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Title: I get to be first??? Cool!!
Post by: wahrsuul on December 18, 2013, 05:33:54 am
My standard intro on new boards:

A dynamic figure, I am often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. When cornering, I lean so far over that I drag both left and right pegs. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have thrown rocks at God but only hit a disciple. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet eaten coleslaw. I ride the best motorcycle ever made. I ride too fast to worry about my cholesterol levels.
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Post by: VirginiaJim on December 18, 2013, 05:37:45 am
 :thumbs: :)
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Post by: tweeter55 on December 18, 2013, 06:08:37 am
Oh...you'll fit right in, here. :chugbeer: :chugbeer:
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Post by: stevewfl on December 18, 2013, 06:19:41 am
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j180/stevewfl/avatars/welcome5_smilie.gif)
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Post by: Son of Pappy on December 18, 2013, 09:26:17 am
Welcome!!  So, what oil do you use? 8)
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Post by: B.D.F. on December 18, 2013, 09:59:02 am
That's nothing- I got to be the first person to mention the word 'KiPass' on this forum! Well, at least after the great forunami of '2011.

Brian

My standard intro on new boards:

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Post by: MrPepsi on December 18, 2013, 10:28:27 am
Welcome to the punchbowl.
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Post by: Conrad on December 18, 2013, 10:32:35 am
My standard intro on new boards:

A dynamic figure, I am often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. When cornering, I lean so far over that I drag both left and right pegs. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have thrown rocks at God but only hit a disciple. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet eaten coleslaw. I ride the best motorcycle ever made. I ride too fast to worry about my cholesterol levels.

He is, the most interesting man in the world!

Welcome!
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Post by: gPink on December 18, 2013, 11:36:01 am
We now know who Chuck Norris calls 'daddy'.
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Post by: BruceR on December 18, 2013, 11:50:22 am
We now know who Chuck Norris calls 'daddy'.
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Well, since Chuck Norris helped to birth Himself, I guess technically, Chuck can call Himself 'Daddy".
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Post by: rhhall on December 23, 2013, 07:31:01 pm
plus the mail order course in gynecology....
Welcome
rick  :thumbs:
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Post by: Tremainiac on December 23, 2013, 09:06:59 pm
His greatness is only exceeded by his modesty!  :hail:
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Post by: alexx45 on December 27, 2013, 06:27:19 am
Welcome Sir. Your humility is humbling.
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Post by: Gumby on December 27, 2013, 09:02:29 am
What do you do with prize winning clams?  :-\

Welcome to the asylum.  :thumbs:
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Post by: BruceR on December 27, 2013, 10:24:49 am
What do you do with prize winning clams?  :-\

Welcome to the asylum.  :thumbs:
Prize winning clam?  I completely missed the Jenna Jameson reference in the OP.
 :finger_fing11:
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Post by: Conrad on December 28, 2013, 06:38:05 am
Prize winning clam?  I completely missed the Jenna Jameson reference in the OP.
 :finger_fing11:

 :rotflmao: