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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2014, 02:44:55 pm »
Seen on my GS "Really?  BMW makes cars?"

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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2014, 03:02:24 pm »
On my 05 ST1300...

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« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2014, 09:25:08 am »
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2014, 11:36:13 am »
:o




Inquiring minds do NOT want to know...    :pukeface:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2014, 01:56:16 pm »

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2014, 04:37:54 pm »
Let's kinda keep these sayings on the witty (funny) ones, please.
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« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2014, 08:49:20 pm »
Mazda pickup, tailgate literally covered with stickers. The one that catches my eye?  It's a beautiful day. Please do your best not to f#%$ it up!   :)
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2014, 09:37:16 am »
An old classic but I still like it:  Visualize Whorled Peas

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2014, 07:40:33 am »
Saw a good lookin' chick with the license plate IYQ2.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2014, 08:55:49 am »
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2014, 09:17:52 am »
"You look like I could use a drink".
"If Harley made airplanes would YOU ride in one"? (With pic of a DC-3 with HD engines on the wings with chain driven props)
And, on the bag of my old C10: "Silly yuppie...trailers are for BOATS".

 :rotflmao: Good ones!

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2014, 11:24:49 am »
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2014, 11:44:36 am »
Just read on this forum in Shoe's signature:

Eat Corn, Drill for Oil

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #29 on: February 06, 2014, 12:10:44 pm »
I can't be an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings... I go to parties!