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Offline Strawboss

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2014, 01:21:26 pm »
Bumper sticker- photo of Obama with the saying "Does this ass make my car look bigger"?
Bumper sticker on right side of semi-trailer-"El Paso-El Cruncho"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2014, 02:29:03 pm »
Guys, the intention of this thread was to stay out of the political stuff.  Let's keep it that way, please.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2014, 05:02:57 pm »
Read this on a motorcycle forum recently:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2014, 05:08:39 pm »
Or, as seen on the 'net, "Kinda like sex, only good" ;)

If that aint witty, I aint Jack (of all trades) ;)

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #34 on: February 16, 2014, 07:01:34 pm »
Born to ride . . . forced to work.
In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #35 on: February 16, 2014, 10:40:05 pm »
Seen on BDFs snow blower.  "Bring on the global warming, man made or mama nature made, just hurry up."

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2014, 11:29:56 pm »
"Hang up and drive"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2014, 12:03:22 am »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2014, 04:44:38 am »
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2014, 08:29:50 am »
Bumper Sticker on the back of a Jeep ....
"If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked your sister"

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2014, 09:14:09 am »
Your as useful as a dipstick that does not reach the full mark....

That one is from "Da Chief" me.....

I like that one!  I know some that I could apply it to.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #41 on: February 19, 2014, 10:09:09 am »
on back of a local sewage/septic pumper truck.
     "We take crap off everybody."

Local plumber truck.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #42 on: February 19, 2014, 10:30:28 am »
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In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #43 on: February 19, 2014, 11:26:04 am »

Bumper sticker on the back of a POS rusty Suburban,

  This is NOT an
abandoned vehicle

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« Reply #44 on: February 19, 2014, 12:11:45 pm »
When the red river is flowing,

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