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Offline VirginiaJim

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witty sayings that you've seen...
« on: January 31, 2014, 04:01:09 pm »
Such as:

Seen on the back of a very slow dump trump climbing a long hill...."I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."  (rather liked that one)

Seen at a funeral parlor locally...

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.  It is only difficult for others.  It is the same when you are stupid.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 04:56:31 pm »
hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit  :pukeface:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 04:58:10 pm »
Honk if you want to see my finger

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 05:42:47 pm »
bumper sticker seen on a new 'vette driven by a pretty lady
"Was His" :doh:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 07:16:49 pm »
Beat up car with a sticker that said "rust experiment".  I have a sticker on my car that says "0.0 I don't run"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 09:36:48 pm »
"Hope and Change" ;) :rotflmao:

Jim, I find it both funny AND witty in a country boy kinda way :)

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2014, 11:32:45 pm »
Saw one that said "You can measure my concern in Micro-Give-A-Shits"...this has become one of my favorite statements
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2014, 10:35:12 am »
I have a sticker on my car that says "0.0 I don't run"

Along those lines, I saw one the other day that said something like "27.4 - I got lost"  :rotflmao:



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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2014, 11:23:41 am »
On a guy's t-shirt. Are your boobs looking at my eyes. lol
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2014, 11:25:25 am »
On a motorhome. If this motorhome is rockin don't be knockin.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2014, 06:09:34 am »
2 come to mind: "Don't believe everything you think" and a license plate I saw years ago on a Saab that read SNAAB.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2014, 06:14:22 am »
magnetic car ribbon.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2014, 01:04:03 pm »
I had one on my 91 Toyota Truck that someone slapped on when I was at the Velvet Elvis for a few beers...

Ugly Strikes One Out Of Three.

I put one on my 02 Dodge QC that I thought was pretty amusing...

If you were agoraphobic, you would be home by now.

One I saw the other day that cracked me up... huge sticker...


 
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2014, 01:14:17 pm »
I've found coke whores to be a better class of people.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2014, 02:43:35 pm »
Marvelous....keep them coming!
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