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Offline Rhino

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2015, 04:37:32 pm »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

Corollary: If a tree falls in the forest, and kills a mime, does anyone care?

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2015, 07:33:11 pm »
Recently seen bumper sticker:

"I'm so f***ing happy I could s**t rainbows."

From me:

"If I was smart enough to work here, I'd be smart enough to NOT work here."

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2015, 07:59:36 pm »
War brings mortars and pestilence.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2015, 12:48:24 am »
Local plumber truck.
      "A full house beats a royal flush."

Huh? ...Either you misquoted that, or it's a bad plumber.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2015, 03:35:36 am »
For 500 bucks you too can be royally flushed by that plumber.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2015, 03:48:17 am »
For 500 bucks you too can be royally flushed by that plumber.

551 for the same service if its a union plumber, although expect a longer project timeline.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2015, 05:15:17 am »
If a man speaks in the forest, and there's no woman around to hear him...

Is he still wrong???

Corollary: If a tree falls in the forest, and kills a mime, does anyone care?

Why just the one?    ???
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2015, 05:20:41 am »
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2015, 05:35:38 am »
Here's a few:
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What did I do to deserve this life?  And how do I do it again?

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #69 on: January 08, 2015, 05:40:38 am »
And a few more:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #70 on: January 08, 2015, 06:53:30 am »
Some excellent stuff here, keep them coming!  :D

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #71 on: January 08, 2015, 07:20:40 am »
Never lick a gifted horse on the mouth
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« Reply #72 on: January 08, 2015, 10:24:24 am »
"Ever try huskin' corn for a livin?"
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #73 on: January 08, 2015, 10:36:00 am »
When I was younger, and shot tournement archery, all the shirts I wore had a 3" x5" square on the back of my left shoulder with the words
"DOES THE NOISE IN MY HEAD BOTHER YOU?" In flourescent green letters...

Amazing how little things like that can make a normally superior archer flub... when they read that 60 times during a match...

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2015, 05:17:18 pm »
I think my all- time favorite was 'I know the voices in my head are not real but man, do they have some great ideas!'. Saw it on the 'Net somewhere, just like all the other good stuff in life....

A lot of people seem to really like my saying "It's like sex..... only good." Well not my wife but most people.

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