My middle aged wife has the same color hair as in her high school picture. My forehead is twice as big, the hair on my temples has turned white, and my beard is almost completely white. I haven't got it all figured out yet, but I think it has something to do with multiple bottles of foul smelling chemicals and brown stained rubber gloves I keep finding in the bathroom waste basket. To make matters even worse, she always seems to enjoy when people ask her if she is a lot younger than Leo. She never tells them that she is actually older. Should I start running used crank case oil through my beard to look younger?