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Offline Stephen.G.Fiddes

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #45 on: February 25, 2014, 06:53:43 am »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #46 on: February 25, 2014, 07:48:29 am »
Yes.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #47 on: February 25, 2014, 08:41:11 am »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #48 on: February 25, 2014, 08:59:25 am »
That all depends on if he asked his wife if he could go out into the forest and speak.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2014, 12:31:53 pm »
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE

On my neighbor's daughter's Jeep windshield

          SILLY BOYS, JEEPS ARE FOR GIRLS

kind of resent that one!

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #50 on: February 25, 2014, 12:45:10 pm »
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In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #51 on: February 25, 2014, 01:46:56 pm »
Another bumper sticker on a Jeep tricked out for off-road:

        SUZUKI RECOVERY VEHICLE
I've seen that one, but more often with "H2" instead of Suzuki.

And this one, too:   ɹǝʌo ǝɯ dıןɟ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #52 on: February 25, 2014, 02:22:46 pm »
Saw this at a family restaurant.
Good food.
Good service.
Good prices.
Pick any two.

Do not try to live forever on this earth. You will not succeed.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #53 on: February 26, 2014, 04:34:53 am »
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2014, 01:20:51 pm »
Guaranteed to piss someone off in every protesting group.


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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2015, 11:03:35 am »
Thought I'd try to resurrect this thread...Always drink upstream from the herd.
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« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2015, 12:18:30 pm »
Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you!




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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2015, 01:50:52 pm »
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Thank God for good men willing to do extreme violence.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2015, 04:04:13 pm »
Saw a license plate that said "hydrogen". My daughter didn't get it, I pointed out the car was an Element!
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« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2015, 04:28:29 pm »
   This saying is an actual business:

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