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Offline Jim H

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2015, 07:56:51 am »
  don't know if this has been said....but it is on many forums...

"Pics or it didn't happen"    LOL

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2015, 09:14:45 am »
Thank God for good men willing to do extreme violence.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2015, 09:38:08 am »
 
 "Don't...make me stop this car!" ;D

   which would usually get my brother & me to stop the horseplay for a half-hour or so...... ::)
'99 C10 "MissTriss" *sold*
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #93 on: January 11, 2015, 12:29:55 am »
"wilder than a peach orchard hog"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #94 on: January 11, 2015, 09:24:25 am »
Yep
God does not subtract from a man's life the number of hours spent riding a motorcycle

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« Reply #95 on: January 11, 2015, 06:28:21 pm »
'99 C10 "MissTriss" *sold*
'04 ZZR1200 "Sweet heart" *sold*
'81 GL1100 Interstate "Puttz"*sold*
'00 K12LT..."Battleship Galactica".....

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« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2015, 06:32:47 pm »
'99 C10 "MissTriss" *sold*
'04 ZZR1200 "Sweet heart" *sold*
'81 GL1100 Interstate "Puttz"*sold*
'00 K12LT..."Battleship Galactica".....

Offline Walker18

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #97 on: January 11, 2015, 07:20:10 pm »
COG#8443                                                  
AMA# 1088783
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #98 on: January 11, 2015, 10:24:41 pm »
No-cost home security system.

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch. I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front  yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the  center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.95 a month.
Aloha, OR.

Offline Conrad

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #99 on: January 12, 2015, 04:50:13 am »
 ;)

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"Don't bother me with facts, Son. I've already made up my mind." -Foghorn Leghorn

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #100 on: January 12, 2015, 07:17:11 am »
Reply to the post above:
1999 C-10: Knee savers, Givi trunk, Rifle windshield, KB risers, K&N...and counting...

What did I do to deserve this life?  And how do I do it again?

Offline wahrsuul

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #101 on: January 12, 2015, 07:22:30 am »
And a few more:
1999 C-10: Knee savers, Givi trunk, Rifle windshield, KB risers, K&N...and counting...

What did I do to deserve this life?  And how do I do it again?

Offline Conrad

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #102 on: January 12, 2015, 09:52:37 am »
The rock paper scissors above cracked me up.  :rotflmao:
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Offline mr t

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #103 on: January 12, 2015, 03:47:22 pm »
   "The older I get, the faster I was"

Offline wahrsuul

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #104 on: January 13, 2015, 04:25:38 am »
still more;
1999 C-10: Knee savers, Givi trunk, Rifle windshield, KB risers, K&N...and counting...

What did I do to deserve this life?  And how do I do it again?