Author Topic: Jack Daniels  (Read 581 times)

Offline zrx mitch

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Jack Daniels
« on: January 31, 2019, 06:07:23 pm »

 A woman goes to a counselor, worried about her husband's temper.
 The counselor asks, "What's the problem?

 The woman says, "Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me."

 The Counselor says, "When it seems your husband is getting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel's and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don't swallow until he either leaves the room or calms down."

 Two weeks later, she tells the counselor, "a brilliant idea, Every time I swished the Jack he calmed down. How does swishing Jack Daniel's in your mouth do that?

 The counselor said, "The Jack Daniel's does nothing. Keeping your mouth shut is the trick".
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Offline jettawreck

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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2019, 06:13:06 pm »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2019, 08:04:37 am »
Really?   :o

I certainly don't find this one funny. I read it to my wife, she didn't either. In fact, she had a few comments for you that I won't print here...
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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2019, 08:23:45 am »
Really?   :o

I certainly don't find this one funny. I read it to my wife, she didn't either. In fact, she had a few comments for you that I won't print here...
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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2019, 08:46:20 am »
I'll admit it. I was afraid to show it to my wife....   :o :-X   :rotflmao:

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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2019, 08:59:06 am »
I wouldn't tell mine either, but I did think it was funny.
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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2019, 02:59:25 pm »
I thought it was funny.... my wife thought it was extremely funny.. after spending last week with her parents down south... they are both in their 80's... and argue constantly...., well, dad just sit's there, and finally leaves the room... poor guy...

Some people just have no sense of humor... albeit a "narrow band of humor"... :nuts: :nuts:
maybe suggesting "both parties" take a shot of vinegar and water would work better...
after all, "It's the solution that most doctor's recommend"

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Offline zrx mitch

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Re: Jack Daniels
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2019, 05:01:47 pm »
Todays Psychology Lesson


 An old man, a boy, and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked.

 As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding."

 The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

 Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

 So they decided they'd both walk.

 Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have
 a decent donkey to ride."

 So they both decided to ride the donkey.

 They passed some people who shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."

 The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey; the donkey fell into the river and drowned.






The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye!
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