Send it to Ill-inois. It's so screwed up here we'll never notice. 
Yeah, who's gonna notice another turd in the cesspool?
Speaking of which...
Since our Ill-ustrious state hasn't passed this years budget YET (only 6 months overdue) lots of entities are running out of money.

My wife works at a state supported community college and they started laying folks off left and right this week, the state owes them $5mil. Fortunately she has seniority and is in (almost) no danger. She's quite upset though as you can imagine as her coworkers and friends get called into HR for the bad news.
