, 06:20:03 am
Not to be confused with monicadim8910@gmail.com
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on October 29, 2019, 05:36:46 pm
Monica Dim....nice choice of a name.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on October 29, 2019, 05:49:14 pm
Right- that one will be a few weeks from now and only offer the last $300 or so....

:-)

Brian

Not to be confused with monicadim8910@gmail.com
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on October 29, 2019, 06:08:28 pm
Miss Monica Dim Deng <monicadim45687@gmail.com>
Mon 10/28/2019 9:44 AM
Dear Friend,


Good day, I'm a citizen of Sudan but currently staying in Burkina
Faso. My names are Miss Monica Dim Deng I'm 25years old originated
from Sudan. I believe that it is better we know each other better
because I believe that any good relationship will only last if it is
build on trust and mutual understanding. my father Dr. Dominic Dim
Deng was the former minister of (SPLA) affaire and special adviser to
President SALVA KIIR of South Sudan.


My father Dr. Dominic Dim Deng and my mother including other top
military officers and also top government officials had been on board
when the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008, you can read more about
the crash through the below website:


[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm[/url] ([url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7380412.stm[/url])


listing to what happened After the burial of my father, my .....


Yours Faithfully,

Miss Monica Dim Deng.

She's got documentation & everything. Has to be legit...right?




omg.... just snorked a bean outta my nose reading that......


just watched this movie last night.. and it reminded me of .......Dim Deng.....



https://youtu.be/K6kCddM5KEM (https://youtu.be/K6kCddM5KEM)
http://youtu.be/K6kCddM5KEM (http://youtu.be/K6kCddM5KEM)
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Post by: Conrad on November 21, 2019, 05:35:51 am
Germany and South Africa now?



Greetings,

Compliment of the day, I bring you my greetings; It is true that this letter may come to you as a surprise. Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me your attention and hear me well.

My name is Mrs. Elizabeth Alrich from Germany. I was brought up from a motherless baby’s home in my country and was married to my late husband, Dr. Aksel Alrich who worked with our Embassy here in South Africa for a period of 8years before he died. We were married for 30 years without a child before he died in a fatal car accident. Since his death I decided not to remarry.

I am 69 years old, and am suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live for the next Few months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $18.6 Million Dollars with a Bank here in South Africa. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in South Africa. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next few months due to cancer illness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this money to Charity, organizations or good person that will utilize this money for helping humanity and the less privilege people in the Society and the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want you to use this money for Charity organizations, orphanages, widows and other people that are in need. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money. Moreover, my husband relatives are not close to me since I develop a Cancer problem and it had been their wish to see me dead in order to inherit his wealth since we have no Child. These people are not worthy of this inheritance. This is why I am taking this decision.

As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the Bank in South Africa where this money is deposited. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always put me in prayer.

Any delay in your reply may give me room to look for another good person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response soonest

Thanks and Remain blessed.

EMAIL: elizabethalrich101@gmail.com
Yours Sincerely
Mrs. Elizabeth Alrich



I'll do my best to 'remain blessed'.     ;)
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Post by: Conrad on January 09, 2020, 07:05:20 am
Here's a new one, at least new to me. It had me laughing out loud.    :rotflmao:

Hello!

I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.

I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.

If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.

I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.

Why your antivirus did not detect malware?
Answer: My malware uses the driver, I update its signatures every 4 hours so that your antivirus is silent.

I made a video showing how you satisfy yourself in the left half of the screen, and in the right half you see the video that you watched.
With one click of the mouse, I can send this video to all your emails and contacts on social networks.
I can also post access to all your e-mail correspondence and messengers that you use.

If you want to prevent this,
transfer the amount of $500 to my bitcoin address (if you do not know how to do this, write to Google: "Buy Bitcoin").

My bitcoin address (BTC Wallet) is:  1GSG78yy2dYDUc5tJqgBiphJoqzGKedkv8

After receiving the payment, I will delete the video and you will never hear me again.
I give you 50 hours (more than 2 days) to pay.
I have a notice reading this letter, and the timer will work when you see this letter.

Filing a complaint somewhere does not make sense because this email cannot be tracked like my bitcoin address.
I do not make any mistakes.

If I find that you have shared this message with someone else, the video will be immediately distributed.

Best regards!

Lorelei Donaldson


That's a pretty good trick considering that I don't look at porn AND I don't have a camera hooked up to my computer. BUT, Lorelei doesn't make mistakes. Looks like I had better buy some bitcoins.    ;)
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Post by: B.D.F. on January 09, 2020, 03:30:11 pm
Just curious but..... do you have any photos or videos of Lorelei?

And I could not help noticing that you said you do not watch porn..... just curious but may I ask why? There is some really impressive porn out there. Just wanted to touch on that :-)

Brian

Here's a new one, at least new to me. It had me laughing out loud.    :rotflmao:

Hello!

I am a hacker who has access to your operating system.
I also have full access to your account.

I've been watching you for a few months now.
The fact is that you were infected with malware through an adult site that you visited.

If you are not familiar with this, I will explain.
Trojan Virus gives me full access and control over a computer or other device.
This means that I can see everything on your screen, turn on the camera and microphone, but you do not know about it.

I also have access to all your contacts and all your correspondence.


<snip>

Best regards!

Lorelei Donaldson


That's a pretty good trick considering that I don't look at porn AND I don't have a camera hooked up to my computer. BUT, Lorelei doesn't make mistakes. Looks like I had better buy some bitcoins.    ;)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on January 10, 2020, 06:59:18 am
Just curious but..... do you have any photos or videos of Lorelei?

And I could not help noticing that you said you do not watch porn..... just curious but may I ask why? There is some really impressive porn out there. Just wanted to touch on that :-)

Brian

I'm going to have to plead the 5th here.    ;)

I still maintain that I do not have a camera connected to my PC.  :)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on January 10, 2020, 10:12:50 am
There is some really impressive porn out there.

I guess we know who DOES watch it.
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: B.D.F. on January 13, 2020, 04:29:41 pm
Hey, it is like pizza: hot, oily and delivered to the house warm. And who does not like pizza?

:-)

And it is not like I have to go looking for the stuff- it finds ME and makes itself known. And I have to say, I am compelled to watch some things (not only porn.) just due to the title of the photo or video. I mean I just cannot <not> look.  I mean it would take a much more structured person than I to skip right by "Sex injuries as told by ER staff" and not at least peek (Reddit).

Brian

I guess we know who DOES watch it.
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: MAN OF BLUES on January 13, 2020, 05:08:17 pm
Hey, it is like pizza: hot, oily and delivered to the house warm. And who does not like pizza?

:-)

And it is not like I have to go looking for the stuff- it finds ME and makes itself known. And I have to say, I am compelled to watch some things (not only porn.) just due to the title of the photo or video. I mean I just cannot <not> look.  I mean it would take a much more structured person than I to skip right by "Sex injuries as told by ER staff" and not at least peek (Reddit).

Brian

Hilarious...

like 6 years ago, while I was online and also working on drawings on my tower computer, I get a phone call... person speaking in some Hindi dialect, procedes to tell me I am linked to a porn site, and he is watching me.. and demanding I visit his Federally Based website to discuss not pressing charges against me for internet porn... floored me... after reading him the riot act, and threatening physical injury to him, and his complete family, wherever in the world they were located, I hung up... a week later, I'm firing up that same computer, about 9 hours after my wife boarded a plane to see the kids, and she was online verifying and printing out her boarding pass, etc... computer comes up, and goes into the FBI virus bug lockdown.. the one they hold you "Hostage for" and demand cash, to unlock your computer.. so... I spent the next 17 solid hours, using 2 different laptops, to do the Malwarebites cleansing of my machine... I know my wife wasn't watching porn... and I only watch Danish animal porn... so I just don't get it...  :rotflmao: :deadhorse: :1DeadBanana

we no longer use that machine....

related crazy thing, same year, I was at work and on my company system, with extreeeeeme virus controls.. never worried about any virus; while working, I had a song running thru my head, so did a google search for it, clicked what I thought was a secure music source... and BAM.... FBI Virus...... totally locked my machine, I had to go to the IT guy, and confess... "yes, I tried to listen to a song... and bam"... he spent about 5 hours, to get my machine functional again... I got chewed out for it severely... but within a couple days, at least 6 other people, that streamed music... got pinched... so I don't feel bad... I was gonna tell them to Watch Danish Donky porn, it's safer... but decided not to...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on January 16, 2020, 06:40:20 am
I think that I've seen this one before.

Dear Email Owner/Fund Beneficiary,

YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS PAYMENT ORDER VIA ATM CARD

This is to inform you that, we have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in Africa and Asia with the help of the United States Government, United Arab Emirates  Government, United Kingdom Government and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) including with the help of the Currency Transactions Reports (CTR) and Suspicious Transactions Reports (STR) Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and Financial Action Task Force (FATF).

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of African and Asian countries which includes (United Kingdom, India, Nigeria, Republic of Benin, Ghana, Cameroon and Senegal) and they are all in Government custody now, they will appear at International Court of Justice (ICJ) Hague (Netherlands) soon for Criminal/Fraud Justice.

During the course of our investigation, we have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-Crime Commission and the United State Government have ordered the money recovered from the Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky people around the World for compensation. This Email/Letter is been directed to you because your email address was found in one of the scammer Artists file and computer hard-disk while the investigation, maybe you have been
scammed. You are therefore being compensated with the sum of $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars Only).

We have also arrested some of those who claim that they are Barristers, Bank Officials, Lottery and Government Agents who has money for transfer or want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist. Since your email address appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation funds, we have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM VISA CARD. An ATM Visa Card will be issued in your name and your $1,000,000.00 (One Million Dollars Only) will be loaded
into it, and deliver it to your postal address with the Pin Number, as to enable you withdrawal your funds from any ATM Machine anywhere in the world.

To issue the ATM Visa Card, you are therefore advised to contact the Visa Card Incorporation United Arab Emirates, this is so because Visa Inc. is a global payments technology company that enables consumers, businesses, financial institutions and governments to use digital currency instead of cash and checks, and the Government choose them to payout all the compensation funds to the 100 Lucky beneficiaries. Please contact them now with the below contact details:

Dr Ahmed Mahmoud
Contact Email: ahmedmahmoud00121219@gmail.com
Director ATM VISA CARD Issuance Department
(Visa Incorporation UAE)

Contact him now for the delivery of your ATM Card. As soon as you establish a contact with him, an ATM card will be issued to you immediately which you can use to withdraw your funds from any ATM Machine, but the maximum is $20,000 dollars per day because the Card has been upgrade. So if you like to receive your funds through this means you’re advised to contact (Dr Ahmed) with the following information as stated below:

1. Your Full Name:
2. Address Where You Want the Courier Company to Send Your ATM Card To or (P.O Box):
3. Your Age:
4. Occupation:
5. Cell/Mobile Number:

Please Be Warned, as The United Nations Anti-Crime Commission and the United State Government does not instruct any other Bank or agent in this payment except (Dr Ahmed Mahmoud), whom we can only give attention to, and from now, we advice you to stop all the communications you are having with any other Agent or bank officials in Europe, Asia and Africa regarding to your payment.

Thanks for your understanding as you follow instructions.

Yours in Services.

Mr Jeremy Sanders
PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER.
(FIU)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on February 05, 2020, 06:04:39 am
Miss Eddie Deborah <eddiedeborah526_5081@yahoo.co.jp>
Wed 2/5/2020 5:53 AM


My Dearest One,

This is Miss Deborah Eddie from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in Ivory Coast, therefore this mail is very urgent as you can see that I’m dying in the hospital which I don’t know what tomorrow will be. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my liver damaged and can only live for some months.

I want you to know that my contact to you is of a divine direction which i do not mean any harm to you. Abel is 14 years of age.

I inherited some money ($4.5 Million) from my late father and I cannot think of anybody trying to kill me apart from my step mother in order to inherit the money, she is an Ivorian by nationality.

I want you to contact my servant with this information below:

Master Abel Laurence.
Address: Indenie Avenue - Plateau 01 H.B. 201 AbidjanA
Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire.
Email: abellaurence999@gmail.com

He will give you the documents of the money and will direct you to a well known lawyer that I have appointed to him, the lawyer will assist you to change the documents of the money to your name to enable the bank transfer the money to you.

This is the favor I need when you have gotten the money :-

(1) Give 30% of the money to my servant Abel as he has been there for me through my illness and I have promised to support him in life. I want you to take him along with you to your country and establish him as your son.

(2) Give 20% of the money to handicap people and charity organization, then the remaining one is yours.

Note; This should be a code between you and my Servant Abel in this transaction "Hospital" any mail from him, the barrister he will direct you to, without this code "Hospital" is not from the barrister, Abel, the bank or myself as I don't know what will happen to me in the next few hours.

(3) The lawyer And Let Abel send you his International passport to be sure of whom you are dealing with. Abel is so little therefore guide him.

And if I don't hear from you, I will look for another person or an organization.

Please do not forget to contact Abel Laurence with abellaurence999@gmail.com May Almighty God bless you and use you to accomplish my wish.
Pray for me always.

Miss Deborah Eddie
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on February 08, 2020, 06:29:43 am
You know it's amazing how many people fall for this sh*t.  I was talking to a co-worker the other day that nearly got took by the deposit this check and keep some for yourself after sending the rest out ploy.  She didn't realize that the check has to clear first.  The bank actually stopped the transaction...thank goodness.  She was selling tiles on Craigslist and contacted by one of those idiots and she fell for it.


Personally I'm not liking a lot of these selling apps as they appear to be taken over by scam artists.  First clue is their command over the English language...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on February 27, 2020, 10:22:51 am
Mr Lisa Hugh <lisa.hugh222@gmail.com>
Thu 2/27/2020 10:58 AM


Dear Friend,

I am Ms Lisa Hugh work with the department of Audit and accounting manager here in the Bank(B.O.A).

Please i need your assistance for the transferring of thIs fund to your bank account for both of us benefit for life time investment, amount (US$4.5M DOLLARS).

I have every inquiry details to make the bank believe you and release the fund in within 5 banking working days with your full co-operation with me forsuccess.

Note/ 50% for you why 50% for me after success of the transfer to your bank
account.

Below information is what i need from you so will can be reaching each
other

1)Full name ...
2)Private telephone number...
3)Age...
4)Nationality...
5)Occupation ...


Thanks.

Ms Lisa Hugh.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on March 10, 2020, 08:00:04 am
I don't get people searching for me to make me rich via email, thankfully. However sometimes I search them out in my attempts to save money.

I was searching for a low price on a Castle 100 Pocket Hole machine and they all seemed to be the same price ($475) except there was one place ( https://www.selvedica.com/ (https://www.selvedica.com/)) that only wanted $66.00.
So I contacted them:
Quote from: my email to Selvedica
How can you sell a $400.00+ Castle pocket hole cutter for $66.00? In the "if it sounds too good to be true department" this is high on the list for sure. Why does a map of London and Big Ben appear on your site if you are in North Carolina? What kind of a scam are you running here?

I noticed the company name backwards is "Acidevles" (acid evils?) anyway...their not so reassuring response:
Quote from: email response from Selvedica
Hi
We Sorry for the delayed reply, This is legit website, we do the business so many years. Please don't worry, The price is relatively low, but the items are real and new, your purchase is very cost-effective.
If you have any questions, you can feel free contact with us.
Thank you

I remain un-convinced, however if I were to bite at this, I actually think I might receive something. Probably something made by some other company with "Castle " in their name. Perhaps a kitchen towel set or some such. When I complain they'll say it was just an innocent mistake made by some underling and that all I have to do is jump through some hoops to get my money back that would no doubt entail going to the post office filling out customs forms and buying insurance and tracking and send the towels back to China or Nigeria and then they'll say they never got them and just make it all so difficult that they hope I give up and just kiss the $66 goodbye.

The good news is that the item (whatever it really is) is available in either Black or Black Sesame.  :banana
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on March 10, 2020, 08:31:55 am
Quick follow up, I found this site: https://de-reviews.com/selvedica/ (https://de-reviews.com/selvedica/)

And here is where Google Maps says the address for returned item on their web site is: https://www.google.com/maps/@35.9782174,-80.0153936,3a,37.6y,232.85h,83.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJ5mAe4dQ06U_LJfzUNbhVA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&authuser=0 (https://www.google.com/maps/@35.9782174,-80.0153936,3a,37.6y,232.85h,83.91t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJ5mAe4dQ06U_LJfzUNbhVA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en&authuser=0)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on March 10, 2020, 08:56:38 am
Dang Marty! Why do you need holes cut into your pockets anyways? Ain't ya gonna lose your FOB that way?

I have some great scissors that I'll let go, just cuz I like you, for only $50!

Your choice of colors too!

(http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/myLVwaw-eO9BlBIMqRAFBKg.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 06, 2020, 06:05:20 am
Ibrahim Ahmadu <maryjenniferdavid@gmail.com>
Sat 4/4/2020 10:58 AM
Dear Partnership 

It is with trust and confidence that I make this urgent and important business proposal to you. I am Adamu Ibrahim, Accountant General of Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). I have been assigned by my two partners to seek for a foreign partner for the transfer of the sum of US$55,500,000.00 (Fifty-Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) for the benefit of both of us. This money arose from deliberate over invoicing of contracts awarded by my Corporation in 2012.

We have been safeguarding this money since then, waiting for an appropriate time when the money can be transferred into a safe foreign account for safe keeping pending our arrival for sharing and utilization with owner of the account. Now, the Presidency has ordered that all debts owed Foreign Contractors by the past Government should be paid immediately. On the strength of this order, we wish to take advantage of it to present you or your company as one of the contractors being owed by the government as the contractor/beneficiary of this contract fund of USD55.5MILLION with our Corporation*NNPC*, for immediate payment to you.

Also, be noted that i have gone into a serious three days praying and fasting for searching for well reliable and trust-able person to handle this transaction for its logical conclusion for our mutual benefits. It is very urgent to write you by sending this business proposal to you due to the trust I have in you after my thorough searching of a reliable, capable and trustworthy foreign partner to handle this transaction for its logical conclusion for our mutual benefits.

Meanwhile, we have agreed that the money will be shared thus: 80% will be for me and my two other partners. And 20% will be for you for providing all the necessary assistance for the successful payment of this fund to you as a beneficiary/contractor for the benefit of both of us.

Note that the nature of your business is irrelevant to this transaction as all arrangements have been concluded for a successful and hitch-free transaction.

Also note that this money is still in the suspense account of our Corporation NNPC, with the bank waiting for payment to beneficiary/contractor.

Therefore you will required to provide to me urgently the important information as I stated here below to enable us put claims and invoice the payment on your favor/name as a Contractor/Beneficiary of the contract fund with our corporation, NNPC, for immediate payment to you.

1. Your full name and address,

a. Your Private Telephone, Mobile and Fax numbers.

2. Name of your company and address, telephone and fax numbers “if any".

3. Name of your bank and address, telephone and fax numbers.

4 Your Account Number where the fund will be transferred into.
a. Account name.

b. Telex/Swift Code Numbers “if any"

c. IBAN

d. Routing number

Note that we have taken measures to ensure that there is no risk involved on both parties. We have estimated that this transaction will be concluded within 14 working days upon receipt of your acceptance to this my proposal letter.

Note that this transaction required the utmost Trust, Confidentiality and Urgency.

Further details will be explain to you if you do not understand me as soon as I receive your acceptance mail on my proposal business letter to you for the immediate payment of the fund to you as a beneficiary/contractor for the benefits of both of us.

Thanks for your co-operation and kind assistance.

Yours truly
Adamu Ibrahim,
Accountant General (NNPC)
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 14, 2020, 06:01:23 am
Attn.
 
A cargo that is in your name and email is abandoned here at our facility warehouse for
over a period of time, revealed an undisclosed sum of money concealed in it,when scanned.
The shipment was abandoned due to insufficient information.
Please supply verifiable PROOF of everything for the dispatch.
 
Lastly,Thank you .
 
Kind Regards,
Simon Dennis
Head Officer-in-Charge
Luggage/Baggage Storage Facilities,
Ocean City Wicomico Regional Airport
5485 Airport Terminal Rd a,
Salisbury, MD 21804
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 14, 2020, 11:16:18 am
That's fairly close to me.  Want me to pick it up for you.  Just send me $250 and you can have the rest of the money.  Course I want mine first..  LOL
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 14, 2020, 12:11:39 pm
That's fairly close to me.  Want me to pick it up for you.  Just send me $250 and you can have the rest of the money.  Course I want mine first..  LOL
Will you take a check?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: j_wahl91 on April 14, 2020, 12:54:14 pm

Kind Regards,
Simon Dennis


Weird, I think this is the same fella tryin to help me with my car warranty expiring
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 14, 2020, 01:15:45 pm
Will you take a check?


Sure...cashier's check or USPS money order.
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on April 14, 2020, 03:18:56 pm

Sure...cashier's check or USPS money order.

Sure I’ll do that. I just need a little bit of additional information though...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on April 15, 2020, 06:31:17 am
I'm sure you do...
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 28, 2020, 06:48:55 am
Not a 'get rich quick' e-mail but just as entertaining.



𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚒𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍.

𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝟷𝟶𝟶% 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚙𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜, 𝚘𝚛 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎.

𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚖𝚎. 𝚈𝚎𝚝 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚋 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝, 𝚖𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝟷𝟷𝟼 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜.

𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚎-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞.

𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜, 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚌𝚊𝚖.
(𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚞𝚗𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚍𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊)

𝙸 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐. 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍, 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝟼 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠.

𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚌𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜, 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 (𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠! 𝙼𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚜).

𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎'𝚜 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚝? 𝙸 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝...

𝙽𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊 𝟷 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚗𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛.

𝙿𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚄𝚂𝙳 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜:

1PgenCvfQcFNuVav**nb473kyHK**7**yhDnnmyD
[𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴-𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚙𝚢 & 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 ** 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚒𝚝]

(𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗. 𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎)

𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 '𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗' (𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝?). 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 . 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚣𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜.

𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝟷 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚘. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚝.



You'd think that someone who claims to know everything about me would know my name, right?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: fartymarty on April 28, 2020, 11:09:51 am


You'd think that someone who claims to know everything about me would know my name, right?
I wear a pot lid over my face when ever I be plesurin'-me-self just so they can't get me too.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: Conrad on April 29, 2020, 07:41:09 am
I wear a pot lid over my face when ever I be plesurin'-me-self just so they can't get me too.  :-*

 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: tweeter55 on July 13, 2020, 09:47:31 am
Dear Sir,
Greetings!!!
Please I am sorry if this email came to you as a surprise. I am Madam Beatrice Susan Denis, a Lawyer by profession.  I would want you to champion with me a financial transaction that will be beneficial to you and me and the amount to be transfer is (US$6.5Million) Six Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars. Please kindly reply me if you are interested to enable me give you more information. Please reply immediately to Address: Beatrice.S.D.law.FIRM@bsdmail.com
I look forward to hear from you.
Best Regards
Madam Beatrice Susan Denis (Esq.).


Esquire. Gotta be legit, yes?
Title: Re: I'm Rich, I'm Rich, I'm Going To Be FILTHY RICH!!!
Post by: VirginiaJim on July 17, 2020, 01:17:55 pm
Absolutely!