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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2018, 08:23:11 am »
If they develop autism from eating detergent pods they can clean them up with a bleach chaser.

Which end should the bleach go in?
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2018, 09:03:52 am »
Which end should the bleach go in?

Preferably the bleach should be applied by time machine to the womb at the time of conception.

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2018, 08:51:55 am »
Man steals car, then calls owner for help starting it, police say



A Minnesota man has been arrested after allegedly stealing a car from a Walmart parking lot, then calling the owner less than two hours later for help starting the vehicle.

Edward Leroy Wilson, 37, is suspected of sneaking into the car after its owner turned it on remotely from within the Sartell, Minn., store, the St. Cloud Times reported.

The woman who owns the vehicle apparently wanted to warm it up Monday night in frigid evening temperatures, but by the time she went to the parking lot, the car was gone.
Police say Wilson had driven the vehicle more than an hour away, but ran into trouble restarting the car after he had parked it.

About 10:30 p.m. -- less than two hours after surveillance images showed the car leaving the lot --  the owner received a call from a woman who told her that a man was asking questions about the vehicle, the St. Cloud Times reported.

Wilson, who gave a fake name, then spoke to the owner directly, and asked if she could find someone to start the car for him, police said.

Officers responding to a suspicious person call identified Wilson and the stolen vehicle during Wilson's conversation with the owner, according to local reports, and took Wilson into custody.
He reportedly admitted to the crime and told officers "he knew it was not a good idea to get the vehicle," according to a criminal complaint filed against him.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #33 on: February 10, 2018, 09:08:29 am »
Pretty crazy!

Must be some improperly installed after-market remote starter.  Properly designed/installed ones will kill the engine the moment the car is moved if the key is not present.

She probably didn't lock the doors either  ::)
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #34 on: February 10, 2018, 12:30:25 pm »
Into the gene pool, just like it goes into a swimming pool.

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2018, 04:58:55 pm »
It won’t be long until we read about someone dying or nearly dying from snorting a rubber.   :loco:
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2018, 05:36:57 pm »
Stupidity knows no bounds....http://www.kfvs12.com/story/37857192/condom-snorting-challenge-is-the-latest-dangerous-trend-to-go-viral-on-the-internet


"The internet has seen the "Tide Pod challenge" and the "cinnamon challenge," but the most recent online challenge [condom snorting] is dangerous [...]"

Hello?  As if eating washing machine detergent is somehow not dangerous in comparison??

What is with these stupid people???  Part of me wishes they would all take the "arsenic challenge" and then maybe it will all end?
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2018, 06:21:26 pm »
It won’t be long until we read about someone dying or nearly dying from snorting a rubber.   :loco:
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2018, 06:47:43 pm »
It’s called natural selection.
I like Max’ idea.  We’ll call it:

The 2019 Darwin Award Academy presents:

The Arsenic Challenge!!!
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2018, 08:18:08 am »
Pretty crazy!

Must be some improperly installed after-market remote starter.  Properly designed/installed ones will kill the engine the moment the car is moved if the key is not present.

She probably didn't lock the doors either  ::)

My truck won’t even shift out of park if the engine is running and the key is out of the ignition,and you can’t get in it without key fob or breaking out a window!

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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2018, 04:05:42 am »
Keyless Ignitions

Freakin amazing!

Folks are dead because they're too stupid to know how to shut their cars off.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/keyless-ignitions-led-carbon-monoxide-deaths-recalled-suit/story?id=33344253
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2018, 05:31:53 am »
Keyless Ignitions  Freakin amazing!  Folks are dead because they're too stupid to know how to shut their cars off.

What is more amazing is that they can't tell when a car is running???  They shouldn't be driving in the first place.
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Re: Stupid is as stupid does
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2018, 05:41:13 am »
Car should be able to text the owner...."Turn me off f**k head!"
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