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Offline stevewfl

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #105 on: January 15, 2015, 03:37:12 pm »
“The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.” St. Augustine

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #106 on: January 15, 2015, 03:41:19 pm »
^^^^ True dat!!!
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #107 on: January 15, 2015, 04:45:14 pm »
You have not had enough passengers yet.....  :(

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #108 on: January 15, 2015, 05:03:49 pm »
^^^^when i have an undesirable yappy passenger, I'll run SOLO!  ;D

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #109 on: January 15, 2015, 05:26:54 pm »
Just about the time I shift in to 5th gear, I can't remember a thing she said.... 8)
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #110 on: January 15, 2015, 05:37:43 pm »
Just about the time I shift in to 5th gear, I can't remember a thing she said.... 8)
You've got a long memory.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2015, 04:01:51 am »
You have not had enough passengers yet.....  :(

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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #112 on: January 16, 2015, 05:45:12 pm »
they look like they've "been beat outta h**l with a soot bag" :yikes:
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2015, 05:07:56 am »
Hmmmm
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #114 on: January 23, 2015, 01:44:56 pm »
Saw this one at my friends office...

When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.  It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #115 on: January 24, 2015, 04:42:04 am »
If common sense is as common as the name implies, why does there always seem to be such a lack of it?
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #116 on: January 24, 2015, 07:55:13 am »
That does seem to be an oxymoron..now that I think about it.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #117 on: January 24, 2015, 07:58:04 am »

That does seem to be an oxymoron..now that I think about it.
That might be a good idea for a new thread Jim...Oxymorons
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #118 on: January 24, 2015, 08:06:31 am »
I'm game.  Go ahead and start one.
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Re: witty sayings that you've seen...
« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2015, 12:52:04 pm »
  saw this on a jeep

"Silly Boy, Jeeps are for girls"


gotta love a women in a jeep.....