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Offline Deziner

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2015, 06:10:04 pm »
A favorite toast:

"Here's to our wives and our girlfriends. May they never meet."
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #76 on: January 08, 2015, 06:56:31 pm »
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, some people abuse the privilege.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2015, 04:45:00 am »
Funny product slogans:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2015, 08:12:54 am »
Sorry, didn't get a pic but seen on my way home last night, an old classic sign about 2' by 3' on the back of a van:

"If is aint a Harley, it aint $hit"

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2015, 10:41:26 am »
Sorry, didn't get a pic but seen on my way home last night, an old classic sign about 2' by 3' on the back of a van:

"If is it ain't a Harley, it ain't $hit"

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"
FIFY

Got me thinking. Is he implying that "If it is a Harley, it is $hit?"
Yes, I believe that is what he is implying, however there could be additional conditions,
such as: If it is a Harley, but it still has the oem mufflers, and it's rider wears a helmet, then it ain't $h!+.
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Now this is witty interesting. FTFM


OOPS, I took this in a different direction...OK. sorry, now back to witticisms.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2015, 11:35:12 am »
"This one time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken".

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2015, 02:51:45 pm »
" REMEMBER THE UNDERWEAR BOMBER?"


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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2015, 02:54:22 pm »
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”


― Will Rogers


CLASSIC.

Marty... awesome vid... just awsome... 8)

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2015, 07:27:35 pm »
.....Cheap whores make expensive wives.....
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2015, 07:39:47 pm »
That's about as useless as tits on a typewriter.

You don't put a five dollar hat on a two dollar whore.

She's got a three-horsepower brain driving a five-horsepower mouth.

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2015, 07:43:16 pm »
That fits like socks on a rooster
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2015, 07:02:42 am »
Always keep your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2015, 07:10:08 am »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2015, 07:25:33 am »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.

Trust me, if I get damaged to the point of ER folks needing to cut off my underwear,  they probably won't be clean anyway.    :-[
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2015, 07:47:52 am »
Always wear clean underwear, you never know when you'll end up in the emergency room.
Yes, mother.
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